What are Sup Forums's top 5 red flags when it comes to dating women?

What are Sup Forums's top 5 red flags when it comes to dating women?

>has a cellphone
>has tattoos
>has had more than 2 sexual partners
>has more make up than the bare minimum most of the time
>isn't doing any kind of physical activity

>has a cellphone

A girl with a cellphone will use it to pump her brain full of degenerate shit just as we do on Sup Forums and other such sites. A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite. This is one of the many examples why I think a girl with a cellphone is asking for trouble.

Good luck finding a (decent)girl that doesn't have one pal

Stay in your basement OP.

>Canada
>Switzerland
>Denmark
>USA
>China

To;dr
No cell phone means she can't easily caal the cops while I follow her around acting creepy as shit while touching myself

>likes/obsessed with niggers
>smokes weed everyday or other drugs
>doesn't drive or have a license
>most or all of her friends are guys
>single mom

Off the top of my head

>Has piercings
>Is a liberal
>Refugees Welcome
>Browses Tubmblr
>Took a liberal arts degree
>Hasn't had a dad since birth
>Dated/Fucked a Negro
>Dyes her gaur blue or anything
>Does drugs
>is Fat
>Tons of guy "friends"
>Tattoos
>Is a nigger/spic/mudslime herself
>Is a feminist
>Is a SJW
>Anti-Christian, Pro-Islam

>gaur
Hair*

>#blm
>Has a kid
>Always on her phone
>Has no car
>Has no ass

This is every chick over 14 that isn't a muslim, amish, or living in an isolated tribe somewhere. Good luck once you leave that basement...

Your list looks like my pre-requisites

>No outwardly apparent concern for own health
>Different socio-economic class by a large margin (both too much and too little are bad juju) or expects a different/higher standing in a partner
>Contentedness to the point of sloth - only those who continually strive to improve themselves need apply
>Physical attractiveness incompatibility
>Doesn't believe jews did 9/11

1. Has kids
2. Belongs to a social group of people who see themselves as "edgy" or fundamentally different from others - furries, Juggalos, et cetera; tries too hard to impress with her weirdness
3. Talks about astrology and other woo shit as though it's true, or partly true
4. Gets most of her news/ideas from highly partisan sources (e.g., HuffPo and Mother Nature News, or conversely, Red State and NRO)
5. Makes recreational drug use a central tenet of her personality. It's fine to a limited extent, but it should be a thing you do, not a fucking part of who you are.

>Is female

>single mom
>no car
>no job
>Nigger Fucker ever
>still married going thru divorce or separated
>needle drugs
>bad hygiene

I'm 36 and single still lol
Banged 20-30 chicks this far

nice powerpoint there dipshit

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Sounds like Mr nerd Fucker has a self esteem issue

Are You, Me?
Get out of my head

>has a cellphone

Top kek.

>anti-christian
so nobody who knows anything about christianity, then?

>has a cellphone

S-sir, the autism is off the charts! We've never found this much in a single human before!

yes, i also love maregasms

>nigger
>sandnigger
>spic
>chink
>jew

>pretends to like football
>Starbucks
>Brother who hunts/ wears camo
>Hardcore Christian
> Uggs
>iPhone
>Social media

The point is, there's nothing wrong with being anti-Christian, but you can't possibly be anti-Christian and pro-Islam.

>thinks her genetics are superior
>spiritual
>sports
>conservative
>regressive

Has been stung by a wasp
Knows what a satsuma is
Born on a wednesday
More than one elbow
Eyebrows are flammable

>brother who hunts
Why exactly?

>Loves to get drunk and party
>Has a lot of male friends
>Relies on age to stay good looking (doesn't work out)
>Is in a hurry to settle down
>Isn't the type to experiment sexually

...

>has a cellphone

So you only date dirty homeless women who can't even afford a phone or the Amish? Virtually everyone has a cellphone, you fucking autist.

