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pay up piggies edition

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need a bf lads

she's not even pretty what the shit

FUCK u

Stfu Voltaire looking vapid Cunt i know you are here

Do NOT spend more than a year at a call center. You think you're depressed now? Try spending a year in that hell on earth.

>gay bloke at work said i have good dick-sucking lips

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el peruANO azul ajajajajajajajajajaj

better put them to good use then x

tune
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friend's mom works at a call center and she makes 80k and is unfirable from being in a union of some sort and calls off work like once a week

I'M NOT GOING TO GET ON THAT PLANE ADAM

Kik?

>mom

FOY

*follows you around Cambridge on a bike for three hours*

she said anime was gay

Making poops at work lads

isn't that sexual harrasment tier
get him fired lul

anime is nice

anime can stop you from doing all the things in life youd like to

anime is nice

anime can stop you from saying all the things in life youd like to

>He uses a microwave

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report him

>call centre
>80k

Livin' la vida Lyca

should tell him to meet you in the toilet and then proceed to beat him to pulp

Mrs Noseberg always lets me leave work at 3 on a Friday. She's so good to us.

le president poo poo fart, smelly bum head poo! xD

Just watched this documentary on Netflix

Very interesting as I know fuck all about ice hockey

I thought so too but apparently Nipsco is known to pay very good wages.

Very important: .

queen of england am i rite? XDD

Howling

Do you not have a dad? How could you strike your mum

Pathetic runt

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Mr. Kikeburg said we won't be getting our bonuses this year because the company had to make a large investment into some new cars for upper management.

pulling a sicky to stay in a city centre apartment

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TACTICAL
A
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*blows you a kiss*

what does this mean

know of this event but can't remember why it's important exactly

*whips it out*

How's about that then?

why did obama get a nobel peace prize again

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Hockey is so much better now that we let NHL players compete.

Canada used to suck because all the pros were barred from competing, meanwhile the Russians would have an entire army unit who just played hockey all day.

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wank or find some slag

does every bank card transaction require a person to process it before you see it on your statement?

For being slightly shaded

looks like an anteater

Not even he knows

i made the post up for (You)s

>Canada's favorite sport is hockey
>All of their best players go play in america

howling

A fucking ant eater

lets see it hard

LOL

Captcha: calle calle

uncut cocks are seriously so unaesthetic. fuck sake

so glad im cut. especially since basically every study says there is no loss in sensitivity

fucking state of your leg hair

are you trying to shave stockings onto yourself?

Canada loves hokey but the NHL is run by Amerijews who would rather put teams in Arizona than in Ontario

foreskin is too small for my willy. the vein in it reaches the end and constricts the hole

>Americuts

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alri

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Can't believe I share a general with these good goys

Want to play For Honour. No code though.

Yeah the documentary is about that team desu

>kike studies

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>uncut cocks are seriously so unaesthetic. fuck sake

>so glad im cut. especially since basically every study says there is no loss in sensitivity

youtu.be/twqM56f_cVo

I might be able to give you one.

I got a code and it says I can also give a code to three "friends"

Did he wait for the water to cool down?

how was your aussie day chessla

>tick 'heterosexual' on equalities part of job application
>actually bisexual
mfw

apparently people get kicked for having

no

>great britain won the gold medal at the 1936 winter olympics in Nazi Germany

Wew lad never heard about this before

>For Honour

Literal retard. Learn how to fucking spell the game

>I'm uncut

What system la?

I was going to play it on PS4 anyway desu.

mods

i just seen that president fart wants to stop all embargoes that the west has on russia
i always thought the lefties were wrong when they said he was a russian plant but he actually is haha

the British team was full of Canadians

Hook a fellow leaf up, I'll play with you

>so glad my dick was mutilated by Dr Noseberg, look how aesthetic it is!
*applies gallon of lube to weird, dry, chapped, two-tone cock just to wank painlessly*

great post

have seen this before, underestimated its potential as a dora

Had a beer, watched a movie, went out for breakfast, spent some time with the lads, saw a possum

Was alright

Makes me want to grow a plant and make a timelapse of it

I wouldn't hold it against cut willies, but in porn they look so dry and sometimes have the ring of poop on them (2 tone dick colour).
Don't prefer them. x

>not having a cute uncut feminine penis
How do you cisboys even live with yourselves?

watched the whole video creasing, outstanding work

nobody likes milhouse

>have seen this before, underestimated its potential as a dora

I didn't do anything illegal

rekt twice lad

uk > aus

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Never play chess the day after Australia day

Every single player was born in Britain

Post another game lets play

Good lad, was getting sick of his banal little gimmick shitting up the thread

Suck his dick

>Americans

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