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The shittiest general on Sup Forums right now

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First for Deafheaven is shit

one song on this album is heavier than all metal even was released

It's a good music to fap to

Alcoholic Metal Lads
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my jam rn

What's some metal to listen to while I rail an asian wife with my BWC while the husband is at work 24/7?
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Whispered

>the heaviest album in existence isn't even metal

lmao

>>the heaviest album in existence
lol

kek, perfect

>It's just an indie rock album with pots and pans for drums

Is this what constitutes heavy?

Why am I just hearing this now?

you cant expect Sup Forums posters to know what theyre talking about

heavy yet listenable

>the blackest album in existence isn't even metal

lmao

Debatable.

>the shittiest album in existence isn't even metal

>the greatest album in existence is the greatest album in existence

user post your favourite track you heard this week. Please

>the gayest album in existence is metal

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>the greatest song of all time is the greatest song of all time
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>not Pteropticon
Are you even trying

What is more Russian?

this youtube.com/watch?v=XfgnJ11yUho

or this youtube.com/watch?v=-WVagAR9RII

post thrash better than kektor

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The second one

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DUDE L.S.D. LMAO

>trying so hard to meme this album

>trying
that album broke this general

how new are you?

Have there ever been any non-metal sideprojects by metal bands with a non-metalhead fanbase

Anyone got any recommendations for fast, but still heavy melodic metal in vein of Allegaeon, Vale of Pnath, Gorod, Decrepit Birth? No Gothenburg please, more like this modern take on melodic death

Alex Skolnick? idk

*looks on rym*
>"Proof that metalheads are amongst the most intelligent and experimental musicians around. "

nah

>tfw so dum i whored myself out in the wrong thread

What's the point in writing riffs when you can just jumpdafuckup

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> Morbid Angel - Radikult
What the fuck

>Radikult
you need to stop

didnt even pick that song desu
now playing: Darke Compex - Dead to Me

Fuck off faggot

>le reddit action quotes
>le non-nonchalant dismissal of a metal god
>le unironic "nah" post

>leave for about an hour because my mom called the cops on me
>come back to not even 20 new posts
Is /metal/ dead?

Nigga it's early afternoon on the day after a holiday, the fuck do you expect? Everyone's at work/school.

Thrash was and is one of the worst things to happen to metal.

Hey kids I'm the new tripfag who's going to save your general. AMA

Is /meal/ a christian friendly general?

hello

What is /meal/ blasting ?

fuck off

No, Satan only.

>my mom called the cops on me
user what?

kys

What was your 2016 AOTY?

A "classic".

>glam
>but with no sex or drugs
For what purpose

WE FUCKING DIE TONIGHT
AND THAT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT
WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Starspawn.

Demilich

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Is this you?

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To preach the word of the lord and blast some riffs

No I don't think I look anything like that. Do you?

Thinking man's metal

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Katatonia is fucking top tier m8

You don't think you look like that?
When was the last time you looked at yourself?

Can you do us an early favor and kill yourself?

isis is literally the greatest band of all time

Glam was more than sex and drugs. All the good glam was pretty much more about rebellion and being young but did touch subjects like nuclear war and the aids epidemimc whilst not trying to be super edgy about it

I prefer CoL but yeah

My perception of myself is only a metaphor for an unidentifiable X in space that causes nerve stimulation in my brain, which I interpret as sight.

isis literally transcends soundwaves
i can't think of a more pleasant sound than listening to isis

You're just so fat your gut gets in the way of your dick

Oh is that where the penis resides? I've always wondered because the bottom half of my sight range is permanently obscured by my gigantic blubbery double chin.

>being such a beta cuck you play into the banter
I thought you were gonna save this general but you can't even handle a level 2 troll you useless faggot

>Oh is that where the penis resides?
This sounds like some cringe virgin manga shit

>earth under the sword
mille is on form for this one
i'm tentatively excited for gods of violence at this point

man i don't usually care about new stuff from old bands but new kreator sounds fun

>He doesn't realize the namefriend wants replies like this

I thought this general was better than this

I unirincally listen to bathory in flac. Where did it all go so wrong

Do you listen to Bathory in flac on a phone with a shit sound card? Because that's even worse.

So it's thrash but not as good?

Gotta hear every flicker of that shitty production, man.

was that really the highest quality album art you could get? Wow, just wow.

What will be the next trendy thing after blackgaze?

post-blackgaze

shoegrind

metal with production quality and riffs taken from super rare 80s demo tapes

Literally just discordance axis

post-tech death

Listening to lo-fi black metal in flac.

If it means more Dionaea, I'm okay with this.

post death

probably these since it's already happening with Ulcerate and friends

Its a g4
Dont even really mind the production, it does rape my ears after a while.

Literally just neo-gorguts and ulcershit

COME MY FASCIST WHORE
I NEED YOUR FASCIST PISS

Why is Wintersun hated here? It's a little overrated, for sure, but their debut was pretty much perfect.