Brazil has 0 (ZERO) Nobel prizes

>Brazil has 0 (ZERO) Nobel prizes

That's embarassing

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(((((nobel prize)))))

what if they got it. would hold a national festival of it?

Stop bullying Brazil!

Brazil is the superpower of the future!

1v1 me in cs coppernigger ill show you the nobel prize

>population: 200,000,000 (1/5 billion)
>zero nobel prices

>Brazil has 0 (ZERO) Popes

we have 5 world cups though

>south america

ur pope is the shittiest footfag nigger-worshipping disgusting piece of shit pope ever desu famalam

that is true, we have been indicated to some; lost it all.

Nobel peace prize means nothing since Obama won it because he was black.
>be Obama
>win Nobel peace prize
>bomb more nations than bush
>spend trillions on war
>use countless drone strikes and kill innocents
>continue the detsbalize the Middle East and start more useless wars
Really makes me think

>his country is literally called Hungry

Well, at least I can breathe. Fuck you.

and what a surprise he is the shitiest pope ever, huh?

>be called silver
>always get second place
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SIRS

>always

we've got like 20 titles m8

lol magyar piece of shit go choke on gulyás you mongoloid faggot

>Be Argentina
>Named after the material they make second prizes out of
>Forever be second place

Even your colonisers hated you, man.

not in the last 20 years you didnt

Pope-me from your retardation.

>his country isn't named after the part of the world it's in
>people don't use the name of that part of the world to refer exclusively to his country

already refuted are Portuguese speaking """people""" the most retarded on this planet?

go suck a rotting dick of your fellow nigger pals, subhuman trash

I've decided that you needed to ear it once for each Malvina.

We have a lot of talented scientist but no infrastructure so they just go to other countries and work there, when they get prices they gave it to other countries.

there's only one Malvina.

We have a Fields Medal.

That's worth like, 4 Nobels.

Carlos Chagas should've won by the away, didn't because it was really biased to europeans and americans when he was alive really big contributions

>be brazilian
>think you invented the airplane

but they have bunda

Argentine?

More like "I love licking nigger feet"!

Hahahahaha!

no, that is Spanish speakers.

>Hungry Brazilian """banter"""

Brazil is the worst shit that ever came to exist

lol a magyar nigger has no authority to talk down to literally anybody

Brazil has a noble prize for bananas in the anus

you just proved my point.

>Brazilian """people"""

the only points you have on you are from fucking gunshots fucking vine swinging tropical monkey.

true

don't you have to grow a fish in the tube?

Being the only relevant shithole in this continent is a bittersweet deal.

don't you have some bananas to stick in your ass?

With an average IQ of 85 it's pretty much impossible for a Brazilian to be born with Nobel prize level of intelligence.

The southern cone really needs to be moved to the middle of the pacific

You mean Falklands, right?

Nobody would give a damn. We despises science and intelligence in general.

Kek
Guatemala, a country that has but a fraction of Brazil's land and population has 2 (TWO) Nobel Prizes

>peace
>literature

That's pretty much nothing.

get a fields medal than we talk

peace nigga

They're noteworthy contributions to Earth's culture, especially the Literature one.
Something that Brazil does not have

>I don't understand the Gauss curve

If it's nothing that just makes the fact that brazil doesn't have any even sadder

1 Fields medal > a few thousands peace and literature Nobel prize

According to Nobel Prizes, South Korea is dumber than Amerindiantina

Reminder that Nobel prizes only go to Zionist circlejerkers and irrelevant brown shitholes (to make them feel better).

We had a nominee for the physics Nobel in 2016 but it went to other guys, and that's certainly more relevant than fucking """""peace""""" or literature prizes.

Brazil is definetely dumber than both those countries LOL
sad sad

Daily reminder Southern Cone produce less annual patents than Barbados, an island full of niggers.

>We despises
Yep, you couldn't make your point any clearer.

Whatever makes you Chimpanzilians feel better.

He was from my city which is obviously less chimpy than yours. :^)

I would trade our two nobel prizes to be brazil, it would be an upgrade.

We are the only ones that care about science in this cesspool called Latin America.

>tfw he had four indications and never got the fucking prize
>tfw in 1921, he didn't got the nobel prize because other brazilian scientists were big mongrels

Oh look, the chimpanzee is trying to rustle my Jimmies!
*throws banana*

Yet we fail so much at it, ask any scientist. Apeland is an utter joke.

STOP BULLYING BRASIL

Fuck you.

Get at least 1 (ONE) Nobel prize, you absolute simian

This is some serious autism competition right here.

t. nigger
t. illiterate
t. subhuman baboon

Jesus, what an autist.

I'm just stating facts, I'm tired of your city's niggers coming here and shitting up the place.

Thankfully you are one of the delusional monkeys so you prefer to stay in your containment zone.

A fields medal is pretty much a nobel math prize, to be honest.

Nobel Prize is a meme for jews and their bootlickers though

Obama won it

That's actually quite embarrassing

lel why
You're better off being colombian

t. another country with 0 Nobel prizes

That's fake, Kirchner was faking data just like she did with PISA tests.

Some new results came out and a lot of poverty has been "discovered" in Argentina

Retard

>archives.uruguay.usembassy.gov/usaweb/2008/08-205EN.shtml

If you're gonna award the most intelligent people on the planet you'll inevitably have to be a "Jew bootlicker".

t. another country with 2 humanities Nobel prize

Go hang out with your buddy Guatemala, dude.

One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch.
"Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he.

Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed.

Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said, "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away.

It's easy to despise what you cannot have.

Very original reply. You must have the IQ of a Nobel laureate.

That must be very high since 200 millions brazilians can't get one lel

doesn't São Paulo have a higher GDP than the entire Southern Cone? population size same as Argentina

>he thinks the nobel prize is more important than a fields medal

lel at yourself brown manlet

But we're not talking about field medals, are we?
We're talking about Nobel prizes, of which you have zero

The benefits of a mixed society

sports success

but not economic or scientific

Portuguese is the shittiest language in the world
>Brazilian/portuguese speaker:O eu su lobo kkkkkkkk
It is literary disgusting and makes me wanna puke.
Spain should have removed in the """"language"""" in the past so not even brazilian monkies could speak it.
That would be perfect so everyone in south America could speak the same language: spanish

>Poland

Thanks, greeen Netherlands

>be Argentinian
>think you invented assado

the best kind!

We have 2 no one cares in this shithole they even destroyed his statue

said Poland.

Spanish is just a lazy Portuguese.

blue peruANO

And that's American education, everyone!

Yes even Poland is 1 milion times better than your shit country

Bunda_republik Deutschland

That's brazilian portuguese

>people confusing the peace, literature and economic prizes with the real ones