So we all agree that the correct order is

So we all agree that the correct order is
JP >>> JW > JP3 >>>>>>>> TLW right?

What do you mean? Jurassic Park was a standalone movie

no you fucking mong

3 is easily the shittiest. jw and tlw are interchangeable

JW was a shame, far worse than JP3. the last 20 minutes is the most awful thing that happened in the whole franchise. i still can't believe how retarded it all was, it makes me sick that some people liked it

JP >>> heat death of the universe >>> other shit

No. How fucking wrong can you be?

JP > jp2 > jp3 > jw

Couldn't even finish jw it was so bad

holy shit youre wrong
1 > 2 >> 4 >

I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park was absolute shit because of Spielberg's anti-hunting/pro-environmental message he tried pushing in a MOVIE ABOUT DINOSAURS.

JP3 was everything I wanted in that regard.

Why was Jurassic World so fucking forgettable?

Looking back it had some good ideas, but it just felt way too fucking safe.

3 is always worst

1 > 2 > 4 >> 3

fuck tea leoni

You're correct OP

The Lost World was fun as hell and had some awesome set pieces. JP3 did not have a single memorable scene. Well except for ALAN!, but for the wrong reason.

Only thing I don't like about TLW is the niglet and her stupid gymnastics

>JP3 that high
wrong as can be

Jurassic World is worse than all three of the others by an enormous margin.

I enjoyed JW more than 3. Not saying it's a good movie but 3 was worse.

The cage scene, the boat scene, the raptors and tree scene, and the busts through the fence scene.

sorry, none of those ring any bells

no that's wrong, I DO remember a raptor scene where Alan controls them with a flute

3 has worse characters and the mise en scene is actually backwards for most characters and settings. As in it lacks any semblance of the makers thinking about what they were doing besides spectacle. The characters also sucked more. I liked the parents, the kid, Alan, and the sidekick paleontologist.

The correct order is none of them because they all suck

Not even memeing, I never understood the hype behind these shitty movies

this desu

>people don't like Malcolm's movie