YOU LITERRALLY HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR BEING SINGLE

YOU LITERRALLY HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR BEING SINGLE

Broke up with my girlfriend of 6 years last week.. I'm so happy I could shit myself.

is she fat?

DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT

i wont settle for some ugly chubby bitch, especially when im putting in effort to lose weight and look good

Yeah I do. I an awful person.

>love of money and not having to spend it on anyone else
>love of hobbies, and not having to give them up for anyone else
>able to stay in shape while all of my male friends from high school are now overweight and married
>women are fucking crazy and not to be trusted, especially with money
Not so much 'excuses,' rather, 'reasons.'

>i wont settle for some ugly chubby bitch, especially when im putting in effort to lose weight and look good

YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT, BUT YOULL STILL BE UGLY

FIND AWFUL GIRLS THEN. MY BROTHER AND A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS FOUND SOME

I mean, you could still do all of that, just dont let the girl control you.

The control happens over time; think of the frog in the pot who didn't realize he was boiling until it was too late. It starts with her wanting to go more places you haven't been/cared enough to go to, then it continues to cut into your 'me'-time with her demanding more attention. Before you know it, your whole day(s) will be geared around what she wants and keeping her satisfied, with the only 'payoff' being depreciating sex that she can (and most likely will) give to any other man she deems worthy. Don't waste your time with them.

Who the fuck needs kids? They fucking suck! I prefer beating the living shit out of them.

im boring and antisocial

yea women only want money,.. oh wait that must be all you have to offer. Guys acting like the 35k they make a year is greater than finding someone with common goals and achieving them...

How about my girlfriend died

This.

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the anti-women posts on here are cringeworthy dont make a hoe a housewife, the niggers have figured this out since the 80's.... all women wont fuck your best friend, just the ones with men who are internet princesses

Fuck that shit, dating people is stupid.

And those are the women fucking up men's lives, black and otherwise.

That's the majority of all Sup Forums users

I can barely handle my own problems, why would I bring a-whole-nother person into this nightmare?

Damn man, that is some good cringe.

That, an even better deflection.

extremely self conscious about my small wiener, don't really approach girls or act on anything because of it. I've come to terms that i'm going to be alone forever/kill myself by 40

I mean, where am I supposed to start? It's like arguing with the man on street corner, convinced angels from mars will liberate us from the Jewlluminati lizardmen fascist puppet masters.
Have you ever had a conversation with a woman?
I mean, I can't say I have them all too often, but my mother certainly isn't a child. My sister is going for a PhD in zoology.
I'll admit that by and large feminists are stupid, but so are Trumpettes; neither are mentally deficient, though.

Of course I have (had a conversation with a woman), and most are pretty dull, lacking any real hobbies, personalities, or anything they're passionate about that doesn't involve passive media intake and/or gossip/drama with others.

I'm not saying women can't achieve great things, rather, they typically chose not to for whatever reason. They like to hold men up to some BS standard having personalities qualities they themselves do not possess (be approachable, decent, etc) and then bitch at men for holding THEM up to any standards.

It's headache-inducing just to think about.

Im working on it

Because lowering your standards and being with somebody you will ultimately hate is a fucking great idea. Tried that once, not doing it again.

Why should I look for a relationship when I can just keep fucking Escorts and going to AMPs?

I hope you're not killing yourself because of a body part... There are better reasons.

Yeah we need all the small dicked dudes we can so those monster cocks don't destroy all our women and stretch them out.

>AMPs


i STOPPED GOING TO THEM AFTER SEVERAL TIMES AND I ONLY GOT OLD ASIAN WOMEN

>5'4"
>Asian
>look like I'm 16
Yeah fuck off m8

I have plenty of excuses.

- I'm 30 and jobless
- I live with my parents
- I'm drowning in debt
- I'm ugly
- I'm skinnyfat
- I don't think the time and effort are worth the inevitable hearbreak
- I'm depressed and anxious all the time

Someone please just find me and kill me.

My girlfriends dead

ew. why have not you yourself yet kiled/?

prolly was a psycho whore like the rest of em.

ew. why the fuck do you matter/?

Edgy, friend

i dont. im nihilistic as fuck.
edgy....maybe.....

You are the realest nigga in this thread

I play Bad Rats for fun.

I took the Red Pill.

you're having a power and control issue, mate. If you are unhappy you better get some therapy. If you're happy - enjoy your life!

I'm better off without women, as is pretty much any man.

caution: user has sharp edges

> lose clothing
> still have a fat stomach

Of course she is and her kid needs torturing

this pic bait is so old, mate

If you're not happy single, you're not going to be happy with someone else.

I lack the emotional capacity to feel affection, let alone show it.
At this point, a relationship would just be a waste of time.

Making excuses implies that I am defending having done something wrong. Nothing wrong with being single. I much prefer it that way. The occasional tinge of loneliness is MUCH better than the bullshit I bring to the table in a relationship.

Plus I'm fat and feel that because I don't have kids it is perfectly reasonable for me to expect the woman I would date to not have kids either. Effectively putting my dating pool to nothing.

I am emotionally unstable and personally don't feel like a relationship is a necessary and or good idea to have in my life at this moment.

Yes. This is me. Just worse.

I think probably your mother is the real problem, my guess would be that she is bitching around with you and probably your father all the time.

I kinda had your perspective on women until I realized that there's lots of women that are NOT like my mother, who's a despotic bitch. Also I needed to realize that my father was a bad role model because he let himself be humiliated by my mother all the time. You need to specifically look out for this other type of women, once you get used to looking for those you'll realize they'reverywhere.

yes i fucking have
no 1 she's blocked me on fb even though i've never been on her friends list (long story new her as a kid and now she's all grown up not pedo )
no 2 she's had another kid
no 3 i lack the courage to even speak to her on a fake account

>I like my money.

Fuck that shit, I'm happy on my own.

Relationships are a waste of time. Want to fuck someone? Go fuck a hooker.

tips fedora

why the hell is it so hard to fid pepe the frog tipping his fedora

maybe because i look like the bastard of shrek and sloth from the goonies