BRITCYCLES accused of cheating

Team GB accused of cheating of former world champions in cycling

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Stay mad subhuman filth

Haha

Its almost the perfect compliment though, stay mad lesser mortals.

>you now remember the "round wheels" accusations
It's all down to having hairy crotches really

>Michaël D’Almeida, part of France’s bronze medal-winning sprint team, said: ‘We are human beings like them, we are made of the same stuff, we have a bike like they do, so why are they better?

Holy Kekles.

They cannot even try to contain their massive massive butthurt.

not very sporting, chap. poor show.

Lads, apparently there's 15 sailing medals up for grabs

Did we get lucky these last two days in the sailing or are we god-tier sailors?

>in b4 britannia rule the waves, yeah I know lads

>still being this mad about BREXIT

All my keks lads

Britbongs on suicide watch

They din du nuffin dey was going to mosque every day

Reaaaally gets my noodle sweating...

LOVING
EVERY
LAFF

>Barry, sitting at home watching Bolt win the 100m, said: ‘I'm a human being like him, I'm made of the same stuff, I have two legs like him, so why is he better?

>literally kills a gook
>still wins silver

Well no fuck they're cheating

This is leftist tier logic. You're just not as good. You fucking suck and we shouldn't have to pay for your welfare or lack of medals.

What's the name of the British guy?

>France, Germany and Australia

Literally who?

Wasn't even his fault, it was the gook, Cavendish has right of way here and the gook faints out at the last and gets in his path when he's looking like he's taking the inside. Look again.

Britania, as always, rules the waves.

>or are we god-tier sailors

Sounds unlikely. Britain is not know for sailing.

No fucking way is that a genuine quote, no one can be that salty, not even a Frenchman!

HAHAHAHA did someone really say this? This is a new level of delusion.

BASED CAV RUSTLING THE HATERS

>A cycling team that is successful is accused of doping
>A cycling team is accused of doping
>Cycling is doping.

Is that really better or worse than the "magic wheels" accusation?

You have more muslims and mosque's than us

Mark 'if he's from Asia, give him euthanasia' Cavendish

Hope this is true desu, all of our Olympic athletes are insufferable middle-class media babbies. It would be pretty funny if they turned out to be a bunch of filthy cheats

not per capita, though. :^)

why did that asian man ride into our brave british cyclist?

THERE WAS ONE KOREAN CYCLIST ON THE TRACK

ONE KOREAN CYCLIST

ONE KOREAN CYCLIST

AND MARK CAVENDISH FROM ENGLAND KNOCKED HIM DOWN

>wiping out other cyclists
>diving over the line

What's next?

No one here accused them of anything.
>british 'journalism'

Dey got sum good dope runnin in dem veins

>posting this self-hating drivel in multiple threads
Are you left-wing by any chance? Or Scottish?

>new level of delusion
You act as if you personally are going to get mailed a check for winning something.
If anything, it will act a useful political stunt to mess up Brexit.
Everyone knew Armstrong was cheating, and was funny when he had to come clean. You don't get literally an entire team winning medals without Armstrong-level dopings.
Going to be funny when it all comes out to see the interviews.

>Anna Meares and Kristina Vogel have followed a senior French coach in suggesting there is something suspicious about Team GB’s dominance

>Kristina Vogel

>per capita
you little porker

Are you doubting the veracity of the Daily Mail??

That wasn't an accusation.

GB team principle was asked by the French team principle, how do you win so much?

GB told the Frenchie that they studied their wheels and realised the weren't completely round, and that they had used laser technology to create completely round wheels.

The French team principle actually spent money on analysing the 'roundness' of the french teams wheels, only to find that he had just had been bantered to a whole new level.

DELET THIS

Clearly cheated but they were going to win anyways so might as well let it go.

>dopers accusing other dopers of doping while being dopers

everyone in cycling is doped to fuck, the other teams are just salty that we have the better doping program/better athletes

>Team GB's gold medal-winning cycling stars are accused of cheating by the French, Germans and Australians

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope you dont mind but i saved this amazing pic and will be using it

More gold medals ;^)

Is the hairy pussy the same version of it this year?

>‘We are doping beings like them, we are using same stuff, we have a seat like they do, so why are they better?'

>part of France’s bronze medal-winning sprint team
>bronze

>being this upset by being outclassed by superior athletes

How are you guys at mountain biking and BM(DUDE WEED LMAO)X

People will do anything to rationalise it. Anything but accept their inferiority.

The Aussies and French have spent the last 4 years trying to get to our level on the track but haven't been able to.

