/cyc/ /track/ /bike/ evening thread #2 treble gold edition

The dress-rehearsal is over.THIS IS IT

3 medal races left

Women's Omnium Points Race 6\6

21:44 - 22:30

Women's Sprint Finals

22:14 - 22:26

Men's Keirin Finals

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How are we doing this, chaps? Has Brexit inspired the nation to multiple victories?

GAYSON KENNY AINT WINNING GOLD IN KEIRIN INB4 MUH SEMI FINAL. KENNY WASTED HIS ENERGY IN THE SEMI FINAL GAHAAHAHA AND LAURA TROTT IS GONNA LOSE THE POINTS RACE GAHAHA

your dedication is overwhelming

the odin of shit-posters

Brexit hasn't even begun

IT'S ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

>all these hench as fuck ugly cyclist females
>Laura Trott maintains her petite beauty but crushes them

how?

Indoor cycling the dumbest shit.

asthmatic riders so they are allowed to dope

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Also fuck this long ass race.

lets go katie

Nothing left to make me feel small
Luck has left me standing so tall

Gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Gold!

Who /TSUUU/ here?

>worried.jpg

THAT ELBOW

WHERE THE DQ

FUCK YES HOLY SHIT GOAT

fucking hope so. Post Brexit is gonna be a doggy dog world. only the strong will survive

>Nazi elbows

shiiiiit

>VOGEL

>that elbow

Bomber Harris was right.

n-no worries lads

Vogel has a higher top speed it's ogre

Vogel looks so strong

Probs only be 2

RIP

This is kinda sexual, like she is teasing her with her ass

queen

Vogel is prettier than literally any british athlete kek

Not gonna lie, it was a fucking good run from Vogel

We still stronk though.

WHY CANT WE JUST GET TROTT IN DIS?

WHY ARE OUR WOMEN SPRINTERS SUCH LETDOWNS?

3 medals till best overseas

SHE'S TOO DAMN FAST!

>Jason Kenny gets to fuck her every night

That Kraut was elbowing her.

QUICK WHERE IS THE SWEDEPOSTER

>vogel stare
shes a damn beast.
I want her to brutally chase me down and dominate me.

in b4 1:2

no

What happened with Skinner earlier?

I wish I'd cycled more as a kid.

>Welsh

What can you expect desu

Damn it Wales stop letting us down

This bitch is ugly as fuck

Not even close to Vogel

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fuck off nigel

L M A O

It seems being a sore loser is hereditary.

Same

>tfw same age as Trott
>tfw could have had a chance

>Germans having to assault the competition to stand a chance

Considering you are apparently allowed to literally kill a guy, I don't think they're going to take action over a bit of pushing.

magic wheels and secret bikes

weight:power - laura isn't a great sprinter because she doesn't have those thicc thighs to explode out but her ability to maintain incredibly high speed for long periods makes her easily the greatest female cyclist ever

DQ for pulling a Cavendish and cutting across

>Wales

That younger brother who's a bit of a let down to the family

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with her or with medals?

>tfw you get to hold the ass

YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR, NO MOVEMENT YOU'RE ON THE FLOOOR

So, we have the most sophisticated doping system then?

>tfw Trotty cucks the news

>literally pulling away from China

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LADS

me in the middle.

>implying
weak bants, Cav literally did nothing wrong.

Honoured that the owner of Wales's only computer is here

probably

He should have aimed for the spaghetti.

VOGEL GONNA WIN GOLD GURANTEED. SHE HAS GOLD IN HER POCKETS LMAO

Oh look at that even our children are getting medals and another sailing win.

I swear China used to get billions of medals, loads more than the US. What happened?

Another gold guaranteed in women's saily boaty tomorrow too

>Pendleton was 31 when she was in London Olympics and still dominated
>tfw Trott is only 24
>we have 2 more Olympics for her to destroy everyone

Feels pretty fucking good tbqh lads

if he holds it the wrong way she probably kicks him in the abs 20 times with her track shoes.

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Are you guys talking about Mark "Seoul Destroyer" Cavendish?

Motors in the wheels, obviously :^)

I'm in love with the cute Medal Delivery Girl

>Brits having to cry about the loss of a british athlete he never met on a finno-ugric fishdrying forum to deal with their ruined self esteem

Gotta brace for their table tennis and badminton medals desu

Supposedly it's because we make loads to tech advancements and don't show them off until the Olympics so nobody can compete when we unveil them

It's a bit meme that an Olympic event can be decided by equipment, they should all just be given the same shit when they enter imo

Oh thank god. Got worried there for a second

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4thna

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Are meme swimming events over? Wonder if we can catch up to America.

The robots developed a 'personality'.

>had to juggle her training with gcses

Like that's an achievement.I hate this meme.i got 11 A-C and didn't even study once

Their gymnasts shit the bed. Not a single gold.

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only time that happened was Beijing

no, we started giving a shit about cycling and dominated the mainland europeans who unironically have cycling as a national pastime

>last 4 of the 5 tour de france winners have been british (froome is a proud brit fuck off)
>win the majority of the velodrome golds

guys im scared

will becky and katy do it?

>Glasgow Gold
Literally tin shite

>/6/
>/9/
what a slag

You are supposed to follow the guy in fronts tire. It's the gooks fault

Lin Dan won't make it past are Viktor

>we've won a sailing gold today and guaranteed another
>seven medals in gymnasitcs, an event we don't care about
>six medals in swimming, an event we don't care about
>won everything in the cycling and rowing like always
>won a gold in fucking golf and a medal in lady throwing, traditionally our worst group of events
can anyone stop us lads

Soo m8s, how many Geld Medals can we realistically predict? We're on 18 now, how many other fields are we in with a proper shout for?

They only DQ if you do it to a seppo.

not a chance.

their tally keeps on rising, they have a competitor in every event.

They are good, no doubt.