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Real Yank Hours edition

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Just saw páll óskar on grindr

> I'm a manlet but i don't care
ah yes the sign of the runt

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nice proxy mexifag

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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The best part about being 5'7 is

>Americans enter
>Start yammering on about politics and god
fuckin' 'ell even the mexican poster isn't this bad.

ANO

my bird is 5"0 any taller and it wouldn't be right

Higher willy:height ratio?

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willy

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what species is she
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>Everybody this is user the guy I was telling you about!! Thanks for coming to our British party user!!
>OMG that accent I love it!!!!
>Yeah don't be surprised if we like make you talk all night haha :)))

>It's sort of pathetic that Canada never federated with the United States.
no
Union was a scam and all the faggy rebels are playing for it now.

yum

half guyanese

Going out with 3 girls lads

An i friendzoned or a hot commodity?

One ive fucked one of them before

What's on your bucket list lads?

>Trans Siberian express
>Swim the channel
>Shag a tranny in Thailand
>Go to Australia
>Learn a language
>Suck a tranny off in Thailand
>Run a marathon
>get a tattoo
>See tabletop mountain
>Get bummed by a tranny in Thailand
>See an Olympic event live
>Fire a Kalashnikov

Thoughts

why is cuckada so liberal?

woah we're all like machines ya know? like meat robots dude

prepare to be spooked
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>It's sort of pathetic that
you think this way

green letters

the green letters... what do they mean?

Ω Vape Nation Ω
V a p e N a t i o N
A
P
E p a V N o i t a N
ΩΩ____ Ω _____ΩΩ

it is and it isn't
you're more "leftist" in a lot of ways than we are.

no violent black people to turn us into megarorkes

obnoxious americans...can't stand em.

don't have one

South Africa is pretty nice

Get this for your tattoo:

>make £1,000,000
>visit Japan
>learn a language
>shag a 10/10
>gain enough influence to alter national proceedings

how much of this is a pipe dream? I look up at Arron Banks and think fuck he went to school near me and £2mil of his money got us out the EU, that's world changing stuff, i can only marvel at

it would be the greatest country on earth if there were no black people

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>South Africa is pretty nice

only someone who hasn't been there would say that

reddit

rorke...........................

you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a place to do pushups when you're tall and live in a small house

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

who here knows all the words to Jerusalem off-by-heart? I do

not really

What do you prefer, girlmilk or boymilk?

excellent post
good post
extremely good post
disgusting post
shit post

rorke-tier post
it doesn't help that you have a bungalow

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U BE DEH MOOGU I BE DEH MASTA

I know the words to Africa by Toto by heart

janny wasnt happy last time i did this, cant imagine what he'll say once he sees this...

#bfgoals

DUDE WOAH LIKE SCIENCE SO SMART THANKS REDDIT

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I'm not a yank so it's fine

Dad told me about going there in the late 90s for work, people he was working with were white and lived in massive mansions and said they hates Britain for abandoning them

Made me think

labour+heroin>libdem+booze

>science is reddit

*walks towards you*

ah yes the "drunk and now tormented by bitter regret" hours

Too many Chinese people here atm

and did those feet
in ancient times
walk upon englands pastures green?
and was the holy
lamb of god
on englands mountains seen?
and did the countenance divine
shine forth upon
those cloudy hills?
and was jerusalem
builded here
among those dark satanic mills?

bring me my bow
of burning gold
bring me my arrows
of desire
bring me my spear
o clouds unfold
bring me my chariot of fire
i shall not cease
from mental fight
nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
til we have built
jerusalem
on englands green and pleasant land

okay calm down, reddit: the country

j-pop went to shit after 2008

wonder how big his cock was

rich white people live in gated communities with armed security

poor white people live in the bush and work at tourist safari lodges

you will literally be killed if you're white in johannesburg

your country is a meme

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when you put a woman on a pedestal for 2.5 years and she just walks away it destroys you

cant imagine what its like to be those incels that are basically a girls bf without even getting the sex part

reddit: the youtube channel

what are they doing?

Going to quiznos with the lads

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic scrap metal collector who frequents quiznos

>quiznos
nice la, is it 2007 already?

Why is Sup Forums so out of touch with IRL?

In IRL, no one is racist. In Sup Forums, everyone is racist.

If people on Sup Forums are from IRL, why are they so different?

Are you guys all Trudeau on the street, Trump in the sheets?

aha wahhaaaa

stop

reddit

spacing

Almost a million came here for Chinese new year.

My usually peaceful train journey to work was severely disturbed by a group of them that decided to stand miles apart from each other and have a shouting conversation to compensate for the distance.

>In IRL, no one is racist
they are

>/Brit/
>Racist
Only the Amerifags/

anonymity means people don't care about what they say so they can say racist shit or whatever

ah yes mainlanders

well hello, thailad!

When white supremacists, neo-nazis and the alt-right are actively organising and building collective power as a movement then we as people are the idiot police and must combat that sort of strengthening with violence and force - whatever prevents growth of the movement.

fantasizing about being some Northern English working class guy with an easy menial job just drinking with my friends all day and watching TV at night.

I know people who work meme jobs and live at home with their families who also work meme jobs piling all their money together and essentially living a leisure life.

this leaf thinks nobody is racist in person lmao

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hello

Buenos noches, Thailad!

lel when any of you brits or australians reveal yourself to be asian or middle eastern everyone else jumps on that

well, how are you today, my good sir!

im pretty plugged in, guy

thai chicANO

>talking to these mormons from utah
>one of them calls me mate
>i laugh inside

>In IRL, no one is racist
Lots of people are racist.
My entire group of friends in school were hardcore racists but you would never know it.

alri
I've had a mild migraine since about 3am so yeah, not great, u?
Pay for wall

just listen to karl pilkintons stories

Would you say it's a weakness or a strengthness? Most people only get plugged in weekends.

reviewbrah isn't wearing a suit in his latest video...

>Trudeau on the street, Trump in the sheets
how long did it take you to think of this?

currently doing a poo and having a think about you

lovely