Sounds like the Brits watching swimming

Is America the only country that doesn't wildly throw around doping accusations?

>doped cyclists accusing other doped cyclists of cheating
wew lads

Whats the hairy pussy thing?

Link?

Funny thing is that it's the brits who look less roided than the others lol. Jason, wiggo and trott all have smallar leg mass than ana mears and vogel.

You are cheating. This country just bribes or threatens judges.
I'm interested in what the scam will turn out to be. The Eternal Anglos have always been sneaky and good at espionage.

someone collect a sample of laura trot's vomit and see what was in it.

>Is the hairy pussy the same version of it this year?

No. If anything, I think your guys may have got that idea FROM the French team.

Mark "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Cavendish
Mark "I'll destroy your face for second place" Cavendish
Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish
Mark "Take a hit, commieshit" Cavendish
Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
Mark "I'll snap you in two and avoid a DQ" Cavendish
Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
Mark "Eyes at a slant? Make him face-plant" Cavendish
Mark "Want to race? Better bring a neck brace" Cavendish
Mark "Zipper head? You're brown fucking bread" Cavendish
Mark "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Cavendish
Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish
Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish
Mark "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Cavendish
Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
Mark "Enter the velodrome, end in a mental home" Cavendish
Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish

Nah lad I'm English and right-wing, these jumped-up pricks just annoy me. I have a thing where I really hate anyone who has obviously been through 'media training'. Jessica Ennis-Hill is the worst desu, absolutely no personality and just says whatever the BBC wants her to, then we have to hear time and time again how 'inspirational' she is.

>Sup Forumstards shitting up Sup Forums again
KYS

Everyone's going natural now.

>theguardian.com/sport/blog/2016/aug/15/team-gb-cycling-saddle-sore-medals

>only country without a severe inferiority complex in one form or another
>only country to not accuse others of doping

Ya checks out meribro, life is good

And britcucks wonder why they're universally laughed at when their teams do poorly(like getting beaten by a part time dentist) Cunts when they win, cunts when they lose.

They suggested to stop shaving body hair to minimise chafing.

>actually trying to justify and defend that behaviour

>someone collect a sample of laura trot's vomit and see what was in it.

It's 50% Greatness and 50% Jason Kenny's spunk.


So, 100% greatness.

Boo hoo.

>Accuse

...well, that's all the butthurt failcucks can do.

Revel in your superiority, fellow Brits.

Not quite. Nice meme though.

Should get an extra gold medal for sportsmanship, to be honest

>tfw mine made it

If any other team dominated an event like the brits did, considering their relative lack of performance over the past couple of years, I'd be asking questions too.

"Marginal gains" is such a cop out a answer.

In things like cycling, you're not going for mass. It coup be amphetamines, GH, insulin spikes, list goes on.
The real hero is the scientist who found the masking agent they are using. Inevitably he won't get enough money/credit, he gets drunk and brags to someone, and it gets out.

I'm not "butthurt," not screaming "wez still has mo medals n sheeit." My life still sucks no matter who wins.

But will be funny when it all comes out just like baseball scandals in US, Armstrong, etc...

>Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
>Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
>Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish
>Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
>Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish

Fucking hell m8

Shit probably, outdoor cycling is for dorks.

> Cavendish
> Kenny

were really bad ''jury' decisions

Yes a black woman won 2 golds and 2 silvers in swimming but let's investigate the cyclists. Sound plan lads

>18 in 2008
>18 in 2012
>14 in 2016
They are slowly taking away our events

But then we'd dominate that too and have to hear from whiny yuropoors about why the IOC should cut half of the sportsmanship disciplines

Better to just leave it be and take our gracious victory like the humble samaritans we are

Won't happen with Sebastian coe at the helm of the ioc

investigate ledopey

underrated post

What's your country like when they win or does nobody know?

Everybody conveniently forgets the French rider trying to kill the Dutch one by ramming her off the track.

I have no idea but this video of a British mountain biker is pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q

Get fucked ABE's

>cycling over mountains and boulders and shit dorkier than weird indoor false start bullshit

I really don't get it man, I keep trying but I just don't

sad!

Sagan will come second

This triggers the Dane.

tangled handlebars m8

>that wallride

I only ever ride my bike indoors, outdoors cycling just seems weird desu

Sky News: "When we compete as Great Britain, as a UNited Kingdom, we win...sport matters, brings people together, national identity..."

Yep, right on cue.

...

ABSOLUTE MADMAN the video

equivalency. you're better than that, britain.

hardcore parkour!

>kiwi and spain lying dead on the floor too

Disgraceful from France.