Character lives in a country where the police force is not to be trusted

>character lives in a country where the police force is not to be trusted
>has to fend off criminals by himself

That's a very rare Pepe. Mind if I save it friend?

Do whatever you want, fucktard.

Germany?

USA during a Trump rally

rude...
not cool bro

Feels bad man

That's a big mosquito bite.

For you

So everywhere?

>implying you can ever trust the cops
>implying cops protect citizens rather than just enforce statutory laws and raise revenue for the state
>implying you aren't better off just shooting people who walk through your door uninvited yourself
>implying that complying with cops doesn't just make things worse

>le fuck da cops teenaged edgelord fedoratipping shit
unless your black you should have no problems with law enforcers

oh shit it's black Sup Forums waddup

I'm not black. I'm just realistic. Cops don't protect people. They enforce laws. And the problem is that the vast majority of the time they are enforcing victimless statutes. They have nothing better to do than pull people over for going 5-10 over the speed limit and then they do everything they can to trump up the charges. I'm sure there are plenty of nice people, but the system is fucked. You're almost always better off remaining silent. Even if it ends up being more trouble at least you aren't surrendering your rights.

why was this so goddam funny

Defending yourself in Germany would likely lead to prison m89

sounds like you're one of those faggots who shout "AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AHHHH TYRONE HELP!"

did you cry?

I mean. He's kinda right.

When I see a cop, even though I'm a goody two-shoes, I think to myself "fuck, I hope that dude ain't gonna do something stupid and get me in trouble", rather than "man, now that a cop is here I feel like I can relax", and I think I'm far from alone in that regard.

You've obviously never lived in a small town where they'll have eight police cruisers pull over some skinny white kids and harass them.

>DAE ur a dum feg xD
And you sound like some underage retard who just discovered Sup Forums. At least he provided some arguments.
>They have nothing better to do than pull people over for going 5-10 over the speed limit and then they do everything they can to trump up the charges
Because this is true.

for or against

my steam friend is a super lib in america and he thinks just because he is right he can throw things at people and didn't understand when he got his ass handed to him

did johnny throw a pepe at amber? That fucking savage

nice persecution complex.

>cuck who loves black cock
>cuck who loves blue cock
Is there a difference?

I'm not a leftist fag, thanks. I'm just wary of cops. I'm polite in my interactions with cops, but if I'm not under reasonable suspicion of a crime or under lawful arrest, I'm not providing my name and address.

I am also not delusional enough to believe cops with a half-hour response time will be able to help me if someone breaks into my house while I'm there. Let's be honest, when it comes to actual crimes involving life and property, the police are pretty ineffectual. They are successful at raising revenue on highways, but when you are robbed you can pretty much kiss everything goodbye forever. Police reports are only useful for insurance.

It's not like we don't have a reason to be mindful of police.

Don't get me wrong, for how many bad seeds, there are still a lot of good cops out there and I respect them for doing something risky. But with how often they get drunk on authority or meet their job with apathy, I'd rather remain skeptical.

Honestly it just sounds like you're butthurt you got a speeding ticket. Have you tried going the speed limit?

But I have a need for speed bruh. Nothing can hold me down.

It sounds to me like you have at least one relative who's a cop and you're taking this too personal. Why don't you go suck his cock and make sure he feels validated?

I'm almost 30 and I've gotten 1 speeding ticket in my life. About 7 years ago. I'm not butthurt about anything. I just know that cops are trained to probe for alcohol/drugs/reasons to search your vehicle/ways to incriminate you whenever they stop you for shit like speeding. That's why you remain silent. So you don't make things worse.

They are human beings with power. Sorry I don't have absolute faith in them and leap out of my car to suck their hero dicks every time I see them.

>da cawps are fucking pigs fucking confronting me after i do something illegal da fuck bro
americans

Such is life in modern day London.

The reason for my "butthurt" and why I feel this way about the majority of cops is because I've unironically seen them pull over to stop bicyclists and give them tickets because they were missing a reflective or a bicycle bell. They sure were a real danger to society! Thank god the police is here to protect us.

>cops can legally confiscate your cash without a crime being committed if they want to
America

I thought the quota thing was a meme until I started dating a cop's daughter.

We have speed limits to keep people safe. No other reason. I fail to see how the mindgame shit that follows being pulled over for speeding is in the community's best interest.

Well idk if the quota thing is actually real or not in my country, but they do take their jobs super fucking serious.

>hey fuckface, where's your bell at?
>you know not having a bell is against the LAAWW right?
>here's a ticket that will make you skip your dinner

>paid to enforce the law
>enforces the law
DEM POELEECE DA BAD ONE TYRONE JUS BORROWIN DA NEIGHBURS BIKE 2 GET 2 CHURCHSKOOL

>cops are trained to look for illegal substances and restricted intoxicants at a traffic stop likely precipitated by unsafe driving

what a stunning revelation

So take it up with the faggots you elected who wrote the shitty law.

