Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?

Its okay, you just have to make due without I suppose
Make due without this bold brew
Bold, like a warrior on the hunt. Looking for a fresh assult while on the prowl

Album covers actually.
And a couple treks too

Leveling in Warframe takes forever

ITT: Virginity

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>>Galil
how is work? got cool co workers?
oh damn thats a good idea
thats a new one im sure
actually a pretty sweet job
what program do you use?

Fucking claimed

Man U guys are sad as fuck lol

I could always work a few years and actually save up for it. Making smart investments makes money grow. It's entirely possible for anyone in America to be a millionaire it just takes discipline in how you use your money

lol xd

Work's good, most of them are cool except for the niggers hired to drag bags of concrete and shit

Pathetic thread

Paint.net
Thanks, it is new
Its a good time kill.
Teaches me how to edit an image

I've lost a few games at League but I'm fine. Listening to music. Maybe we'll watch some anime later?

Good morning /waifu/

These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers

maid harem best harem

Miho claimed

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Body sized pillow fucking loser

yea that might be smart, college can be expensive thing
i cant even try to give you advice my financial situation is a mess
i rack disciprine i guess
suprise suprise
good to hear though. Glad things are once again looking up for you
any plans for the weekend?
>paint.net
that took me to a paint dealer? do you just mean the desktop app paint? thats pretty impressive then because i suck as with that shit
>that image
lets go Sup Forums who you voting for socks?
morning
sleep well?

Ok, youve convinced me

I raped that ugly cartoon character bitch

Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves
Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:33:29 No.704023059▶
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:33:29 No.704023059▶
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers

Fucking fat virgin weaboos. If these cartoon characters were real, you still wouldn't have a shot with them you ugly neckbeards, how does that feel?

getpaint.net/download.html
This site
Trump, sadly

Webm related it's every single one of you waifu claiming retards

I would love that, any thing you would want to watch in particular?

Where’d you go? Where’s your home?
How’d you end up all alone?
Can you hear me now?
There’s no light, there’s no sound.
Hard to breathe, when you’re underground.
Can you hear me now? Hear me now
>Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun
That's a new one.Also, to be semantic its "shotgun" not "shot gun".
I might go out with some family but other than that not really.

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Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:37:19 No.704023352 ▶
Fucking fat virgin weaboos. If these cartoon characters were real, you still wouldn't have a shot with them you ugly neckbeards, how does that feel?
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Webm related it's every single one of you waifu claiming retards

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Claiming Felix

Just woke up about half an hour ago or so

My computer! Its alive!

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ah thanks
im gonna mess around with it from time to time
why sadly?
i mean its kinda like voting for a turd sandwich or a giant douche
oh well could still be fun
where you going?
Arise!

Claiming Felix

Yes.
>all these shitposters

That feel when you're so physically unattractive and socially awkward that being in a normal relationship with a human female simply defies logic, so you force an underage Chinese cartoon character to date you so you can masturbate your deformed micropenis to a body pillow with their image printed on it

Kekold

I'm claiming Felix

Felix claimed

wut
makes me sad to see this guy has money and this is what he wastes it on.

FUCKING STOP!!!! SHES MINE I CLAIMED HER FIRST!!! GTF!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE HER BODY PILLOW? DIDNT THINK SO

Claimed.

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I am a lion and I want to be free
Do you see a lion when you look inside of me?
Outside the window just to watch you as you sleep
Cause I am a lion born from things you cannot be
How can I sleep at night, there's a war inside my head?
I found a lion hidden right beneath my bed
I will not hide myself from the tears that you have shed
Cause I am a lion and you are dead
We might go to an amusement park if the weather is good, if not we might just go watch a movie or play games.

>SHES
>HER
>HER

user, please.

Claiming

Found a webm of all of you

Didn't know you all actually left the house

yea its weird because they are being bad
really bad
any plans for today?

It really is man.
I dont really like either option, but as an American I was given the right to vote.
Ive got to do it, but the options are limited

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Wew lad
>she
>her

Muh Felix muh freedoms

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Honest question how does eternal virginity feel? Lost mine when I was 15 prolly cause i never watched anime before besides Pokemon when I was a little fucking kid you man children

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The worst waifu ever. I want to kick that little flaming faggot in the head. Every picture just fucking irritates me.

Now I just need to make sure that Battlefleet Gothic Armada doesn't open 5 windows of itself again

Oh hey, that is me in the green shirt

Can I claim felix?

>any plans for today?

I need more cute pics for you.
What are you planning on doing today? Except RISK.

>implying women browse Sup Forums

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Why have a maid harem when you can have best maid

WHICH FELIX IS THE REAL ONE
I can't watch webms on my phone but I'm going to assume this is an extremely nice compliment.
Thank you user.

Best type moon claimed.

It'll be the first time you've left the house in a long time. Make sure the front suspension in moms van doesn't snap the moment you sit your fat virgin ass down

> I haven't left my house in over a week

Pretty much sums up you waifags

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FAGGOT

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I live on a college campus my dude

Gotta dash gals

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>Projecting

oh thats cool, how big is the group?
because with a lot of people an amusement park often becomes a hassle
how are the weather predictions?
yea i agree, cant you vote blanco though in the US?
what made you go with trump?
>Now I just need to make sure that Battlefleet Gothic Armada doesn't open 5 windows of itself again
thats a virus my man
you got no school or work of any kind?
being a neet is sweet though

Phahaha these fucking virgins are so socially inept that they literally don't realize how cringeworthy anime is

I haven't showered in days

This one

Hey Galil!

I just took the biggest shit ever

I'm hoooooome

I'm right here heyy

Theses shit posts remind me of when I was a kid.

>home sick from school
>mom and dad go to work
>jump on b.net SC:BW and talk a bunch of shit

Man. Those were fun days.

I smell like semen

Fuck off cunt you aren't me

Hey Shiki

What would you do if I told you I hate you?
What would you do if your life's on the line?
What would you say if I told you I hate you?
I've got something that'll blow your mind

You know I got a grenade, and it's got your name on it
I'ma spit on your grave and engrave a dick on it
It could be anywhere between 6 and 30, because nobody in my family knows how to say "I can't come" and they just say they'll come but never show.
I don't really know or care, I'll judge the weather the day it happens.
Are you sure?

And now you're a jobless virgin who sits home all day and ACTUALLY contributes to autism threads about Japanese cartoons

Kekold

I really need more lovey-dovey pics as well.
My only plan is keeping you company cutie~

Will you at least help me

I just came on this bird it was like woah

Your posts fucking suck

Yeah I'm fairly sure

I mean I could screen shot this and send it to you on telegram if you want

I don't think Mi Liu knows how to shitpost.

He's not as good as we used to be.

Saved screenshot for future cringe thread

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