What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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A loving one.

White
Smart
Independent career
Not a bitch
Healthy
Good body
Emotionally intelligent
Calm
Values family

give up

>emotionally intelligent

What the fuck does that even mean?

She's in middle school wtf.
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Fuck

Calm, not a bitch, and emotionally intelligent are direct contradictions with everything else you listed. Speaking from years of experience, you will never find that complete package

An existing one

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I will answer for most of my /bros. Breathing... All she has to be is breathing. Could look like a waterbed wearing a burkini so long as she talks to them with the prospect of eventual sex.

Brunette white girl with big green eyes who will understand me and love me. Intelligent, calm but sometimes crazy, modest, a little bit shy, living in dreams. Someone with who I could watch the stars in the night. Yes. That will unfortunelly never happen.

They do exist - I'm from the UK and upper-middle class families make them. It's a product of a tight-knit family with spare wealth, good education etc.

Basically they never go wild or out of their parents wing.

Still completely unattainable but they do exist

Virgin
Conservative/Libertarian
House wife
Healthy
Non-materialist
A teacher/good with kids (not required, but would be nice if she could home school the kids)

There are other little things that I would LIKE in a woman, but aren't necessary.

cute face at least 8/10+, body doesn't matter
nonpleb taste in music,movies,design etc
intelligent and introvert
likes to cuddle and do kinky shit

>Smart
>Independent
>Not a bitch
>Calm

Sounds like you want a man, user.

The one I have

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She would have nothing to do with you

>1. You find her attractive and she feels the same about you
>2. She makes keeping you sexually satisfied a priority
>3. She is loyal to you
>4. She is supportive and tries to help you achieve your goals
>5. Her expectations of the relationship are in alignment with yours
>6. She is physically and emotionally healthy and she makes staying that way a priority
>7. She puts others needs and wants ahead of her own when appropriate (i.e. she isn't selfish)
>8. She genuinely loves and respects you and you feel the same way about her

Google is your friend

My gf's kik is CiemG

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One that isnt stupid like the majority of females

>Virgin
GTFO b& faggot

hipster

My ex :(

>One that isnt stupid like the majority of people
FTFY

Satisfied with mine. Previously I sought someone like one of my best friends (i.e. guy qualities). Could get drunk, was loud occasionally and told lots of jokes.
Then I realized I wasn't gay.

My current gf has a decent career and is a straight arrow. Has no issues or judgement driving me when I go drinking with friends. She doesn't drink (asian). She has a small frame, and very little fat. Sweet thigh gap. Small tits though. But a great ass. She has a lot of nerdy guy friends. I always thought I would hate a girl like that but I am totally ok with it. Cute face.
I like the fact she was "trainable" in bed. If it weren't for me her idea of sex would be missionary and no bjs. Now I have her give me at least one bj a day or come in her mouth (I jerk) if she's too busy and nearby. She does most of the stuff I want in bed.

All in, not bad.

The kind with a feminine penis

Awwwww!

No Hymen, No Diamond.

Women who are virgins until marriage have a higher marital success rate and when 50% if all marriages end in divorce in this country, I'm not wasting my time on a woman who whored her way through college.

Femanon detected

The opposite of my girlfriend now.

How's middle school going kid

tits and vagina would be cool

big tits

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oh, fuck you.

Would love to suck her cock.

none

i'm not a lowtest cuck

That's just because people that frown upon sex before marriage also frown upon divorce. Religion mate.

You blow in from stupid town?

White
D cup or bigger
Decent ass
Curvy-ish
9+ inch cock
Look like a girl cock like a man

I want a gf who's similar to me in weirdness. Not weird like an /r9k/ fembot or a Tumblr weirdo, but like, doesn't want to get married or have kids, kind of misanthropic, doesn't have the same kind of thoughts and feelings most people have, has a dark sense of humor.

Ideally she'd be tech savvy and really left-wing (but not a social justice dipshit), and have short hair. But sometimes I think I'd go for a literal Nazi girl if she checked those boxes.

Any kind, almost even a nigger...
Not desperate enough yet even though I'm forever alone.

your mom

I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKED LIKE MEG RYAN YEA YEAAH

This guy gets it

the kind that'll do this

Have you thought about sucking cock?
Because clearly you seek a man. Faggot.
Just get a decent guy friend that you can be close to. Don't waste a good woman's spot looking for that unicorn.

Goddamn.

até aqui pqp

>middle school
Makes her easier to train.

Her

One like me, but in female form.

That or an alpha female. I have yet to find one that fits this description.

Who the fuck is this? Leafy?
How many cocks does she have?

Mods

as self loathing as i am
lottsa weed
constantly horny but I can satisfy her
kind of hot in an honest way.
bitter
cynical
about as detached as i am but not as suicidal.
... into/ tolerant of my large collection of hentai

One that will cheat on me with black guys that beat me up.

Not even funny.

