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Fuck the Blairites.

What does this mean? Does she think she's pretty and everyone says she is even though she isn't?

lyrica
codeine
ephedra
xanax
clonazepam
weed
What a fucking combo anyone else a poly-drug user?

so will your govt vote to Brexit?

creasing, is there video? praying that he did the whole monologue

Are there actually people who unironically like grime

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>t filthy torycuck

is it any of your business?

Yes but I've never done a sick combo like that

no

FILTHY

DUMB

TORY

SCUM

Are you the gay guy? Please never defend yourself when people accuse you of being ill.

Didnt go to any of my classes lads

Ive done far more intense ones.

AMT, etizolam, LSZ and ketamine thought I was going to die. Oh and 3fpm

HOW DOES IT FEEL

TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO

th geeff

oi oi

Dad is an executive at a massive tech company.

Once posted a picture of our lake house in Tahoe with a timestamp as proof that I was a literal multi-millionaire

This was before Sup Forums removed exif data automatically and someone doxxed me. Luckily it showed up as the house a few blocks away and they couldn't obtain information.

My dad is in a high position of importance so it wouldn't have been good had I got outed as a little runt that posted racist things on Sup Forums

I don't say racist things anymore.

No fuck I got cautioned for calling someone a faggot who was a legit faggot a few months back

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sorry i don't take lessons on drugs from children on /brit/. i was blasting coke when you were crying in your mums lap

Ay nova is TPB worth a watch?
Doubt it I ripped open my dads coke when I was four and ate some of it and got a beating

>annoys people online
>posts images with EXIF data

dumb m8

>Is tpb worth a watch

Yeah probably the best north american comedy show.

absolutely

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got a tiny willy

blokes think she's pretty because she seemingly has all the conventional 'pretty' qualities but when you look closer you realise that she's only 'pretty' because everyone thinks so and in reality these qualities don't work well together

comfyrado

Top muckers cheers

Love /brit/ because we tell all the racists to fuck off desu.

vermont

fuck wogs

has anyone here ever bit anyone in a fight? i remember sinking my teeth into some cunts face outside a pub once

Means she falls for trends which are silly to everyone outside of the trend

£3,700 was just deposited into my current account. plan of action for tonight: purchase half an ounce of weed, 3 grams of cocaine, 200 cigarettes, 64 ans of polish lager and a full tank of diesel so as soon as i get off work tomorrow i can go fully insane with ZERO DELAY

is mr brexit gonna grab mummy may by the pussy?

>ask the lads to go for a pint after work tomorrow
>they've all read it
>no one responding

l-lads?

Fuck off.

fuck off reactionary

BURLINGTON

canada is a shithole except for a few sparse rural towns that are pretty cozy

the rest of it is unironically russia-tier

Too many. My knuckles are fucked

got called a bender in asda lads

need a bf lads

only one real fight but it wasn't spectacular or anything and no one was severely hurt because the other guy backed off and I didn't keep on after him

Tights gf

TPB is fucking incredible, quality drops from season 6 onwards though

Uironically lived there for 2 years ama

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where is it

>the rest of it is unironically russia-tier

only in the best most comfy way
desu a yank saying this is pretty funny since traveling to the US is literally visiting a 3rd world country. every time I go there I see poverty that I never see in Canada.

How?

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me on the right

gonna 'culate in the 'ade 'ight

of course even the dwarfiest girls can get the tippest toppest chad

East of lake champlain

look at all this space refugees could live

Why do Americans and Canadians act like they're not basically the same country

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had a dream about this girl last night. she had 4 sisters all with the big hair who were going round attacking people

hey thats me on the left

Unironically near Canada

I like how you say North American to have some kind of ownership tip top kek

can someone explain 'emperors new clothes'

Im a yank who moves around a lot and now lives in the UK

Great town, love New England

t. Southern Quebec

had an 8.5/10 wank just now

can someone explain 'google'

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two weavers who promise an emperor a new suit of clothes that they say is invisible to those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent. When the Emperor parades before his subjects in his new clothes, no one dares to say that they don't see any suit of clothes on him for fear that they will be seen as "unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent". Finally, a child cries out, "But he isn't wearing anything at all!"

normally you post alright stuff but this is diabolical

google it and read the story, we arent your slaves

fuck your shit gimmick

>we arent your slaves
um thats where you're wrong lol

can't believe i fell for the easy credits meme and took intro to computers

im getting lectured about microshit office and i want to kill myself

tune
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where in the UK is the best

because its better here. I drive into Michigan and I instantly see how destitute everything is compared to even Windsor.
Driving to Florida there are literal shacks on the sides of the road in some areas and entire stretches of road are absolutely covered in billboards.

thanks

>chinese women

mental homeless people screaming outside my window

he has a dog with him

hopefully he doesn't abuse it, looks scared the poor thing

oops sorry hi sorry yeah hi can i sorry i just need can i just squeeze sorry hi yeah i just need to squeeze past sorry thanks sorry

nope, not even one bit. were you to meet me you would realise your error.

Irish immigration ruined Scotland

Pedo priests everywhere, fucking revolting

Dont know yet
In hampshire atm, its not bad.
A bit dreary though

Shaved my pubes and face
Got my hair cut

Ready for a night out tomorrow now

have you been to dorset or cornwall

>Pedo
foy

those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

v hungry lads not sure what to eat

feel a bit stressed lads

Have family in hampshire it's only dreary in the winter mate

Lush as fuck in the summer

It's like Kent without the annoying middle class grim runts

>Shaved my pubes
gay

No, been to isle of wight, london, oxford, portsmouth and southampton. Dont see me settling here 2bh. America beats it in all regards im afraid. Would like to try living on the continent next