Ok, Sup Forums, I've got a dillema for you. As a guy who has never been in a long-term relationship I was wondering...

Ok, Sup Forums, I've got a dillema for you. As a guy who has never been in a long-term relationship I was wondering, would you rather have your girlfriend/boyfriend cheat on someone who is

>Uglier than you
>Pretier than you

Please explain why.

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I'd rather she cheated with someone who could spell

Fuck you, english is my third language.

In which case, I'd rather she cheated with someone whose first language is English (note capitalisation)

Ju... Ju... just... post more of her.... please...

If you a swer his retarded question he might humor you and post more.

Make sure you use small words and simple sentences though, as English is his third language

Well, i actively encourage my wife to slut around because i find genuine slutiness erotic, so i'm gonna have to go with prettier, because i'm looking for porn stories essentially.

I doubt you speak any languages besides English.
I would rather my partner not cheat at all. I can only assume that they would leave your for the prettier one.

Kys cuck. I hate this fetish.

ok, i will. op, pls help, i need more.
(4 lyrics max)

i dont care who she cheats with. i would shoot the motherfucker and kill her too. english is my 4th language.

Cuckolding requires that she denies me sex. She doesn't. I just like her being a slut.

I know the English for "strawman", if that helps?

It wouldn't matter to me either way, honestly. Both would piss me off just as much.

I'm confident enough in myself that that sort of thing doesn't bother me. Other people's looks don't effect my self worth.

The sooner you learn that the sooner you'll be happier in life.

I'm gonna posit something here, obviously it's wild guesswork
So, if he/she cheats on someone uglier than you (make the distinction between uglier and just a different person with different positive/negative attributes), then it is more than likely an emotional thing that you're not giving your partner
If more attractive, then it could just be physical, lacking something in your sex life, or just maybe your partner wanted something better
Of course, neither of these account for just the fact that they might cheat solely for the sake of experiencing something different

i would rather it was someone better looking.

either way my preference wont really change my reaction to it.

I would just flip the switch and have zero feelings for her

Why would you shoot him? He may be obvilious to the fact that your wife is married. It seems to me that you are letting emotions overrule logic.

Equally, why would you kill her? She is not a possession and, as she has free will and is an independant person, she has exercised that will

Admittedly, she has betrayed your trust, but then again perhaps you did something to provoke her reaction? A simple betrayal of trust is insufficient for a death sentence; unless you live in some benighted shithole in the Third World

i really hope you dont ever want to have kids

Why?

what a tragedy

moar?

I am not understanding you.

>Capitalization

What a hypocrite.

English is my 69th language.

Well obviously, not the guy you are answering, but just don't plan to have kids someday

Why?

That's because English is only you third or fourth language, and your level of comprehension isn't up to the task of following a thread on Sup Forums.

I suggest you find another board; one in a language that you are more proficient in

You only said "what a tragedy". No amount of reading comprehension will tell me what you meant by that. There is information missing from that that explains what the "tragedy" is. You are relying on the concept that the tragedy is obvious. It is not.

Please explain it.

If someone cheats on you it means you're not satisfying them anymore, and also that this person (who you think loves you) doesn't respect you at all. That's what hurts. So the rest doesn't really matter

Also english is not even my language

>Capitalization
>Not realising that either spelling is correct
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What a retard

now that's a legit answer.

Dead obvious to me, for one.

Then explain it to me.

get a hold of this retard

I'm in a open relationship...so I don't care if she sleeps around.

This

He doesn't want you to have children

But why does he not want me to have children?

Why would you care about what he has to say. I'd love to fuck a mother.

Because you're young i will explain it to you: Men cheat down, women cheat up. Men looking to cheat will most of the time take anything just to bust a nut in a different body. Women don't cheat out of boredom, (most of the time.) they cheat because they're not getting the emotional attention they need. So, the lesson here is (most of the time, keep in mind there are plenty of insatiable people out there.) In a cheating situation, it isn't about looks. its about need.

Is that scarlett johansson?

Because he thinks your genes should be removed from the gene pool

Pay attention, I'm explaining for the hard of thinking

I want to know why he doesn't want me to have children. I see no obvious reason why it would be a bad idea. Perhaps he thinks the child might be born with an STD, perhaps he thinks the children will be slutty because i am married to a slut, or perhaps he just thinks i am a "cuck" and the children will be "cucks" as a consequence, even though i explicitly explained that this is not a case of cuckolding fetish. Or perhaps it's another reason. I'd like to know the reason.

But what is the basis for his assessment that my genes are unsuitable for replication?

I've seen viril men sharing their girlfriends, that's not just a cuck fetish.
He might mean that it would give terrible reputation to your children if it's a known fact your wife is craving cocks.

All of the above

No

Well, generally speaking when somebody claims your mom is a slut, it's an insult on the basis that supposedly it's false. I don't recall anybody in my classes whose mom was an overt, proud slut, but i think it would knock the wind out of that insult if you were raised knowing that was true and not giving a fuck about it.

*virile
What the fuck is this, an auslander thread?

"Your mom's a slut!"
"Yeah she is."
"Uhh... could i do her?"
"Well, she still has standards."

Actually, the "ur mom" response is only suitable for retarded thirteen year olds of limited vocabulary. It is so stupid that it automatically grants victory in the verbal joust to the one supposedly being insulted.

like i give a fuck lmao

girls use so much fucking toilet paper.

Spoken like a true moron

Maybe objectively that is true, but the point of those kinds of battles in school is to look good to the OTHER kids. And nobody is really familiar with the concept of "an argument so stupid that it's beneath notice" at that age.

Or for the next 20 years.

Do you really think that trotting out an over-used trope is going to make anyone look good, even an audience of mewling infants? They will have seen and heard it before; the only ones impressed in the audience will be the retards.

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Yes. It will. Dude, WEVE seen it before. Shit is NEW to kids. I am not sure at what age your momma jokes becomes passe, but at some age, that WILL be new to them. They don't like... absorb knowledge of overused tropes through the akashic field or some shit.

Ya'll ever notice how every 20 or 30 years they make movies that tell stories you've already seen before and then they're giant hits like they're just IGNORING those stories you remember? It's because a whole new generation of people HASN'T seen that shit.

Probably.

Anyway, I think I have successfully derailed the thread started by the person who only has English as a fourth language, so my work here is done.

And, in case OP is still here and is wondering why I would do such a thing to his thread, the answer is "because I can". Welcome to Sup Forums

Cheating sucks for those being cheated on. It's just incidental, these things. Either way, it fucking hurts the first time. No doubt whatsoever. Also, if you learn from the first time, it gets better. But neither one is better.

(cont)
And thanks to you, fellow pedant
for your assistance in my endevour. I do hope you didn't think this was a serious discourse?

I take every conversation on Sup Forums seriously. It's more fun that way. Sure it's trolls 90% of the time, but what fun is just going, "Nope. Bait." 90% of my time on Sup Forums?

Additionally, you keep politely talking to trolls, sometimes they get sick of it and engage in real discourse.

See: This thread.

Fret not. I never got sick of it.

capitalization? on Sup Forums? fucking newfag