That's what I've been saying the entire time you absolute fucking retard. That the "the police are here to protect us" is fucking bullshit and making people pay some money to the state whenever possible is their real purpose.

>implying i voted for who is currently in charge
Dipshit.

maybe you shouldn't do illegal substances you degenerate drug addict

>police are incredibly badly funded, can't be properly trained, almost no serious applicants because of cut spending
>serious crimes are out of control
>"should we do anything about it or send the few cops we do have to try and catch bikers with no bells?"
>"What do you think Jim?".

>living in middle-america
sheriff dept isnt the police.

I didn't vote during the prohibition faggot.

It's not that simple. They use language designed to get you to acknowledge what you did wrong. For a reason.

But, sure, I'll bite. Even if I did secretly have drugs in my car, without consent or reasonable suspicion that I'm hiding said substances, there's really nothing they can do about it.

And the real problem is that cops would disagree. Too many cops don't know the law of the land. They blatantly lie to your face, tell you that you can't film them or that you are required by law to provide them with your name even without reasonable suspicion of a crime (and contrary to the right to remain silent). They lie to your face. Whether it's because police departments purposely hire people with lower-than-average intelligence because they are more likely to follow orders rather than think critically (they do) or they are knowingly lying to you when they claim you have to do something that you, by law, aren't required to do, I don't know. But twist it how you want. The issue is a lot more complicated than "if you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about". Plenty of people who did nothing wrong have ended up getting anal searches or in prison.

>wah stop enforcing the law in my community, don't you know detroit is a shithole?
>this is maine sir

I don't. I smoked weed twice about 10 years ago. It's not for me.

No.

>please stop walking around in safe neighborhoods during the day looking for jaywalkers while at night gangs of whatever are raping women by the thousands

*USA when you're black

>They use language designed to get you to acknowledge what you did wrong
>oh no they tricked me into admitting I did something wrong

>this is maine sir, not a mad max fantasy world

>this is maine sir, that's why we eat up the budget while giving nothing in return

>cologne was a mad max fantasy world

Um, okay? Is this just going to be a strawman parade the whole time?

>this is maine sir, we're in america, not germany

germany isn't britain

Why are we pretending to be in Maine?

There's no logic with these people, user.

nigga literally quoted you, are you actually a retard?

why are we pretending that the guys enforcing cycling safety laws live on Turkana IV

Why are you assuming that, when the guys enforcing cycling safety laws are real and they mostly live in Europe where bicycles are more common & bicycle laws are more strict? And in my country included, where I have witnessed with my own eyes such events happening?

so where do you live that you live in constant fear of the nightly rape gangs

The implication that followed wasn't what I said in my post. Or even the point. The questions are the first step to something more.

If they saw you do something wrong, they don't need you to say shit. You know this. So obviously the pageant that follows has another purpose.

I could answer Germany, Sweden or basically any country in Africa or the middle east, but I don't live in any of those places.

>you & I don't live in such a place, therefore nightly rape gangs aren't real lol

What is with all these cop apologists anyways? Do you guys really just roll over for every cop? Why do I get the feeling you'd say "yes sir" if a cop asked you to suck his dick or if he could stick his fingers up your rectum?

so wait, you want your police to leave your country to fight german rape gangs instead of enforcing your own laws

What. Which ass did you pull that conclusion out of?

What are we even arguing about? Can you tell me what your point is so I can stop being confused? You just show up pretending to be from Maine specifically for whatever reason. I'm so confused.

in third world usa? if i was a burger i would buy a gun, too. pigs are the biggest gang out there. add niggers and ""white"" seppos and you have basically a real life mad max.

too bad that after the first shot, the pigs would come in force. american cops are losers who were too much shit to join the special forces and had to go the police route. they can't wait to put on their surplus tactical equipment and go play pretend navy seal against their own people.

>all that underage itt

Let me show you how this conversation went.
>I've seen people get pulled over for not having a bell on their bike.
>they're enforcing the law
>serious crimes are out of control
>serious crimes aren't out of control in the neighborhood your police services
>serious crimes are out of control
>serious crimes aren't out of control in the neighborhood your police services
>muh germany
>this isn't germany
>I don't know what we're talking about
>serious crimes aren't out of control in the neighborhood your police services
>muh germany
>serious crimes aren't out of control in the neighborhood your police services
>I don't live in germany but still, muh germany
>your police can't go to germany

I hope that clears things up.

>it's a frogposting thread

>They sure were a real danger to society!
When they cause a wreck because somebody can't see them, that is a danger. You don't get to ignore laws because you deem them less serious than violent crimes.

...

Woah, the official Reddit memetic picture.

>see how obedient I am
>those not obedient are cucks

made me chuckle

>alt-right fags actually shitting on people for not sucking government cock

topkek

it's worse

It's true though. German self defense laws are a joke. If a Burglar breaks in your house and gets bitten by your dog he can actually sue you. It's ridiculous.