Walk into Gamestop

>walk into Gamestop
>see this
wat u gonna do?

Ask her politely to move so I can get to the games behind her.

Dat copy

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

politely ask her where battletoads is

look in the shelves for a VR fucking simulator

Try and figure out why I am in a piece of shit Gamestop.

Thats an unusually large PC section

Ask her if she wants to hold hands.

Just whip out my dick I guess hopefully she likes it

then you would be facing the same direction retard

Get butt naked and go talk to her

> took the bait like a fish

that's lewd user

Ask if they have a "No Chinks" policy...

poe's law on this one

took the bait yourself

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I would wonder why some lame faggot is bringing up this shitty old meme.

Walk out because this clearly isn't a Gamestop. Go find an actual Gamestop

>The mad man

Tell the manager to have this woman escorted out, as she may cause a scene.

walk up to the cointer and proceed to get $5 for my entire game collection

counter*

>Hot Titties

Avert my eyes lest someone accuse me of having ill intent, then proceed to purchase yet another gamecube smash controller because I can't stop smashing them to bits every time I play for glory

buy a $30 one-year protection plan

Assume gender

Ask how much does it cost

Say : game-on bitch

>703997915

newfag

Newfag

How's your first day on Sup Forums treating you,fucking moron.

nig nog nolly wogs

Walk around her and go straight to the Wii section.

Does it require dlc to fix its bugs?

Take pics. Summon manager. Complain. Muh chillins etc. Demand free store loot to keep incident out of press. Publish photos here.

Turn pi radials and walk away

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Ask her why she airbrushed her bush off

360 moonwalk into the PC master race section. Fuck a console.
Or ask the dude for help once he puts his clothes back on.
Side note wtf is wrong with faggots these days ?

I would actually go into a Gamestop if she worked there

They'll hire her (you), but they won't hire someone who actually has two degrees.

Fucking Gamestop.

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Because they want sheep working for them, not someone with brains who will leave them when forced to implement draconian policies.

Seems so. I worked there for a few months after hs, but now in Uni, they don't even want to look at my application or resumes.

Whatever; their employees tend to be cunts anyway.

Wondering why the fuck i'm in Gamestop for

>Walk into GameStop.
>See this.
>Wat do?

Politely ask him to untuck his cock and go sit in the nintendo isle.

Stamp on it.

satanic trips.

>Wat do?

DUCK !

Be confused.

ask for battletoads

Why the fack you are in a gamestop

Wonder why the fuck I'm wasting my time at GameStop. Grab her tits and say "honk honk".

This

you got FIFA?

>Nice Satanic trips

politely ask the duck where Uncharted 4 is.