How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy...
he's autistic so it doesn't matter
I have no idea. When was the last time a pubescent boy lived at the White House anyway? All the presidents since WWII who had underage kids pretty much just had daughters.
Barron Trump is 10.
And as the son of the president, his entire life is pretty much controlled. He won't be able to do what he wants in public, period. Whether dating related or not
>implying he's into 3d
yeah cos american media is full of cunts
>when his mom had to get up from her chair during the inauguration just to scold his autistic ass for being retarded during his fathers most important day
good post if it isn't pasta
Who gives a shit about this autistic little bastard and how he'll fare in the White House?
Real question is, How is Tiffany going to fill out here in the next 4 years?
>ten years old
>dad is fucking seventy
Sweet jesus no wonder he's autistic
Poor kid
barron will end up browsing Sup Forums, only true shelter for privileged autists.
Since when do 10 year olds date or have sex anyway?
is there video of that
I don't either, the thread is a Sup Forums meme that leaked into here.
He's only 10, PortAnon.
Give it a few years before you start to creep people out, OK?
Just watch the inauguration. He isn't seated on the balcony for more than 10 minutes before he starts making faces, pouting, and being a fucking baby back bitch.
He's seated right behind Trump with the hardcam fixed on Trump, you can't miss it.
video?
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That's later but still... Look at that reaction... I haven't seen some shit like that since I last watched Rain Man.
Poor kid man. Those involuntary movements are just going to get worst
pls, you haven't been a kid since rain man
I've seen that bit lol
nah he's fine
me mom keeps saying he's retarded, is he?
is it tourette's or just autism?
How deep in trouble would I be if I were to rape Trump's wife?
Shit, I feel so sorry for him. In an ordinary family, he'd just get sent to some special class or something, where he could still spend a pretty decent youth.
Instead, he has to carry the pride of the presidential family. I wonder if he often gets scolded for embarrassing them.
>nah he's fine
No he is not. He is obviously under a huge amount of stress.
Can't load that WebM anyway because Sup Forums is having an aneurysm.
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I wish I could be his friend
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how many days until he tries to assassinate trump but fails?
>tfw you will never save Barron from the spotlight
>tfw you and your gf will never bring him into your loving home
>tfw you'll never send him to a laid-back special needs class where he can live a worry-less life with kids like himself
>tfw he'll never be the son you can be proud of, despite his shortcomings
yeah I don't know. it's almost impossible to open images lately.
Dude, this is the son of fucking grab them by the pussy, he'll be doing blow and hookers off Justin Bieber's ass before he's old enough to get pimples.
barron is literally not ironically 10
you guys are truly psychopaths if you think he needs help
I guess not, it was probably more that because his dad was 60 when he had him, you tend to assume he's a bit of a potato.
Nah he won't, there's a weird thread of people that keep denying he has mental health issues, he obviously needs a little assistance to get through the day and his mom isn't going to leave him alone long enough for him to start dating. But I don't think any girl his age will be willing to date him and put up with his behavior and health issues.
mom was 36 as well terrible age to be having kids without the kid having some health issues.
how can you be so sure
do you have proofs
>mom was 36 as well terrible age to be having kids without the kid having some health issues
That shouldn't really be an issue unless the mom was 40+, but the dad very likely so.
Have you never met a mentally challenged person, or anyone with any type of debilitating condition that affects the mind or even a person that's on the autism spectrum? He shows very obvious signs, his mom has the typical behavior of a parent that has to watch over a handicapped kid. Barron misses a lot of social cues as well. He isn't just being a quirky 10 year old like people keep trying to make him out to be. Normal 10 year olds don't act like Barron especially not in front of large televised crowds.
I thought same thing to Japanese emperors when I was 11yo
What about Cory?
/ourguy/
You release bunch of losers you are talking about a 10 years boy?
Wew lad, is that really his?
tfw i was born when mother was 36 and have 160 iq
But maybe your dad wasn't 60.
really feel sorry for barron
he's not a teenager who wants to score with girls. he's a very tall 10 y.o. who just wants to play Minecraft.
For once I feel sorry for a rich kid.
would be better if it was a picture of the white house in minecraft
The Father's age also matter though.
When I was 10 I was well aware of what sex was and I certainly wanted it. And Donald Trump seems like the kind of dad who would bring his son to a brothel, except in this case it would be one of the classiest brothels in the world.
>tfw Barron Trump is probably more experienced than half of Sup Forums
>one of the classiest brothels in the world.
Trump has no taste, he's the type that orders the most expensive bottle precissely to compensate he can't tell the difference.
Must be because of the Slovene genes and because he is fluent in Slovene
This. People tend to forget that he has always been a symbol for lack of taste. He can't even dress properly or get a decent haircut.
He would just bring his kid to the most expensive place.
True enough. Either way, to answer OP's question I do not believe for one second that the son of Trump will ever have a problem getting poonannie.
Maybe he'll start browsing Sup Forums
>start
Ask Warren Harding.
My mom had me when i was 40 but im not autistic
was this a joke?
Kek
But seriously, the kid is fucking 10 years old. If I was 10 and had to sit around at political rallies for my dad I would be acting up and wanting to get back to my Xbox. I'm sure he will mature when he is in his mid teens.