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>is weed sex as awesome as everyone says?

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ol' 'cide

what is the absolute maddest city in Australia

>Thanks for coming to our British party user!!
>Yeah but don't be surprised if we make you talk like all night omg that accent haha :))

>google "canada day parade [street name from hometown]"
>brings up images from some city in british columbia
>its all chinese people in the parade

creasing

Nauru

You should take a trip, I hear they have special cruise deals

doing a get drunk while on benzos

Ah yes I'm British for sure ahaha pip pip darls

i remember when i went to the movies with my sister to see the new harry potter and she said two gems without realizing it, one was that british guys are ugly, and the other i can't remember. something about autism

great story; compelling and rich.

>western canadians
absolutely not very gud

i remember when i watched trainspotting with my friend and he kept referring to it as the movie about the Irish junkies

>hooked up to ECG
>beep... beep...
>nurse tries to break tension
>"So, do you have a gf?"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
canny calm down lads

>i remember when i went to the movies with my sister to see the new harry potter

>When you realise that Australia is literally "What would happen if the Irish colonised a resource-rich-but-agriculturally-poor continent"

bantz me blonde, bantz me babe bantz me bantz bantz me....

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created an entire 10-month story arc as a lie to my therapist because i was too ashamed to tell him i've never had a gf

How come I never really see canadians make fun of their own country?

I'm not going to pretend like americans aren't overly defensive about ours. But still, a lot of the front page threads are made by americans making fun of americans.

Hundreds of shart in mart OP's have been yanks.

Why don't we ever see canadians be deprecating? They claim to be so british, well why don't they share that characteristic? Is it insecurity? I'm genuinely curious

>agriculturally-poor

Mate are you retarded?

a fedora post

b-but Sup Forums said Australia is just a desert

>"We're agriculturally rich! Just don't try to practice agriculture 10 miles from the coast :^)"

you are now aware that ecg porn is a thing

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are there a lot of australians in whistler, canada?

digits of truth

what is the percentage of your land that is arable m8

now even the leafs leave us alone

>gives you a hug

the mexican

About 50 million hectares, more than Canada

yes

you fucks are invading every single resort town and nobody knows why

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Take your heads for a spin mates

>A
>FUCKING
>SNAKE-EATING EAGLE ON A CACTUS

thanks mr trump

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does the mojave desert have a lot of cactuses?

we have no snow and for some reason a lot of Australians are snow obsessed runts

i'm not one of them but one of my mates is. He goes to Canada, Colorado and the Austrian alps like every year to ski. It's the sports runts.

how do you pronounce 'second'?

sec-ond

the same way yanks do

seck-ind

haahhaahhahaha

he's in his right to hold that sign denouncing WHITE MALES
but calling him an anti-semitic name is a hate crime

just read in another thread (from an aussie btw (by the way)) that they hate the way yanks pronounce second

im more interested in why they're the only ones that call us chinks

feel sick as a dog
reckon that pork from last night has done something to me

Cooking perogies

Any Poles about?

off to read pic related

brits love it and its written by a yank

that's what you get for being a murderer

Why are Chinese girls so easy to manipulate lads?

Feel an Asian girl fetish coming on

he has no idea what he's talking about.

nonce

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show us your qt boipucci mate x

*brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap*

perogies + ketchup/mustard sauce

scrumptious

CAUSE ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
USA ON OUR MIND IT CAN'T BE GREAT ENOUGH
AND WHEN WE STEP INTO THE WHITE HOUSE YOU KNOW WE GON BUILD THAT WALL UP
AND IT STAY THERE

had the best wank ive had in years earlier
wish i knew what brought it on

morning lads

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Hola

what's that thing called for placing an intubation tube?

rise in testosterone
could NOT be allowed however
now it has been lowered again to optimal (low) levels

got called agriculturally poor in tesco express

why do australians say fuck off were full when it's huge and empty

Should I feel bad that the refugee program got shut down and that Mexicans are getting deported and the wall is going up and that Muslim travel is restricted?

hola

>its an SG1 visits rural BC episode

you met me at a very strange time in my life

it's mostly uninhabitable it's like people asking to go live in Death Valley

Getting ready for work?

chink sent me a sexy pic while i was at the gym and i got a boner lads

this time with hippies

yeah haha

the repeating day one was good

is sg1 good. big sci-fi space exploration fan

laryngoscope

LOVE groundhog day episodes in any show

>big sci-fi space exploration fan
>hasn't seen SG-1
what are you doing?

Don't forget: pants before shoes!

>watching sci-fi

the STATE of you

>big sci-fi space exploration fan

anyone remember when someone asked thailad where he went to uni and he unironically said something like "doesn't matter, I've studied at the university of life for 28 years" or some shit 100% serious? howling remembering this

best sci-fi universe IMO

am I missing something here

dont know. watched all the star-treks

You're now aware I couldn't be living in Thailand this long if I didn't go to university.

all yanks should be killed

Anything post RDA is piss, ORi is whack

Do watch the early seasons

If you liked ds9, you have to watch b5

yea I love it
good military sci-fi that keeps things fairly grounded.

people complained that in later seasons earth got way too powerful but I think it was reasonable considering all the alien tech they must have collected over the years.

ha spot on chief

SG-1 is great, you should watch the original movie first to get the backstory although it isn't as good as the series.

The Ori arc is the patrician's choice

It wouldn't be completely useless if there were river streams, but it's just dry wasteland

>hating sci-fi
desu Europeans can't understand sci-fi, its traditional New World (especially American) mythmaking.

yeah because the stargate is real haha

Normies just got back
sounds like they had a fun night

Can you runts discuss your klingon porn in another thread please

hmmm the ol' cide is looking VERY attractive

hmm what to watch