Hot
Young
Knows her place and when to stfu

What about innocent

Foreign so i cant understand her bullshit
beutifull for eye candy
obeidiant

Where do you see the similiraty to that fucking faggot?
Fucking faggot

She has a bitch face
> Not a bitch

Life is too easy without. Got dumped a year and a half ago and never thought about re-entering the scene.

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A chinese girl with green eyes. I need one to become mortal.

A rich one that pays me everything i want.
Submissive with glasses. White/asian or arab

what do you think of my gf?

Calm down you faggot. Clearly they both suck cocks and hide chins.

Checkmate.

>white(pale)
>nerdy
>likes to dress up for sex(lingerie chokers ect)
>thin, really thin like 100-120 lbs
>loyal

That's literally it. I just want a thin bookworm to marry.

Pic related, fucking ideal woman

One that doesn't exist: one that...
-actually cares the same way about me I care about her, not just by saying it but by actions
-healthy
-not ugly
-not lying
-not faking
-not stupid
-doesn't come with stupid / awkward expectations
-does REALLY stfu about personal things instead of talking about them with everyone I don't trust and the rest of the world but me
-capable of GETTING TO THE POINT if there's an issue instead of talking around it in the most cryptic way possible, hoping I know EXACTLY what that was about
-doesn't bitch at anyone else or anything else but at that what is and caused that state of mind
-not expecting to get everything paid ("equal")
-has a character instead of just pretending to have one or trying to copy things off anime / books / tv / ...
-you can reasonably talk about things
-capable of learning and dyi instead of wanting others to do whatever needs to be done
-ready and willing for sex whenever I am and ideally has fetishes that match
-has hobbies and interests we can get along with
-is about we vs the world instead of me-me-me
-is capable of empathy but not like "Oh, don't kill that fly.", instead reasonable empathy
-that stays with me in good and in bad times

*Loyal to a fault (the type of woman who would risk prison for me and the family)
*Submissive (but only to me -- it'd be super hot if she was domineering to everyone else)
*Pretty
*Has an inviting personality
*Has interests of her own
*Has a sense of humor
*Isn't just following what the rest of her sex is doing in society
*Would rather take care of the kids than work, but still has hobbies of her own
*Sexually compatible
*Intellectual (insatiable appetite for learning)
*Loves to work out

Femdom.
I will go into (a lot) more detail if you want, actually, I'll do it anyway.

I like one huge and the other removed like a mastectomy. I like the choice of big boob or 12 year old nippless boy chest

Oh my fucking god this chin meme is becoming fucking stale

White, asian, or latina
Sweet
Curvy or thin
Nice tits and ass
Loving no matter what
Listens to my problems
Attractive
Black or brown long hair

Yep

Lol, she's a lesbian.

No tab on how to unrape your sister? Such a beta cuck, and quit with the mom dying in sleep joke its older than the cum that I left in your sister

>white
>healthy weight
>dark hair, not super short, not super long
>somewhat gothic (maybe?)
>dominant/sadist, into both femdom (feminization/spanking/CBT/edging/foot-/armpit-/pussy-worship) and gentle femdom (tickling/teasing/petting)
>taller than me by a good amount
>athletic, kind of toned, basically more physically powerful than me, which isn't too much
>not an asshole
>not retarded
>good sense of humor
>demanding when it comes to sex, and in general doesn't put up with too much bullshit, might bully the autism out of me (not fully, she'll still love me for being an autistic faglordy) but is truly cute, loving, and thoughtful

TONY BAMANABONI

I love the last two

You mean a dude with tits faggot?

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Jew

>doesn't care too much for politics/drama/religion/current events
>vegan
>likes comics and vidya
>taste in music isn't shit or edgy
>enjoys reading and board games
>friends aren't assholes
>has a soft spot for kittens
>not totally crazy
>no STD's
>voice isn't too high-pitched or annoying
>pretty independant but still needs me for some fuckin' reason
>won't talk shit about the friends I would hypothetically have in this fantasy situation
>our families will get along
>loyal
>likes movies and cuddling

Pretty good lets see the vagina

>asian
>at least 5"3
>Nice rack, not particularly huge but a nice shape
>Nice ass, same as above
>Tomboy, but has a feminine side
>Loyal
>Sweet
>Short hair
>Calm but forocious when provoked
>Intillegent
>submissive and let's me take the lead
>agreeable
>healthy in mind and body
>virgin
>Not an attention whore


Bonus if her short hair looks like Noodle from Gorillaz, I remeber boarding a puss and seeing a cute looking asian chick that looked exactly like this. I live in tampa so this is a rare sight to come by, especially on a bus. But I figured she's freak out if i tried to speak to her, been kicking myself ever since.

The kind that belongs to other men

>Listens to my problems
he said woman

>smart
>tsundere
>sacastic
>likes games
>right wing
>dominant and has a feminine penis

>White or Asian
>7/10
>Doesn't make conversation just small talk, actually talks about stuff that's happening in the world
>Likes what I like
>She loves me
A man can only dream

*intelligent

fug.

>intilligent

Good luck, user.

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Hey, it's possible. I know women are stupid by nature but it's possible.

Why does it matter if they're vegan? Genuine question.