Be me

>be me
>turned 20 in august
>mom went to ohio for family reunion
>house to self for a week
>feelsgoodman
>mom calls
>ohshit.jpg
>ex proposed to her
>she's moving to ohio
>wat about me mum
>no job
>no car
>no family here
>stay here in florida user
>whatthefuck
>homeless on the 17th
>mfw

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Mum?

sounds like she really screwed you over

Yeah and I have no idea what I'm about to do

Stop being a fucking pansy. I know from experience that laying around and doing nothing when you're 20 sucks ass. So go do something with your life instead of leech off your mom. You should be glad she's leaving you homeless. Everyone needs a push. Now you decide whether you crack your skull on the pavement or you fucking fly.

How do I fly when the weight of the situation is forcing me to hit rock bottom? I'm in desperate need of advice.

the best thing to do would be get a job and find a room mate or two

How do you get a job with no address? I don't even know where I'll be sleeping.

use your old address or the address of a friend? shes only giving your one days notice? how is that even possible, not like she can end her lease mid month

I've had about 2 weeks but that doesn't make it any easier. I was already looking for a job before this happened and it was unsuccessful. No places around here are hiring in the first place. Sure I'll keep trying but at what point do I transform into a full fledged homeless person that nobody will hire regardless?

Is there a friend willing to help you out by letting you crash for a few or put in a good word at their job to hire you?

Sadly, no. What would you do in this situation? Nobody else to lean on..

there's always *someone* who is hiring. it's just probably not something you want. fast food, walmart? I work for Support.com, I know for a fact they are hiring for the home networking support department (comcast t1). 10.50 an hour isnt great, but its better than McWages

>at what point do I transform into a full fledged homeless person that nobody will hire regardless?
when you're unable to even ask us that question.

If I were in your situation

1. I'd try to convince my mom to let me crash until I get a job. Hopefully it wouldn't take long until i have enough to live on my own.

2. Get into Trucking. Classes are usually around $1,500 but there are companies who would teach you for "free". Catch is that you will have to sign a contract to work for them for at least 2 years and they might treat you like shit, but beggars can't be choosers.


It's kind of difficult to tell you what to do tbh. I understand how hard it is to get a job. Hell, I wasn't able to get a legit one until I was 21. But if you're not a student or have any disabilities, the least you could've done is learn a trade by now. But unfortunately it doesn't seem like you got the time anymore.

What kind of resources are at your disposal atm?

>say you have a drug addiction
>go to rehab
>live with your mom afterwards until you can "get back on your feet"

You might wanna stay in rehab though. It's better than Ohio.

get a job you fucking scrub

Hey bud, what part of Florida you live in?

good chance to stop being a lazy piece of shit and go to school and get the best part tiime job you can plus you're in florida count your lucky stars faggot

grab a quick shitty job walking or bike distance, then see if there is room for rent or some shit or a camper park somewhere, hell its florida there should be a camper park. Then work your way up from there you are only 20 you still have time to progress, hell in 5 years you will laugh at how pathetic you were when living with your mom.It sucks, but stressful shit like this is what builds character and you remember those who helped you along the way

>hey, you dont have a place to live, a job, or anything?
>ITS THE PERFECT TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!
how fucking delusional are you?

Borrow money and get your ass to California. Either Los Angeles or San Francisco. Bullshit your way to a tech job.

This.

I don't know jack about Florida, but I know here in Cali you can apply for government housing and be sheltered for $500 to free depending on your situation.

Maybe she's been planning this for a long time.

apply for a shit load of credit cards and loans to get yourself some funds to start, and when they try to collect claim bankruptcy if you still dont have a job (check out indeed.com). apply for food stamps, look into homeless shelters in your area. reach out to floridadreamcenter.org/services/
for help, eat food, stay hydrated and don't give up

Listen guys.. I don't have time to go to school, learn a trade, or get a job. I won't even have the money to travel elsewhere for more opportunities. Everything is falling apart for me. Sure I could've done things differently and ended up securing a future for myself. But that's not how things turned out. I'm becoming hopeless and that's a scary feeling when faced with something so devastating. I know Sup Forums is a stupid place to ask for advice, but I'm desperate for something, anything, to help me avoid the inevitable. I really appreciate all of your answers. But I really need you guys to work with me on this to find a viable solution.

Degenerate.

Yea he will totally get a cc with 0 collateral and no job

homelessshelterdirectory.org/florida.html

Military

I would keep looking for a job and wouldn't be afraid to let the employer know the situation and how much you need the job. guilt them into hiring you and then make sure they don't regret it by working had for your dosh. no one said life was easy or that there would be people holding your hand whole way through so not point feeling sorry for yourself tbqh

>don't have the time to get a job

What are you spending your time doing? That makes no fucking sense.

sell weed on the beach if any close of you ?

I've been looking for a job. But as I said above, nobody around here is hiring. It's not so simple to land a job within the next 30 hours or so.

I know a Florida party chick who needs an ignorant roommate. No kids.