ITT: high school virgins that don't get laid ever

The only people without cellphones are probably mentally disabled... but then again so are you. Have fun funding your other half a chromosome OP. Also be sure to use condoms and birth control if you have sex.

>A girl with a cellphone will use it to pump her brain full of degenerate shit just as we do on Sup Forums and other such sites.
Yeah, because Sup Forums users are such a huge majority on the internet. Besides, shouldn't that be a good thing for you since you'll have something in common?

>A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite.
What? So it's impossible to contact exes unless you have a phone? Moron.

at this point my standards are so low, as long as she doesnt have a dic-
fuck it if she has a dick thats cool too i guess

>A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite.
What the fuck are you even talking about? She could do that without a cellphone, you fucking idiot. The only way you're going to prevent her from seeing anyone is by putting her to some empty island in the middle of the ocean. Besides, she wouldn't even feel the need to contact any of her exes if you weren't such a faggot autist anyway.

>has one eye
>frequents ye olde thirsty crow
>doesn't have a rhymey name
>puffy vagina
>three toes

>China
You watch way too much porn. Actual Chinese people are terrible, annoying and childish as fuck, 10 times worse than western feminazis. You'd know if you'd actually date a real Chinese women instead of fapping to them in your basement.

1. isnt an anime girl
2 doesnt have a dick
3 isnt really hot
4 wont let me fuck
5 tits

kek

If you mean dating a woman in search of something serious:

>Liberal
>Lots of "guy friends"
>Can only talk about herself
>Wanting to jump into something very serious very early on
>Has kids
>

>single mom
>half shaved head
>doesn't know how to cook
>doesn't exercise
>bad hygiene

> "All my friends are guys, I don't get along with other girls."
> Coalburner
> Feminist
> Liberal arts degree

>Fat
>Tattoos
>Feminist
>Piercings
>Hair dyed an unnatural color, like blue, green or pink or some shit.
>Wears those ripped jeans that only cover half their butt like a whore (pic related)
>Wears ripped jeans or clothes in general
>Short hair
>Wears those short shirt so her belly is exposed like a whore
>Does drugs of any kind (medicine is okay)
>is socialist/liberal/left-wing/SJW etc.
>Doesn't want to split the bill
>Has less than 2 friends
>Has more than 2, but over 40% are guys
>Has has more than 3 boyfriends/sexual partners in less than 10 years
>Has have more than 7 boyfriends/sexual partners in total.
>Posts on social media more than 5 times per weeks
>More than 20% of the pictures she posts are selfies
>Votes for Hillary just because she's a woman

Kek.....puddin pop

Is running for president
Has active anal lesions
Has a dick (only a red flag for about 30% of Sup Forums anymore)
Is over the age of 75

Beyond that there really aren't any red flags for Sup Forums, most Sup Forumstards don't require that she even be human or breathing or unrelated to us.

>Virtually everyone has a cellphone, you fucking autist.

24% of Americans don't even have cell *service*, let alone a cellphone, you assuming cunt.

animals. has lots of animals or talks about animals a lot.

basically has control issues and to be avoided at all cost.

>Is a theatre major/or other useless major
>feminist
>Doesnt get along with other girls/only guy friends
>Partys all the time
>Bad with money

>has a cellphone
Confirmed rapist.

>Is a feminist

Even if she says she isn't and hates feminists it's gonna be highly likely that she's influenced buy it and cultural marxism. It's almost impossible to get away from that.

>24% of Americans
>Americans
Third world countries don't count. If I say "most people don't have AIDS", you can't say: "Durr, not true 97% of Congolese have it, hurr." In developed countries almost everyone has a cellphone, in fact, most of the time it's required if you want to have a job or go to school or not be a complete social outcast.

That's complete bullshit. So 24% of the US are NEETs? You kind of NEED a cellphone to really do anything.

I'm sure this statistic includes children, the elderly, and institutionalized people. There's no way that 24% of non-institutionalized Americans between 16 and 65 don't have cell phones. They're free.

