What exactly am I looking at here?

What exactly am I looking at here?

Mehmet and Hans' typical friday night.

a perfect political analogy?

Deutschland under alles

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Fredrick and Bayezid engaging in Bear mode orgies

Kek. What the fuck is this, and why is it in the Olympics?

Damn...

Merkel's Germany.

P-please be gentle senpai.

Immigrants welcome

The the wrestlig starting position you dickheads, dont shit talk wrestling, its the hardest sport you can do.

>the hardest sport you can do
only if you forget to lube up first

>wrestling
>no HBK
>no Hogan
>no Tatanka
>no Carlito

dropped

Post that picture on Sup Forums please. it's accurate for so many reasons.

Its not gay if this makes me hard, right?

Sir... you can take your gay porn and GEEEERT OUUUTT.

Fujoshi: The Sport

>this is a sport

WHAT THE FUCK??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pretty sure marathons are harder than sweaty men hugging

Other than male's competitive dick-sucking, is there a gayer sport than wrestling?

All memes aside that is a concern, if you cant grip the other person they are hard to pin. But you rarely see pins in high level competition

Have you ever wrestled? Its harder than running

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I'm laughing harder than i should

Pls go on, Sup Forums

Nice one

Best of the thread

>tee-he

Me and your mom wrestled pretty hard last night

It was pretty cool to watch to be honest.

The Cuban that got gold destroyed the turkroach.

Then he suplexed his own coach during celebration.

kek i watched it

I agree about cool to watch.

Those giggling women in the background are so wet

what the fuck am I watching

...come and get me big boy.

the start of a beautiful relationship

kek what the fuck actually is this

It sucks that wrestling never tried to make iself look less gay, in reality it's probably the toughest sport in the world and the goal of it is technically the least homosexual thing in the world.

>tfw would have loved to join the school wrestling team
>tfw terrified of popping a boner under those tights and have a gym full of people pointing and laughing at me

kek

>asserting your dominance over another man, and putting them in a vulnerable position so you can "finish" them
>Least homosexual thing in the world
You would say that germany. You've been getting fucked by arabs for years now.

incomplete image

haha, politicosocial joke, well memed senpai xD

what

Explain.

It was invented by a culture where sodomy was super popular at the time so.....

really makes you think

they used to do it naked too

I mean It looks gay but If i could I would probably like to know how to wrestle, it can loom gay all it wants but if I can fuck up some drunk dude messing with me then im cool dog

BJJ is the objectively superior form of ground self-defense.

The name of the sport is GRECO-Roman wrestling.
What the fuck did you expect?

>wrestling
>the least homosexual thing in the worl
kek

Western civilisation was invented by sodomists who loved little boys, so there's that.

I always used to think it was weird when I would see two guys wrestle I would just think of a power struggle who would overpower who but it turns out 90% of guys immediately think of gay sex

This explains the Catholic Church actually.

Little boys > Big arab men
It's less gay to give than receive.

except for nobody recieves in wrestling

>boys
wew

Germany has been practising taking Turks for a while now.

>Sup Forums boots Professional Wrestling threads off of Sup Forums and replace it with this gay shit.

SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS. NO MEMES OR GAY JOKES, ACTUALLY TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>the gayest of sports
>only muslims compete
Explain this

The birth of a new nation

Hahahahaha

NOW THIS IS REAL WRASSLIN

Wrestling is the superior art of putting someone in the groud in the first place. It is also a great way to keep the fight slow so you can win fight with points if you feel you were better in other rounds and your opponent is a big knockout or jiu-jitzu submission threat. A low of americans ufc fighters are master at this. Winning fight by points using a lot of wrestling. So boring to watch but effective.

A lot* of american ufc fighters do this
Just correcting my post.

I've actually done some wrestling before. These guys have unbelievable stamina because going toe to toe to try and get the other guy to the ground and getting in a dominant position is really hard and exhausting. You also need incredible strength and power as well, where as in other striking martial arts you need more technique.

THIS ISNT WRASSLIIIIING

I'm not gay dude

lel

and it shall be called... "Germany"

I don't know shit about it, but here's what i got from commentators.
1) You get put on your fours if you're acting passive, which gives an advantage to your opponent
2) It starts the second you put your hands on other guy's back, he tries to wiggle out of your grip
3) Referee was showing to Danish guy where to stand correctly and put a hand on our dude's back, he didn't realize it's a referee and jumped