Sell your shit and join the military

bro I live in a small ass town in Arkansas and I'm unemployed. But I promise SOMEONE is hiring, i've had like 6 jobs here in the past few years, just keep trying trust me. Don't stop applying and calling

How do you not have time for school? Get the ball rolling so you can start Spring semester. You will get lots of grant money as well as loans to help you get by.You just need to manage things until February (when you would likely get your financial aid disbursement.) Find roommates and a McJob until then.

>nobody around here is hiring
Someone is always hiring, you just have to lower your standards and accept that you might have to work a really shit job

Thanks for making me laugh. I needed that.

this

you must be a shitty kid

She is leaving because you are a loser and she is tired of supporting you.
Its time to learn to be a man and not a spoiled fucking brat leeching off mommy at 20.
Go get a job you loser and nobody evicts people randomly on the 17th of the month. They may start the eviction process but it is called a process for a reason you dumb shit.

>the weight of the situation
YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT

Believe me I'm looking everywhere. Keep in mind I have no means of transportation other than my legs.

Sell your shit, move to the 'glades, live off road kill, change name to Skink.

DONT HAVE TIME TO GET A JOB? YOUR DOING DRUGS LOOSER

Prostitution. You could put up an ad on Craigslist and guarantee you will have a place to stay for the low cost of your boipussy being demolished

Who the fuck said anything about eviction you fucking idiot

Apply at homeless centers and keep trying to find a job. Really scrape the bottom of the barrel until you're finally able to nab one

Or if all else fails, do as these anons suggested and join the military . Pay, housing, food, and discipline while also being able to go to college. You could join the reserves or coast guard if you want.

Here's what you do
Gather important belongings. Laptop, charger, phone, some clothes.
GATHER all of that and put it in either a light duffel bag or a bookbag
Call up your 'mum' and say you're leaving florida. Tell her she's a cunt and to never contact you again (Trust me, moms are shit this day and age and it's YOUR civil duty to tell her that)
Start hitchhiking.
Fuck getting a job in florida, there's only old people and hicks.
hitchhike either up the coastline or over to the midwest like texas.
find a place, get a job, maybe doing odd jobs.
Become a drifter until you can find a place to get a good job and live either on your own or with someone who is looking a roomie.

But seriously fuck staying in florida. Your mom, despite her probably wanting you to get a job, JUST ROYALLY FUCKED YOU OVER

user just start tearing down the house and pull out all of the copper piping and any other valuable things you can sell. After you sell the shit then you buy a crack rock the size of the moon, go on a crack binge and go out in style.

>whatthefuck
>homeless on the 17th
>mfw

you did you dumb cunt.

this go now OP GO GO GO

Call your mom and kill yourself while talking to her on the phone. Let her live with that on her soul for the rest of her life

I couldn't agree with you more. This entire situation is fucked. I'm seriously considering becoming a drifter because you're right about florida it's hell. I also planned on completely cutting her out of my life. The worst part is she keeps bragging about how great this guy is and how she's so happy about her new fiance. FUCK THAT IM SCREWED YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR HAPPINESS UP BOTH YOUR ASSES.

I got distracted by other posts but this is great advice.

Hell, drift up to north carolina. Ain't much here, but it's better than butt fuck florida.
Also, she's getting back with an ex. That guy was an ex for a reason. Sorry to tell you this, but seems like your mom is on drugs, that or she's fucking stupid.
I'm still trying to get my own life straight, but I know for a fact that I'm happier away from my fucking family.

You could always go to a black neighborhood and start yelling nigger over and over to see what happens.

20 & livin wif u mom

was about the time basementniggrer

She says that "he's changed" and "he's still got small issues but who doesn't? Everyone does right?" Like she wants some sort of fucking confirmation from me. This bitch is psycho.

Since you obviously don't have a girlfriend since no chicks want to fuck momma's boy find out how you donate blood for money and go sell yourself like a whore. Also call the hospital and see if they are doing any paid medical trials if all else fails.

lol just sayin

>>be me
>>turned 20 in august
>>mom went to ohio for family reunion
>>house to self for a week
>>feelsgoodman
>>mom calls
>>ohshit.jpg
>>ex proposed to her
>>she's moving to ohio
>>wat about me mum
>>no job
>>no car
>>no family here
>>stay here in florida user
>>whatthefuck
>>homeless on the 17th
>>mfw


Get a job
Get a car
Start a family

No point pissing and moaning about it, your a big boy now, get on with it

Sounds like you wanna get the fuck outta dodge. Here what do if I were you.

Squat in house until physically removed. Try to buy as much time as you can.
Try to sell everything non-essential (you'll get back when you have money). Use craigslist, pawn shops in area, etc for fast cash.
With cash in hand, buy bus ticket and go west.
Hopefully you'll have enough for motels until you can resettle.
If not look for local homeless shelters. Also seek out churches, halfway houses or religious communities, people there will help you.

Good luck and godspeed.

