Is it patrician?

[Angel Campbell]

is it patrician?

[Easton Martin]

no, Mariah is a hack

[John Morris]

i think yes
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[Lucas Perez]

she may be now, but she still has a few albums with artistic merit under her belt

[Ryan Edwards]

1986-2006 Mariah is patrician

[Adrian Wright]

Mariah Carey [Columbia, 1990]

I swear I didn't know her mama was an opera singer, but I'm embarrassed that I didn't guess. She gets too political in her brave, young, idealistic attack on "war, destitution and sorrow": "Couldn't we accept each other/Can't we make ourselves aware." Elsewhere she sticks to what she doesn't know--love. Debbie Gibson, all is forgiven. C

Emotions [Columbia, 1991] *bomb*

Music Box [Columbia, 1993] *bomb*

Butterfly [Columbia, 1997] *bomb*

#1's [Columbia, 1998]

"Fantasy [Featuring ODB]" *choice cuts*

Rainbow [Columbia, 1999]

Not a "real" r&b thrush, but good enough to fake it ("Heartbreaker," "Crybaby"). **

E=MC2 [Island, 2008]

"Touch My Body" *choice cuts*

Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel [Island, 2009] *bomb*

[Bentley Gray]

YES

[Nolan Jackson]

#rekt

[Landon Myers]

Kinda expected that desu. Christgau has a major hateboner for wannabe opera singers. Mariah, Whitney, J-Lo...he didn't like any of 'em.

[Cameron Campbell]

yeah I kind of agree. that early 90s period when Mariah and Whitney ruled and it was a thing to ride the scales, so to speak.