Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claiming Felix

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still here

Claiming Felix

Nope, I've stopped watching normal television completely, why?

still here

would lick that armpit

Virginity: The Thread

Claiming Felix.

Penny Claim.
>HOLY fuck this is the first time I've had a free day in weeks.

CLAIMING GAY FUCK MAN CAT

Best type moon claimed.

Too late, beat ya to it.

Am I the only who thinks folding and doing laundry is relaxing?

I can't be, right?

I've watched Rick and Morty and Bojac the horseman, they are pretty good series, even if one of it is really popular.

Claiming best girl

>wen the bulies giv u shit at schol so u be mean 2 waifu fredz

trump.trump.au

>fucking waifu fags
>fucking meme meme
>meme

Why have you been so busy?

Making up another murder story with angry marine?

RUN

Well you're folding XXL anime/metal band shirts and XXXL Fruit of the Loom grey sweatpants so it's gotta be exhausting doing something that isn't watching autistic Chinese cartoons

I'm going to fucking murder your parents

I'm going to kill your family

I'm going to brutally rape you

I'm going to deplete your savings account

I'm going to buy architectural art

I'm going to sell your home

I'm going to use up your resources

I'm going to make you homeless

I'm going to run over your cardboard house

I'm going to fund your parents joint funeral

I'm going to rape you on their grave

I'm going to fuck your throat

>when ur fresh out of ylyl

Æīœû

Folding sheets from your racecar bed

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>when

>you

No, I quit working at the school because the new principal is a huge cuck asshole and now I'm working for the district.
Old Principal became part of the School Board, I quit and he told me I could come work in the district office. Better pay, less free time because I'm now responsible for 3 different servers. That and I'm helping my girlfriend move in.

""""Implying""""

Hello everyone!

>mad

Don't hurt yourself moving her in. I heard those pillows might not fit through your bedroom door.

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Man you guys are fucking sad. Makes me feel good about myself I'm about to go home from work get high af with my gf and eat her ass while we watch netflix, I'm
Glad I'm not dating a fucking pillow

>AF

Just ate lunch, sorry for late reply
Very true, Trump most likely won't even do anything if he wins
Penny! How's it been going man, why so busy?
Rude

Saber claim
Pretty good and you?

>Late replies inbound

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I guess I really am the only one who enjoys folding laundry.

pls respond

Make sure you don't take her next to an open flame, pillows don't handle fire too well

>Pillows
Kek, I don't waste money on pillows, I don't use them anyway.
See: and sorry I deleted my telegram, my phone has a lot of apps for the school district and I switched primarily to discord for my conversations.

still here

Pls respond

pls

Ye

Anyways, i gotta go, school now

Later, Galil

We can watch anything you desire.

Claiming Felix

Claiming Felix

i need attention

>That and I'm helping my girlfriend move in.

Murders ex girlfriend.

New girlfriend moves in less then a month later.

here

>Ex girlfriend of two years
Learn your lore faggot.

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i need a you pls

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THANK YOU TOGAME I AM RELEASED

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help me

Felix claimed

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You need a hobby

stilll here

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I just need to vent my utter retardation somehow. Why not when the cream team are on?

It wasn't murder, technically it was self defense.

ok mi liu
What you need help with?

Damn, that must suck.At least you have some more money right?
Also, I know the feel of not enough space all too well.
Bye

Join a gay pride movement

I'm not gay though, just a cancerous faggot.

Yeah, now I've got more money to do gun stuffs ^^
>Not enough space
Yeah.
>Tfw even put a 64 GB micro SD in and it doesn't help much
RIP me yo.

>implying I have any of those things
Ha

But I wanted to know if you watched them already.

Eru Claim!
>Late to the thread again.
In my defense I'm playing Rim World and its beautiful.

>cancerous faggot
That's me though, stop stealing my job

Found the triggered loser

Ikr, he's right here

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>becoming the meme they wanted you to become
We are too alike.

I'm going to fuck your throat

nice feet

FUCK OFF NIGGERDOG.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Nope, I've stopped watching normal television completely
Silly~

nice feet

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Oh. I tought you watched them onlin, at least.
Don't call me silly, I'm not silly..

:)

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

It's time

See you guys later

My stuff in the oven should be done baking in Warframe

nokosage in every field

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Let me introduce myself. I am the leader of my network of hackers from my school. I am Heaven, we have been going on Sup Forums for a long time and we know the way it works. I have successfully made OC, countless "epic" threads that has spreaded all over this board. We at our school know how your community works, and have manipulated it many times.
Were going to tear Sup Forums from the inside out. We have also ddosed Sup Forums yesterday and knocked the servers out, the 502 errors? came from us, the image 404's came from us. Do not underestimate us, we are the true hackers of the intenret.

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

I'm back, was talking with some coworkers.
Its ones moms birthday apparently.

:D

I do care, I just don't care.

Do us proud you glorious bastard
Your caps lock is stuck

yuno