He's changed, son. he's a good guy
She's full of shit. I've dated two of my exes over, first was still a lying cunt and the second was still too shy to actually be any fun.
I've only got one ex I still talk to, and there's one of my other exes I would only put as a fuck buddy, but she's a nympho anyways.
Either way, your mother wants you to approve of her being a dumb cunt.

I've had like 3 jobs before and more pussy than you'll even dream of having by the time you have to start taking viagra to jerk it to creepshot breads.

your grammar echoes the fact that you're a dumb cunt.
A lot of jobs won't hire you unless you have an address and a car/ way to get there.
Plus places like you having a bank account due to stupidass direct draft.

This. Greyhound cheap af

Haha that's desperate? Fucking NEET faggot start your life.

You should have started it 2 years ago.

>another millennial bitch making other millennials look bad.

You're 20 mother fucker quit being a pussy

man the fuck up bitch
Go beg for one of those 3 jobs back and stop whining

Gonna try to get some sleep if I can.. I have a lot of useful information that I need to process. Appreciate the help Sup Forumsros. Wish me luck..

Join the army, its your last option.

i hope you die in a sewer cunt

Godspeed user

Step 1. Get gun or fake gun that looks real.
Step 2. Rob a bank.
>2a While robbing bank shoot someone in a leg or arm.
>2b If using fake gun pistol whip someone, preferably a woman or nonwhitey.
Step 3. Get away*
>3a I'm not gonna tell you how to do that, figure it out yourself.
Step 4. Spend money on rent, bills, food and nothing else.
>4a Seriously OP, do not ignore that last part for step 4. Don't go buying a bunch of vidya shit, or porn, or hookers. And for fuck sake, buy some healthy food. No ordering in from pizza hut or some shit.
Step 5. Look for a job.**

*Alternate plan if you fuck up step 3 and get caught.
1. Go to prison.
2. Find hot dude and offer up your butt as a cock warmer and spooge receptacle. Mouth action should be saved for someone you really love, because you don't want to seem like a slutty fag.
3. You now have a place to live, rent free with free utilities and you don't have to pay for food, which you get three times a day. You're also getting frequent sex. Congrats, you're living the dream.
4. You also have access to a gym and a library. Use that shit.
>4a. Lift, get gains, get hot bod, use bod to get hotter fuck partner.
>4b. Read, get smarts, get beautiful mind, use mind to get classier fuck partner.
5. Serve your sentence, get out on good behavior, be a hot, erudite, ex-con. See women get wet panties as soon as you walk by.
6. Keep walking by those women and find the hottest guys and get some dick, because being in prison opened your eyes to how much better gay sex is.

**If you make it to step 5 and fuck up by running out of money before getting a job, repeat plan starting from step 1. Do this until you find a job or get caught.

Can this plan be adapted to me even if i am not being an autistic fuck like OP?

Yes, yes it can.

Think of it as the perfect plan for any man on Sup Forums.

Wtf is this comment? "like 3 jobs before and more pussy than you'll even dream of"
If you dont have anyone that you can ask to crash with, then youre a fucking degenerate, and what is happening to you now is probably because you had it coming. Then you come to fucking /b and try to make people feel bad for you.
If youre a grown ass man and cant come up with a solution to your simple ass problem on your own, then that means your only viable option is the military.
Think about this, there are kids out there that even now start living on their own at 16. they solved the problem that you cant seem to solve on their own. Grow a fucking pair.
You already know what to do, but just like your mother, you are looking for affirmation from others.

/thread.

All i can say user is fucking godspeed man god fucking speed

Faggot doesn't even know how to rob a bank
>go into bank, wait in line like everyone else
>slide piece of paper to banker
>piece of paper reads 'I have a gun, give me 5,000 dollars'
>recieve money
>walk out calmly and then get the hell out of the area
Heists never work. At least not without lots of planning.

get a sugar daddy

start applying for jobs, do what you can, theres always a way out, dont just sit there and contemplate your future

or sell everything in the house and buy ur first brik

Go join legion entrangere and they'll sort you out

the 17th. hes got literally two days. even if he gets a job NOW, whats he gonna do with 2 days pay, rent a locker?

Not San fransico, cost of living is so high you'll probably be homeless or pay a shit ton to live in tiny ass apartments

What area do you live? I can find you a job

jimmeny cricket thats tomorrow

Where at in Florida? Maybe we can bunk.

>start hrt
>turn 21
>wth am ieven doing anymore
>much better at least
>

Where's you father?

this and this without the crack part. I left florida for tx and its way better. people are friendly here

Join the army or something? I live in sweden and in a similar situation and i honestly am considering applying since my life couldnt get any more shit than it is anyway

Call the police and tell them she raped you and let men rape you too. They will take care of you

I do feel kind of bad for you but then again you're the one who chose to be a sponge

This

>Hands paper
>Silent alarm triggered
>"One second sir"
>Cops arrive
>Arrested
Nice try fucktard