I said, hop in.
I said, hop in
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Am I too late for the 4:30 gyro?
My country tis of thee
Austria-Hungaryyyy
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate
and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
Hello my name is Mister Snrub and I come from some place.... far away! (yees, that will do...) Anyways, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant!
I like the way Snrub thinks!
the mention of the belgian congo always makes me laugh
apparently they had a dictionary of old-timey phrases and words they would use in seasons 7&8 when writing for burns
PITT THE ELDER
LORD PALMERSTON
can someone explain this one to me
Barney was right desu
It's just so esoteric and out of place that it's funny as fuck.
Also the fact that it's a great call and response phrase similar to Dental Plan helps it out immensely.
It was a meme joke before memes existed.
the best reaction image of all time. describes 99% of Sup Forums posts
fucking this, if the Whigs were in power in the 1770s America would probably still be in the Commonwealth
I think the user was asking who Pitt the elder and lord palmerston was and what the argumnebnt was about
they were both british PM's and the argument was probably over who was a better leader
How did Smithers ever get out of this?
Wow hes old
*autogyro
IT ISN'T FILLED UNTIL IT'S SPILLED
you missed the best part
I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
he got in the plane, duh
I don't get it
Hey Boys
those kinda questions always bug me...
then there's no hope for you, pal
"Friends, Family, Religion. These are the three demons you must slay in order to succeed in business."
>"Let's look at my stocks. Confederate slave holdings, how's that doing?"
>"Its...uh.... steady."
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Smithers:"Sir the people kind of see you as an ogre..."
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
THE BOX, THE BOX
You may think you are cock-of-the-walk, but you are cock-of-nothing!
Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
Hello, my name is Mr Burns
>Okay Mr Burn what's your first name?
I don't know
Homer: You know, Mr Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny. Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
What was a i laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!
i've spent hours thinking about why i find this so funny, and i simply have no idea
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix"
>You're really the king of kings
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Mr Burns is probably my favourite side character in classic simpsons
>Not Lionel Hutz
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i laugh about that line every time i hear it.
the way he says "i... dont know!" is just perfect.
Is it about my cube?
>ahoy-hoy
Was actually Alexander graham bell's chosen greeting for the telephone.
Just another Simpsons joke that has been going over your head all these years.
fuck i forgot about this one. burns has so many classic lines.
the plot with homer trying to fill in for smithers is gold
i think it was ahoy, he added the extra 'hoy'
could be wrong though
kicked me right in the feels, you did.
the writers added*
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Its a pity that his voice actor got brutally murdered to death :c
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What you do in that situation?
please don't remind me
What? How did that happen?
>I want you to scour the national league
>the American League
>the negro league
Best episode. Ever.
I looked up all those old baseball players a while ago after rewatching that episode. Old-timey baseball players kicked ass.
RIP based Hartman
Hartman had been divorced twice before he married Brynn Omdahl in 1987; the couple had two children together. However, their marriage was fractured, due in part to Brynn's drug use. On May 28, 1998, Brynn shot and killed Hartman while he slept in their Encino, Los Angeles, home, then committed suicide several hours later.
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>tfw haven't seen a box thread in years
when boys
Andy Dick gave cocaine to hartman's wife (a recovering drug addict with marriage troubles) and she killed hartman and then herself
Don't ever stick your dick in crazy
lost my virginity to crazy, girl basically ruined my first year of undergrad
never ever again
The funny thing is is that I can't even follow my own advice I just gave...
BARGE!
FLIMSHAW!
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unintentionally self-aware or not yet ruined?
Stupid is as stupid does.
Yeah that's fine advice but they are the most fun in bed
You should probably stick your dick in crazy a few times just for the experience. Just don't try to wife one up or have a serious relationship with one.
Happy birthday to me.
lol lisa is such a fucking drama queen
Why was this even in the episode? This completely random guy pops up and doesn't even get an explanation, then he disappears.
>I fell in love with a crazy bitch once
>then again years later
>she wants to move down to Florida with me after things are finally looking up.
>she has a son that is clearly can't be mine but says it could be
>mfw
you do realise Lisa is portraying the loneliness of smart people who have principles, right?
you know that such people are considered good in society, right?
I know, I'm just. I'm just saying is all
>tfw Pennslyvania will never beat New York at the Commonwealth Games
>tfw we will never have eternal Anglo dominance
feels bad
anglo's are literally bad at everything and stole everything from greeks/persians
>i was only smoking harmless tobacco!
I've never even had sex.
:(
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Did you notice Sup Forums?
Its not a coherent movie. I wish someone would put this meme to rest. Its like saying that catching the first two minutes of Terminator 2, then watching 2 minutes from the middle of Commando and then watching the ending and end credits of Kindergarten cop is watching a "mini movie"
>that diddly feelerino when you realize being snagged by a crazy chick is the only realistic way you can get laid for free
It's clearly several separate movies.
What's the best Simpsons song and why is it Garden of Eden
In neo-simpsons she turned into a pseudointellectual leftist bitch.
shut the fuck up
That's an iron butterfly song
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It's true and everyone knows it
Old Lisa was better and far more relatable.
She's now a SJW authoritarian bitch.
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Was it actually him?
S23 is pretty divisive
what's the episode around 260 that's really high?
No.
nvm, season 12, it's behind the laughter for sure
From what I heard it was actually him doing the voice but because of copy right issues they had to get an impersonator for the singing
Looks like it's the Pulp Fiction episode where all their stories interlink. Lisa has a grammar robot
Trilogy of error
Burns or Skinner stand out for me.
>tonights entertainment is on me
>monty burns
The way he reads it off the card always killed me
>tfw you're 35 and still haven't had sex
I really should just kill myself.
Top is Simpsons of the future, where Bart & isa are adults.
Bottom is the Lady Gaga episode. Enough said.
Simpsons threads on /wsg/ are more fun.
All my Simpsons webms have audio
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