/cyc/ /track/ /bike/ evening thread #5 ref edition

TWO FALSE STARTS

EVERYONE'S GETTING DQ'D

WHO WILL FALSE START A THIRD TIME??

BBC NEWS CUC.KED

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

dq all 3 retroactively
medals for the rest of the bros

germany GOT KEKED

>Germany

>in

fucking german cheats

Let the kraut ride.

Fuck the krauts

>everyone gets to try again

Fucking hell, how long does it take to make a decision

WHAT

does anyone like this pointless bullshit? what a weird arbitrary thing

Hoy literally made for this, best presenter

First for fuck the rules if your brexit

>EVERYONE'S

HAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHA

B Ü C H L I

GOLD FOR EITHER AUSTRALIA OR GERMANY GAYSON KENNY GOING TO GET BTFOED

How the fuck will UCI defend this? KEK

KEK BIKE

>germany restarting

hope someone else overtakes it now

'sports'

>letting German cheater ride

REFBIKE

>BR organization

How is he still in? He was clearly out, way more than Kenny.

Which country is going to do it this time m8s?

>Cheatmany

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AHAHAHAH

BRAZIL NEVER DISAPPOINTS

Lmaoo


Fucking HUES

HAHAHA GERMONEY IS IN

>HUE OLYMPICS

>you'll never get legged locked a qt /cyc/ grill

>No one DSQ

It's gonna happen again

YES YES YES

NOW WHAT BRITKEKS

KNEW WE HAD THE MONEY

>Germans cheating again

If I was one of the other three riders I would fuck up the start just to fuck with the rest.

No DQs AGAIN!?

British need to be genocided ... fucking subhumans cheaters

>GERMANY IS STILL THERE

absolutely ridiculous

>BRITS ARE ACTUALLY WASTING THEIR MONEY ON BRIBES EVEN THOUGH THEY FACE YEARS OF POST-BREXIT RECESSION.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Turd time is the charm

Twice is a coincidence
Third time is a conspiracy

last fucking chance

STAY
THE
FUCK
BACK

NOT BTFO

NOT BTFO

ONLY POLAND BTFO

INB4 CRASH

someone should do it again for the bants

If nothing comes of it why are they bothering to stop the race in the first place?

Lads I'm just tuning in what is going on
I'm being serious

How did the false starts happens? WebM?

just ate me dinner what the fuck did i miss?

HERE WE GO AGAIN

HOL UP HOL UP

I cant take this any more

This.

There was reasonable doubt with Kenny and there were two. German was clearly ahead

Fucking hell, I have a 150 word assignment due in tomorrow, this needs to hurry the fuck up or I'll be up all night

Who gives a shit if they go a centimetre over right at the end?

Fuck this trigger happy ref

BRITISH BRIBES subedition

FLIP THE MATTRESS AND SEARCH FOR THE CASH

BOLAND DOES IT AGAIN :DDDDD

"How long does it take to bribe monkeys"

Judges getting rich

They said in an earlier stream that they didn't really need the derny any more, kiss it goodbye

friendly reminder this wasn't a disqualification

Just take the Fucking cuck bike off

WTF I HATE GERMANY NOW CHEATING SCUM

>inb4 Kenny + Trott get their knighthoods

WATCH THE BONG GETTING SILVER NOW

COME ON KENNY

WTF GERMANY CHEATED WHY THEY GET TO STAY IN????

>whistling at the pacerider

mein sides

me on the cuckbike

theres no camera on the line so they can't be sure to dq anyone

but the second false start was so clear you wouldn't even need a camera wtf

do want you want, we don't care

Literally the meme

pretty much confirmed that GB gold, GER silver and MAL bronze, just to completely infuriate the other three riders who totally followed the rules

If they're determined not to DQ someone don't stop the fucking race.

why is this even part of the event? fucking christ, so stupid and boring

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

>literally impossible to get DQ'D due to lack of camera technologies

Just get your cock out lad

It's gonna happen again

pudding?

Swiggity Swooty

BTFO

They Said it's a starter problem

Use a proper motorbike and just drive away from them.

>brit fails
>"It's okay let him try again"

>german fails
>"WHAT THE FUCK DQ THAT KRAUT"

Just bribed Kenny to win

Just give Ivo the gold and lets go home.

What the fuck am I watching

the manx manlet basically never gets in trouble for cutting across other people's lines m8.

>All of them overlap
>All DQ'd

>being this mad his precious union is dead
literally SEEEEEEEEEETHING

MERKEL ON THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY

>"Mrs Merkel how may I help you tofday?"
>[sound of many pennies falling]
>"DELETE THIS"
>"Yes ma'am, right away"

Has Kenny got decent stamina? Seeing as they're not going to DQ anyone, he should keep false starting until everyone else is tired

what does one need to do to be punished with riding this thing?

fat glass of white wine

>inb4 shitstorm

nothing to do with brazil
this stuff is all dealt with by the olympics people

Worse than FIFA 2bh

Derny about to run out of fuel

It's 11 at night, lad