Director is female

>director is female

>director is christopher nolan

>director is a former music video director

>Title: The X's Wife
>Title: The Good X

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>he thinks Lost in translation is good


*teleports behind you*

there's only like 3 decent movies by a female director

>director is a Big Guy

Bill Murray in a dramatic role is also one of my bugaboos.

*whispers something in your ear*

>From the director who brought you

>watching physical media instead of 50tb 20k ultra hhhhdddd yify rips

>director is non-disabled

it feels so fucking strange
you expect him to crack a joke or some shit and it's just some boring drama crap

>"it ain't me" starts playing in a Vietnam scene

Only works because Murray/ Prime Scarjo chemistry and Japan setting, that's it.

*unzips katana*

>nothing personal, kid

>it was a hologram

OPs status = BTFO

>Woman defeats a man in a fist fight.
>Woman defeats several men in a fist fight

Immersion broken. Wouldn't happen.

>Casey Affleck

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The Matrix was directed by two women, what say ye?

>get turned into a woman
>lost ability to make good movies
it fits

>a long list of names starts scrolling over the screen

>he watches movies in physical media

cute!

waynes world and lost in translation are the only two i can think of that are good

you're just proving OP right by posting that garbo

Shit movie, look at that terrible lighting. The soundtrack was good but that's it

>not watching 360 200TB VR version

>modern movie with 'stong' female lead

hurt locker was good

3D master race.

Avatar deserve that Oscar and you know it

Your pleb taste is oozing.

>director is Bryan Singer

>impling this is not directed by a female

check em

> OP is a virgin and hates women because he can't get one.

>American Psycho
>Hurt Locker
>Zero Dark Thirty
>Lost in Translation

Ok lad.

>From the mind of _____

mad max?

>it's a sequel
>it's a prequel

Ha ha, time for dubs

>director is an american

good thing he cant get in a double wheelchair

lmao

But before you eject, check em!

lol, did they throw it out of the way on purpose?

>directors are ____ brothers

>wear a wig and dress
>"I'M A WOMAN NOW YOU BETTER TREAT ME LIKE A LADY!!!"

feels and delusion trumps biology
mankind never learns

I'd rather watch a movie directed by a woman than by a pedophile

>protagonist is a white male

wow, how original! as we all know, the only stories worth telling are about white dudes. thanks hollywood!

there are numerous works by a female director that "decent". you're just too misogynist to see it

>all the men are dumb incompetent douchebags, and all women are always right, capable and need no help from men
bonus points if women unironically and not-tongue-in-cheek say something like
>you don't own me
>i can handle this
or
>if they single-handedly take down a room full of baddies

And honestly, it bothers me also when it's a man pulling shit like this all by himself.

Aren't some of these made by guys? Like Alien or Kill Bill?

Well shit, I'm glad somebody gets it. Who cares about left handed hispano-negrita struggles to break the glass ceiling in a chinese restaurant franchise? "Yeah, I'll have cream of som yong gai with a side order of boh-ring."

David Fincher

>director is someone ive heard of

lol @ tumblr

what a weird looking laptop

>character talks to self for sake of exposition
>character shot in arm or leg but moving it just fine in the next scene
>killer is some asshole who only had three lines in one early scene and is not seen or heard from again until the reveal
>pulling arrow/spear/impaling object from self and soldiering on
>soldier kills twenty enemies consecutively and then gets killed by a grenade or friendly artillery

Name a director as good as Martin Scorcesse or Stanley Kubrick

>>>>>>>>>..P\pR0 tip
>you literally cant

Nolan. Done.

this

plebs

>being an impatient millennial

American Psycho

agreed.

bait

>implying you're not going to watch Swiss Army Man

nah m8

Maybe it's because I was born in 95, but I only saw this movie once and I thought it was overrated.

F1rst 0f all g0 back to l3ddit you stupid cunt.
Second of all I miss typed and meant to say female director

kill yourself you infant

>Hollywood Report Director's Roundtable
>Angelina Jolie is there because she directed one shit movie
>Red X press

there are words on that pic , read them.

it also has pretty shitty examples on it.

>divergent

shit b8

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If women can make shit like this I'm all for it.

Most of these are directed by men

>Caterer is Canadian

fucking plebs
watch movies from outside of the us you neckbeards

faggot cum-master op hasn't seen titus

Cringing at OP desu