How do you become an oldf*g? I've been "lurking more" like you guys said, and I think I get what /b is about :

How do you become an oldf*g? I've been "lurking more" like you guys said, and I think I get what /b is about :
Penises (especially on girls)
pizza parties (with that running bear and the dateline guy)
Finding new friends on Facebook, snapchat, and kik
Japanimation
Cartoon animals.

I'm even starting to talk like you!
Kys (keep yourself sexy!)
Lel (look, everyone's laughing!)
Kek (keep everything kicking!)

I like your pepe frogs and your social justice. So how do I become and oldf*g?

Also, how do you get the green text? Is that an oldf*g perk? Or is it a coding thing, cos I'm not good with hotels.

>coding thing

Yes, much coding, so hard, computer scientist here.

How do I do it tho?

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There's blue texts too? Is that a mod thing or is there a level above oldf*g?

Gr8 B8 M8 Look you even caught some fish

sauce?

Are you the same anonymous I was talking to earlier? How do you get a username, it's hard to tell my friends from strangers when everyone is anonymous :/

I dunno what that means, did I post the wrong picture?

Just some tips for you, m8! I'm currently registered for a gold account and it is so much better!

greentext

G8 b8 m8. My sides are now in orbit. Ty OP.

Those panties look really cute, but they look uncomfortable as hell
Also, bad bait. But I admire you sticking with it

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How do I go gold?? That sounds sweet.

>get on my level
>newfag

Sage

simple rule of Sup Forums TiTs or GTFO

Just follow the directions!

There's no space to put in my email to get gold :/

Where do I put my info? I'm confused

Type #gold into the options space and then do as the rest says.