"Millions of people love Black Sabbath and Metallica, but I always just thought they were big jokes. I don't know where exactly Metallica got their inspiration from, but if it came from me, then I know I totally fucked up."
>Led Zeppelin
"Jimmy Page is an alright guitarist and I enjoy some of his stuff, but it always feels so empty, like there's something missing from it."
>The Who
"If you want to torture me, then lock me in a room with Roger Daltrey singing. Pete Townshend is a nice fellow, but he overthinks everything way too much."
>The Beatles
"I always thought Sgt. Pepper was nothing but a load of mishmash."
>Bob Dylan
"Bob Dylan is a nasty little man. One time he said to me 'You know, I could write Satisfaction, but you couldn't write Desolation Row.' And I said 'You right. I couldn't write Desolation Row.'"
>The Bee Gees
"What's the deal with those guys? They seem to live in a fantasy world. Every interview of theirs, they do nothing but talk about how many suits they own. It really is for children, isn't it?"
"He's a nasty little man. All he does is write songs about dead blondes."
>David Bowie
"It's poses, all fucking poses that have nothing to do with the music, and he knows it too."
>Prince
"An overrated midget. Prince has to find out what it means to be a prince. That's the trouble with conferring a title on yourself before you've proved it. His attitude when he opened for us was insulting to our audience. You don't try to knock off the headline like that when you're playing a Stones crowd. He's a prince who thinks he’s a king already. Good luck to him."
>The Sex Pistols
"There's more to it than just saying 'shit' or practicing spitting by using a mirror."
>Guns'N'Roses
"I admire their guts, but there's too much posing in that band. They have one guy who looks like [Ronnie Wood] and another who looks like [Jimmy Page]. Too much copycat and posing for me."
>Hip-hop
"Rappers--so many words, so little said."
>Grateful Dead
"The Grateful Dead are where everybody got it wrong. Too much noodling about for hours. Boring. Sorry, Jerry."
>Credence Clearwater Revival
"When I first heard them, I was really knocked out, but I became bored with them quickly. Too simple, too basic for me."
Christopher Russell
A lot of these quotes make him look better because he's not afraid to say the truth, but in the case of Bob Dylan, Dylan was the bigger dick but he was also right.
Nathan Cruz
Pretty rich coming from a band playing the same dead mediocre shit for half a century He's partly right though
Michael Hill
hes literally the noel gallagher of his time but not funny
William Adams
At least when they started it was fresh
Levi Hughes
Actually, these opinions are pretty commonplace in Dartford, Kent; banalities, even.
Thomas Scott
Quit posting spooky skeletons, OP.
Dylan Scott
Take your big bridge and shove it up your arse, Rolling Stones are overrated garbage and that's coming from somebody who likes NMH. Their best song is a Soulwax renix
Tyler Richardson
Says the guy from The Rolling Stones, the shittiest fucking band of all.
