I need help from the girls of Sup Forums

i need help from the girls of Sup Forums
how would you react if you're about to fuck a guy and you see he has 2 holes instead of 1?
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Just tell bitches...I am the future.

I thought two holes was normal?

why is Sup Forums the fucked up dicks capital of the world

every fucking night its some

mega phimosis dick

double hole dick

frankenstein foreskin dick

wtf? my dick normal as fuck. fuck yall devolved ass niggas.

Both holes function ?

take a picture of you pissing

I wanna see this baby in action

asking the real questions

If you wash your dick the two sides will unstick in the middle... Otherwise, I'd just get that shit snipped eventually it'll have to be done anyhow if you ever have surgery... Catheter dude...

GTFO normie

congatz

troll threads like this are made especially for people like you :^)

>I thought two holes was normal?
wut ?

Pee hole and vagina

damn that's pretty cool. girls prolly wouldn't even notice theres two holes tho

The whole in the center is where you release your waste. The other under it is where your sperm releases. This is also quite commen to find in penises.

I think they would react more towards the sheer smallness.

Everyone has 2 holes. Holy shit people

That is both wrong and impossible, assuming OP has only one urethra.

Post it erect and pee and i don't think any of us girls will care just as long as you're big and clean

This.

Wouldn't even notice. Don't spend a lot of time staring at the head when I'm about to fuck. Hell, don't even study it when I'm going in to suck.

Oh, and if I did notice it, I wouldn't give a fuck.
If I'm already on your dick close enough to notice, I'm not going to back out unless it stinks/needs a wash, or looks like it has an STD.

this, we don't care with out weird looking axe wounds between our legs haha

He obviously had a piercing

yummy yummy 2x the cummies

My nephew's father has two holes too. My sister said when she first saw it she was very confused.

if you think anyones gonna notice, idk if youv ever been laid. i have a faint birth mark on the head of my dick my girlfriend didnt even notice until 4 years into our relationship

no only one its called Hypospadias.

Get a pair of scissors and MAKE it one hole

only one works except for the like once every 2 months actually from now on ill record myself pissing to maybe catch the rare occasion

innovateus.net/health/what-procedure-meatotomy

im gonna kill myself what the fuck did i write

never had any real problem with it so i see no point for the operation.

So it's a semi common mutation?

Both of those are in the wrong place

you should impress girls with cool tricks. if i had 2 holed dick, i would pull out before climax and cum sideways and try to get each cum stream in her vag and butt hole or try to cum in each eye at the same time

brb dead haha

called Hypospadias. look it up

No, a semicolon mutation.

get it? because looks like semicolon ;

haha, its fine nobody knows who you are to see the cringe you just posted

not a mutation more of a deformity

impossible only one is functioning

>see dick holes
>ask about it
>brief explanation
>oh ok
>back to lewd stuff

nigga I see this shit in porn all the damn time, if anything you prolly jizz like 10 ft without bullshit foreskin

tl;dr if she doesnt succ shes basic as fuck anyways stop wasting your time

here's the truth: she probably won't be looking that closely

cool, thanks for the info.

lol, i laughed when i saw this.

true.

Np

what about when you cum?

are you really going to show off this thing on Sup Forums and not be prepared to show it off

can't you do any tricks with it?

no haha, no tricks its literally a normal dick the 2nd hole is there but not, its hard to explain. kind of like a skin tag its there but it doesn't do anything.

wow that's unfortunate

the most boring aberration possible

I suppose just say your penis is... extra aesthetic?

haha will bring it up with management at the best appropriate time :P

as a gay man, that wouldn't stop me from doing stuff with you ever. though that size may.

PUT A BB IN IT

ok i wasn't going to say anything but so many people are saying it... in my defense i didn't take it all out of my pants only the tip.

what no. wtf i don't want to have to go to the emergency room saying i got a bb stuck in my urethra

take another then please.

>help from the girls of Sup Forums

KEK! OP thinks theres grills on Sup Forums

nah that's not the focus of the post sorry.

as a girl I couldn't care less.
My bf also has smething strange about his dick.
It actually makes it more speciall and every dick is different nothing matters as long as the form ans length is ok.

same hole , if you stretch your penis end sideways it opens up.

like 2 dick lips. its normal

I'm laughing too hard at this

Nigger all dicks should have 2oles slut moar cumdumpster

A man can dream haha