The scorching desert colony of Australia

>The scorching desert colony of Australia

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>USA with 27 gold

We won another one?

DELETE THIS

I AM GROOT

>Britain
How? milking one sport like USA with swimming?

>jumped 3 ranks with a cheeky gold
niceuh

They got like 6 medals in cycling

They milk two.

>12 medals
>of which 7 gold
>more gold coming up

>also great at winter olympics

Are >we the most elite small sporting nation on the world?

FUCK OFF COLGATE

>Groot-Britannië

Suomi tier language

I milked your mum's two last night lad waheeey

I don't mind Tbh

I like how >we punch above our weight in everything

shut up Frankrijk

We have won gold medals in 11 different events my friends, currently nobody can top that

>>also great at winter olympics
Nobody gives a shit about speed skating

>LOSING TO THE DUTCH

>Dutch language

Have you heard it spoken before? It's phlegm, the language.

I'd put the Dutch above Germany, as well.

Horse Dancing is not a sport, and the Germans won like 3 golds there.

>Verenigde
>Groot

>Japan

shoo belgie shooo

>Half his country speaks it as well
>The other half surrenders

He's right though

I have a zachte g

ausFRAUDS

losing to the dutch (they aint much)....

>Verenigde
United
>Groot
Great

What's the problem

Is that why it's called Flemish

seems to too much of a coincidence if you ask me

>The only difference between Flemish and Dutch is the soft G

Almost everything you guys say sounds like you're gurgling

hail groot-brittannië

>Population Netherlands: 17 million
>Poopulation Australia: 24 million

PER

you guys sound kinda gay tbqh

you hyped for nl-belgium hockey?

now how many of them require sitting down

WE ARE GROOT!

I'm hyped for every BE-NL game.
Always brings the dutch and flemish together for a bit of banter and boozing around my area.

>Verenigde Staten

Very nig'd states indeed

>he doesn't rank horses

>No word for Japan

DAT LACIST!

>That cheeky lack of medals

>N I G G E D S T A T E N
>I
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>putting dots on your e

advanced umlauting

so how much are we going to shitpost when we surpass sideways nederland?

Delete this right fucking now cunt

france has had enough bullying the last couple of days

not as much as when we surpass big bro Germany

>rusland

You have a problem Verenigde st van Amerika?

bls dont

The land of Rus, makes sense i think

We pronounce it as Ya-pan though.

...

And the both a's are pronounced like the way you would when saying ''mars''

How is 6 golds bad?

>Not even top 3

Kankerlands btfo

I dunno, they only got 8 in London.

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fucking hell neverland will overtake us, we don't have any gold medal to win anymore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's just counter banter for their per capita shitposting early in the olympiade games

GROOOOOOT

m8, We have 17 million people, the closest in the top ten is Italy with 60 milion.

Small amount of medals is best amount of medals

AND THAT'S 8
GOLDRUSH
GOLDRUSH
GOLDRUSH

WE JUST WON ANOTHER GOLD LADS
WE'RE OVERTAKING FRANCE AND JAPAN
>THE CITY OF SIDEWAYS NETHERLANDS
GOLD RUSH
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What did you win, lads?

POO CRAPITA

sailing

>Britain How? milking one sport like USA with swimming?
Son, we're the most well rounded country on the fucking table

OH SHIT NIGGA

Congrats.

On the gold and the digits, la

>5 (five) silvers in swimming

What the fuck are you on about, it's really similar to Great-Britain

I love how we're only winning Golds

we don't milk as much as usa pic related only 4 golds in cycling

this pic is 2 days old but its pretty much near the same

cycling
rowing
saling

58 medals between the three

think about it

the british government decided to fund sports that gave them medals in the olympics, and to fund sports only for the purpose of getting medals in the olympics.
They are using the medal table as a form of propaganda the same as communist countries and the usa

Reminder that Ausfailians raged for 350 posts at 1 shitposter:
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70211340/

Can't Beat Anyone Edition

But you will defend the 58 meme events that only you guys compete in right?

>Cycling
Road: M Road Race
Road: M Time Trial
Mountain: Men's
BMX: Men's
Track: M Sprint
Track: M Tm Sprint
Track: M Keirin
Track: M Tm Pursuit
Track: M Omnium
Road: W Road Race
Road: W Time Trial
Mountain: Women's
BMX: Women's
Track: W Sprint
Track: W Tm Sprint
Track: W Keirin
Track: W Tm Pursuit
Track: W Omnium

>Canoe
Flat: M K-1 1000m
Flat: M K-1 200m
Flat: M K-2 1000m
Flat: M K-2 200m
Flat: M K-4 1000m
Flat: M C-1 1000m
Flat: M C-1 200m
Flat: M C-2 1000m
White: M C-1
White: M C-2
White: M K-1
Flat: W K-1 500m
Flat: W K-2 500m
Flat: W K-4 500m
Flat: W K-1 200m
White: W K-1

>Rowing
M Single Sculls
M Pair
M Double Sculls
M Four
M Ltwt Double Sculls
M Ltwt Four
M Quadruple Sculls
M Eight
W Single Sculls
W Pair
W Double Sculls
W Ltwt Double Sculls
W Quadruple Sculls
W Eight

>Sailing
Men: RS:X
Men: Laser
Men: Finn
Men: 470
Men: 49er
Women: RS:X
Women: Laser Radial
Women: 470
Women: 49er FX
Mixed: Narca 17

Nice post. All these categories are ridiculous

see
Golds in 9 (soon to be 10 when the sailing gold is added) different events, the most of anyone

Meanwhile 50% of Italy's golds have come in shooting.

Don't get butthurt because you can't compete.

why are the Dutch so based while the gerries are not

>cycling
we have 4 golds out of the 18 you listed
>canoe
we have one gold out of the 16 you listed
>rowing
we have 3 golds out of the 14 you listed
>sailing
we have one gold out of the 10 you listed

bit weird if only we compete in them

and? I didn't say that the GB milks only one sport.
I said that the british government decided to start funding sports only based on how many olympic medals they can get from them.
it started after atlanta where you got only 1 gold.
theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/15/brutal-but-effective-why-team-gb-is-winning-so-many-olympic-medals

you're right, let's start funding fat white manlets from Birmingham to play basketball or muslims for playing ping-pong.

Think about what you're fucking saying, no shit they're gonna fund the sports we're traditionally good at and have a chance of getting medals in.

Yeah it's pretty funny how we're at 7 with 13 medals while everyone else in the top 10 is 20+

So what's the difference between -land countries and -reich countries?

>britain
>four countries

Unfair really.

Not an argument.

stop picking on Australia you faggots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

India,Nigeria,Pakistan,Bangledesh, all have higher population and 0 medals

as I said you are funding sports as a means of propaganda to get medals in the olympics.
Sports that you are good at but aren't in the olympics won't get funding for instance.
Or sports in general because they are good for people's health.
it's the same approach that comunist states have. Use sport for propaganda.

We're at 8 now la

>my Country is shit at these events
>they therefore are meme events

Well done Dutchbros.

When you leave the EU, you can be part of our club.

No real system to it, just whatever stuck somewhere down in history

Was expecting to be ranked 7th

Dank.

Horse is athlete, therefore dancing horse is sport. We'll take it now, we have horse dance gold.

reich=kingdom

Also not as 'dzjepen'

They got a gold medal in horse dancing, does that surprise you?

We tanked at swimming and they kept funding it, and now we're starting to get some wins. And we've got fourths everywhere, and they will fund those to expand the base.
In Tokyo we are going to rape.