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Fine city edition

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Ikan kontol gan

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Duterte > Abnoy Unggoy

wow singapore looks like a fine city wkwkwkwkwk

Tbf duts looks more like a monkey

>White people call that as a "fun city"

Any recommended lewd vns here?
I need to read something after demonbane
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first for no asean gf

>P-Noy skips SAF 44 honors to go to the Mitsubishi plant inauguration
>people complain and people rally
>Bato skips town to Thailand while a Korean is killed in Crame
>people aren't asking for Bato's head, militants are silent
I don't get it.

Nekopara if you're into that kind of thing.

>tfw sakuraso poster is female

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Oh right, thanks for reminding me i had the 2 volume that somewhere in my pc.
Any idea how many route in both game?

Muv-Luv
Starless
Discipline

Never tried Muv Luv yet, fuck i guess i'll do that on summer

Im surprised though discipline anime is different than the vn

I want to have children with Marie, Marika and Marisa.

Who /raining/ here?

where to download legit lewd VN firend?

/bobo/ general

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legit as in paid?
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what?

no free ones?

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I hate ching chong new year.

You have to go back

>EZ STEP TO INCREASE YOUR FAPPING PLEASURE
1.get a hot/cold pack
2.put it in fridge (DO NOT PUT IT IN THE FREEZER)
3.1 hour later, take it out and oil it using baby oil/fap oil
ENJOY

to where?

Sing it now

> not gorging on the delicious oranges

step up abangpai

>oranges
ITS MANDARINS NOT ORANGES
REEEEEE

I don't want to get mucus.

I eat oranges everyday. Now sing that song

shitposting irl wkwkwkwk

>this is what meztiza looks like during colonization era
yeah no wonder halfu spanish are so rare here

China!

how pleb

freeze the cold fever pack, add salt to penis and it will become a maximum pleasure

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tangerine juice got into my eye and now im mad

sayang~sayang~

You can always sing it away

>girl cross dresses as boy, she's lesbian
>boy cross dresses as girl, he's faggot
>both of them fall in love
>tag: yaoi
>the girl is actually a boy, she cross dresses as girl and then cross dresses as boy

Sounds reasonable

Yahallo

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Gaysean :3

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It's not about the looks, it's about the sanguine

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Gong xi fa cai
give ang pau moo moo

Not funny. None for you

you dont want to get milked?

Has anyone ever been murdered/died by durian?

I'm not cow princess, this is cow princess

I chocked on a banana once

You will get ang pow from my dick for CNY

I am not a cash cow

i bet you choked on cherry also

lies
all sarawakian chinese are secretly millionaire
using chinese connection and claim to be bumiputra to build up wealth

No. My family isn't rich. Because most of the inherited wealth goes to the eldest son. Sometimes, brothers and sisters squabble over wealth or demand that money be given to them by grandchildren or grandnephews

Typical chinese family I suppose

but grandpa (chinese) have 3 daughter and manage to divide estate (palm oil) equally to my mom and her sister

Lucky you, because for my family, my grandmum from my mom's side had made it such that the eldest son and his family gets the most.

Because my mother married someone poorer than her, she hardly got shit. Things become even more complicated when there's my grandfather's brothers who also squabble for money.

I am personally doubtful whether I can trust my granduncle, after he made up a lie about helping out my father

But you're keling.

I am largely chinese. This is because my father is half indian, but he has a chinese surname

Pengen ngentot gan

bunyi macam drama melayu tv3 pula desu
>after he made up a lie about helping out my father
same with my cousin from dad side, he didnt get anything after his dad died largely because the elder(his sister) took all the money and ran away with it. The dumb dead dad didnt even try to do will which is why the reason why many malaysian squabble over inheritance at the first place. That event convinced my dad and mom to make will.
Funny thing is that, that cousin claimed that he give my dad some money which is obviously a lie since my dad gave a lot of money to help his brother family and didnt asked once for them to pay it back

sucks to be Bakahime and Malay-chan. In my family, the poorest of the family get to inherit what's left of their parent's estate. Although, the family leadership and how much influence over the family you have is chosen through success. Like my mum, although she isn't first born or inherited anything from my grandparents, she is the richest and most successful of her siblings making her the matriarch. She gets to dictate where they live, what they spend and how much allowance they get. She also has superior influence with the mid-tier family members and often rally them to help the poorer members.

>sucks to be malay-chan
no
read this suck to be my cousin who doesnt have any money and demand money from my dad shamefurry

Fug my mom just dropped a bomb that her father who is my grandfather had Indian gene.
I don't realize it since my mom is chink as fuck.
Fuck one drop rule ;_;

we got two cow princesses here? Are we Disney now?

Any malaysian here, do you it this? I just bought this shit (its produced there), Pringles is a lot better

Eat*

Fuck I'm retarded

Occasionally

>mr potato
its like you're asking for buttfuck
without lube

All these shit is actually so bad that I practically hardly seen my eldest uncle in a very long time. The last time was when my grandfather passed away. After that, my mother revealed to me all the cracks within my family. And so there is a set of relatives whom my mom would say I can trust and the other set that she said are better left alone.

Once I heard my mom scold my grandmum over the phone during CNY. It was quite unnerving as all my memories of my grandmother was that of a kind nanny when I was young. In fact, I was happy as a child whenever she visits. But I am a bit scared as I heard from my mom that she used to steal my toys when I was young.

At least I know i won't have to fight over properties with my brother. For we both probably have nothing to our name. At least we are not poor and that is good enough for me

Sucks to be a cuck

I hope all who call me cow princess will end up with indian relatives

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Delete this

kys small dick arab scum,

my butt's hurt literally.

Why? Stuffed too much tangerines in it?

Should i focus to upgrade my leader or spread the wealth?

what game

some gacha mobile game

>mobile game
always upgrade your leader then

Did it rained last night? My panties are still wet >_

right-o

I am strangely aroused

Exchange rate at RM 4

Im on commando mode now at the office ;)
Do you think Mr. Chen will notice my lack of panty today?

I wish I am Mr Chen so that I can rape you in your office

It's been a week since I actually fapped @-@

no but watch out for falling coconuts

If dubz I get an ampao

+$0.1 in your deposit

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TOP KEK

I had an uncle with holes on his head due to a durian dropping on him.

WE

That's clearly a Warhammer 40k cosplay.

WUZ

Hussar/10

Why aren't you at the mosque?

What is the best Tikoy brand? My family usually buys from Polland, but are there any other options?

That's okay, Ampao is delicious.