Spend 1 sexy night with Janice

Spend 1 sexy night with Janice
or
Eat 1 lincoln log sandwich

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Does that mean its a sandwich made out of Lincoln logs and bread?

thats dicked up

I have no idea what's a lincoln log sandwitch, is it a turd or something?

Either way, if it's not some really appealing sexual act definitely Janice, she's a qt.

she is the embodiment of everything that is the opposite of 'qt'

>Spend 1 sexy night with Janice
Will she SUCK OUR COCKS?

It looks like bread, cream cheese, and a cold hotdog.

Depends how hungry and sober I am

Sounds gay, Janice for me please.

Could you blend them all up into a silo?

is a lincoln log sandwich a poop sandwich, cuz id take that as long as it was janice's turd

I would only do it if she ripped ass in my face.

How hairy would Janice be?

She's back from India after she changed her name to Havarti

Fuck man I'd eat two turd sandwiches if it doubled my chances

So totally unshaved everywhere? Nipples too?

that shit was full on wifey-material

>not being mommas little whowurr
The only thing I'd let Janice do to me is use a vibrator on my ass though. She can't actually touch me.

Apparently she's pretty freaky in bed so I'd get a blowjob from her.

Look at how she's eyeballing AJ. She wants the dick. Too bad the sandwiches are so bad he goes out back to commit zeppole

>zeppole

I would smash that sexy af ass night and day

>freaky
>blowjob

I want to be her little WHO-WAH

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I think that's the joke. It's absurd that a blowjob is freaky or exotic

No I mean she doesn't seem bad at all, enough to compare her to lincoln logs. I just want a blowjob though.

fuck top rofl mate

>implying it isn't
it was considered taboo 30 years ago

I imagine Sup Forums was more fun when The Sops (Sopranos) was actually airing.

>I imagine Sup Forums was more fun
>Sup Forums was more fun
>Sup Forums
>fun

it's never been fun and will never be fun. it was just less shittier desu

Is this person autistic, or just trying too hard?

yeah i remember posting here back in 99 whenit was airting

I feel bread for the people who did not get to post in the legendary /citizenkane/ generals back in the 40s

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Tony what are you doing she's going to shoot your dick off

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Did there anybody better than Ralphie? Ever?