How can chinks even compete?

How can chinks even compete?

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The Chinese should be put to death for this.

They will get 2 tonight from diving and whiff whaff

Diving and ping pong.

We're on track for silver in diving though

It's actually 20 since we have a guaranteed gold tomorrow in sailing.

per capita

ISN'T IT FUNNY

WHEN I CAME TO THIS BOARD A FEW DAYS A GO AND SAID OUR GOLD MEDALS WERE YET TO BE WON, YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME.

So we all agree there was a cover up of all their doping in Beijing right?

WELL I HAVE TO SAY

Winning in total medals too

Well, historically your record has been a bit spotted, dick.

YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU?

We've been on a roll since lottery money in 1999

Learn to swim and you would smash the US

Brace yourself for the Chinese goldrush in the next few days

THEY ARE COMING

>We're beating China not only in golds, but also in total medals

WHAT THE FUCK WENT SO RIGHT?

>4th in 2008
>3rd in 2012
>2nd in 2016
>?st in 2020

Hmmmm

>overtaken overall
>4 more golds

CHINA ABSOLUTELY BTFO

you know the other day i saw this video youtube.com/watch?v=y7scOVqXBOM and thought about leaving the country but this gold rush has made we so proud. Chinks BTFO world superpower my ass consider committing sudoku you have the eyes for it

Now just bribe the IOC to remove the swimming events, and you can shitpost the ameripools away.

we`ve got a gold guaranteed in sailing.
niggy nog in boxing will get gold aswell.

[EUROPEANS BOOING LOUDLY]

We didn't fun our athletes before 1994

It's not enough, we need a bigger gap than 5 in order to be ahead of China after their meme golds start coming in

really makes my brain go through the thought process tbqh

How can England be so good in individual sports, yet so shit at team sports?

Are we actually gonna be on a higher total than London or is this just a nice schedule for us?

We have Farah in the 5k, and maybe men's triathlon. Also badminton men's doubles in the bronze match. Women's hockey in the semis.

What meme golds do they get?

>stad padding in meme track cycling events

the only relevant cycling event was won by based Greg

Anyone who didn't realise that is a moron though.

It's literally the exact same thing that happened back in 2012

Didn't expect to get 2nd place though. Wew lad.

It's basically level with London, the chinks are just having a shit games compared to London. Probably cut back on the doping.

Diving and like 4 in badminton.

We will get gold in hockey, our Women are unbeatable.

MICRO

YELLOW

We're only really bad at international football, and you can blame the Premier League for that. All people care about in this country is club football. Doesn't matter if your national team sucks, just as long as your precious club team does well.

The national team doesn't pay the bills, that's why.

In London we got 29 golds and 65 medals overall. So it'll be tough to beat that record, I don't think we will personally

Badminton, table tennis, diving, etc. There are lots of team sports where Chinese teams are in the semi-finals and finals, they finish near the end of Olympics and then they'll be awarded loads of golds

>USA: 554 athletes at the Olympics
>Brazil: 465 athletes
>Australia: 422 athletes
>Germany: 422 athletes
>China: 412 athletes

>Britain only 366 athletes

>still dicking everyone (outside of Phelps)

Actually the only major team sport i remember which England is good ( or sort of it) is rugby.

They're fast running out of events that they can dominate. They're shit at track and field and the manlet classes in the weightlifting are long gone.

Literally every decent country in the Olympics has a couple of events where they dominate

For the US it's swimming, for the Chingchongs it's ping pong and for the Brits it's cycling

Stay jelly my man

Cricket

...

There are LOADS of golds available in the meme team sports which China absolutely dominates. It's like their cycling, they're as likely to win golds in them as Kenny was to win his golds

It's just the schedule means they come later.

Imo we can't hold off the Chinese this time - unless they experience the Mother of all chokes

Nigeposting is my guilty pleasure.

They won 5 of 5 golds in badminton at London, all to come.

You came to the wrong velodrome, motherfucker

Looking on the bright side, today we surpassed our Beijing record of 47 total medals

GB now has 50 medals

Is Britain any good at Kayak?? a few events coming up in that,

We only play really play three team spots. Football, Cricket and Rugby. We are good at two and the have the best league system for the other. Not bad.

>2nd place

Badminton, pingpong and deathmarch

Also I've just been to Corals and put a ctc on the 3 chinese joggers

Check out what just happened in diving. China ALREADY closing the gap, they just won a gold (and we won a silver)

Gap is now 19 to 16

We're fucked, basically

We need to get our lads in the pool now for 2020. It's the only difference between GB and USA.

>Britbongs are actually proud of coming second

toppest of keks.

You left your proxy on, Hunter

2nd of what, 205+ Olympic nations? Amazing

Yanks brought almost double the athletes.

Can`t ask for anymore.

>China

Oh shit, when did they win in the velo? I only remember the dutch, germany and italy

PER

>there are 5 golds in badminton
Oh FFS

>New Zealand and Australia shitting the bed this hard for the anglosphere

Canada gets a pass because they dominate in the winter.

Women's team sprint IIRC

>closing the gap
>both got a medal

wew lad

women's team sprint, the one event we didn't qualify for

I'm from India living in the UK for university bitch

>Thinking we care about beating America

Nah, m8. America always has the most golds at the Olympics, so everything is going just as planned for you guys.

placing is by Gold Medals, not overall

If you've got less than 50 medals you're pretty much a non-country.

Men, Women, doubles of both genders and mixed.

make sure you leave when you're done lad, or our nige will be on you

>Women's team sprint

The one we fucked up qualifying for, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In the loo, Sanjeev

Or he forgot to turn it on :^)

Hahaha so proud of beating some yellow monkeys, quite the accomplishment you pakis have there! Hahahaha!

We've got a guaranteed gold tomorrow, lad.

>5 golds in Badminton

What a fucking mess it's almost as bad as the swimming

Remind what happened in Vietnam?

I'm suprised you guys don't win all the shooting

What was it like using a toilet for the first time?

>complain about medals in swimming
>literally in tears about medals in badminton
>win about 20 golds from cycling alone

Faggoty britbongs, ladies and gentleman.

It's just however many you can think of. When trans becomes an official gender there could be another 4.

Pretty daft considering how minor a sport it is.

>India chatting shit about Olympic performance

Silly bum poo poo Manjit

Meant to quote

With Phelps out of the picture next time around we could genuinelly do it

A nice even 20. Plus still got Mo in the 5k.

Remember what happened every year after World War 2?

not jelly tbH, can't be arsed about track cycling I just wouldn't want people to confuse it with actual cycling.

W-we still have some golds left to come, you'll see!

>India
nice rouse

Because flappy splashy is a meme """""""""sport"""""""""

its really not even fair for other countries in basketball

When China inevitability finish above you at the end of all this, you cocky britbongs are going to have to eat every single last word of this you know? Can't wait desu.

Yeah it is a meme that it has the same medals as fucking tennis.

We should stop whining and fund the shit out of swimming desu

At least we're capable of beating them

>60%

chinks are devolving

all the iphone factories and smog are taking its toll

Lads, it's time to decide what's the better /official/ anglosphere flag

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