>Trump campaign hat or clorhing
>Swastikas
>Tract marks
>Cutting scars
>Busted vagoo (from having had a kid)

Who the fuck calls it a cellphone, Americunts, fagot, kill ur self.

>Trump campaign hat or clorhing
>Swastikas

>>>/pleddit/

cuck.

>eyebrows are flammable

Don't know why, but Kek'd at this

>pic semi related

Yeah, it's called a portable public telephone wireless handheld mobile Radio device handheld caller texter internet screen

So what, fag don't date facists, whoop-ti-do

>Who the fuck calls it a cellphone
Everyone? What else should it be called? Mobile sounds fucking retarded.

>704093193

>Being against immigration and Islam is fascist

We already know you SJW cucks are completely retarded, no need to keep reminding everyone.

wow
ive never seen this kind of autism before

> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Donald Trump

Greentexting instead hyperlinking. You really are retarded.

>24 filters on all selfies
>No chin LUL
>Constantly drunk every night
>Short temper
>Can't operate a fucking computer
>Smokes 3 packs a day
>Has a lot of guy "friends"
>Hangs all over other guys when out and about
>ONLY eats fast food
>No ambition

Where did you learn to count, nigger?

Nigeria

>Swastikas
What do you have against Buddhists, faggot?

>is black
>has tattoos
>smokes
>swears often
>has red hair that is not naturally red

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Just because your country calls it the "Asshole Stimulator", doesn't mean anyone else will.

I didn't know Puritans still existed. Even if you're a pansy-ass Puritan by Puritan standards.

>has red hair that is not naturally red
>wanting a girl with red hair at all

Touché

Im just mostly curious as how youre posting on Sup Forums from the 1940's like that.

This as well, but if her hair isn't naturally red (especially if she colored it fire-engine red), run like hell. She's likely batshit crazy, unless it's part of a cosplay.

Run if she stanks

>that dog looking at the guy
>as if to say "you're not letting that nigger into the house, right?"'

tats
piercings
uses social media an abnormal amount (e.g., never lets go of her phone)
takes a lot of selfie for mundane things
doesn't have good relationship with father

10/10
you niggers got trolled so hard by maybe an old Sup Forums 4/10 troll attempt.

Id agree with you for the mainlanders, definitely dirty bastards, but the Cantonese women from Hong Kong is where it's at!

> Lrn2FuckingGreenTextRetard

>Lost virginity in her teens
>Smoker
>Overweight
>Obsessed with having kids
>Low sex drive.

those are my 5

go back to your planet virgonia

More than 2 sexual partners died with the crusades hello!

Have you been to China? Or only Chinese people you met in America...

Typically I would call you a fucking faggot, even though you probably are. But, you're 100% accurate on this. Low quality bait for sure.

>believing this

im out

>On her phone a lot
>Doesn't make eye contact
>Talks more than listens
>Has had sex before
>Facial piercings, especially septum
>Tattoos
>Smokes too much
>Plans for college or military
>Doesn't want to work
>Feminist
>Says anything misandrist at all
>Doesn't like Eminem
>Christian
>Religious at all
>>>>Likes any shit bands like BVB, MCR..


Got a little cried away...

Fuck off retard. So, there's some magical-ass difference between EVERY Chinese bitch in the states than the ones in China?
You really are fucking retarded.

>Feminist or SJW.
>smokes weed or uses drugs too often
>has extremist ("radical") beliefs (having close family members with such beliefs counts.)
>has children, stds, or 39 cats. (a pet or two are fine though, a statement that I will not apply to stds.)
>I will accept dishonesty only situationally but no disloyalty is acceptable.

If a woman has multiple male friends that doesn't bother me because I can simply see through them.

1. No excersise
2. Mostly guy friends "close platonic"
3. Drinks and parties a lot
4. Is an attention whore
5. Doesn't know how to say no

If those things come up in a woman I will run the duck away and fast.

>>Has had sex before

>Has goals
>has an instagram consisting of yoga and beach pics
>High self esteem
>Constructive hobbies
>Doesn't believe 911 was done by a hologram