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Lads tbqhwy fa.ms edition

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all canadians should leave

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exceptional

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What are the chances of anything coming from mars?

I have, as they say, fucked up

gf claim
youtube.com/watch?v=ZD5LXN93lfM

ahh no
>Waterboarding is torture, despite leaving absolutely no permanent damage to someone who probably did indeed do something bad

>being rude to a cunt could cost you the jail or a fine

>but circumcision is fine, despite ripping off at least 50% of the fine touch nerve endings in the penis of a child who hasn't even lived long enough to do a single thing wrong to anyone. Except the God meme of course, but even then, only if you voluntarily accept the doctrine of original sin in the worship of your own personal God meme.

best post I've ever seen

woah...
so THIS is the mighty /brit/ chess champion,
running at the first sign of trouble

>tfw no Sup Forums bf
Why live?

>tfw living in skull and crossbones

hey xx

this one is better
youtube.com/watch?v=GHl4sO9RC8E

a million to one, they said

>get told to publish something on our work website at 12 oclock at night
>go home from work
>forget completely
>go to sleep
>sleep with my phone on flightmode
>wake up at 3 in the morning realising that i've forgotten
>go chekc if its up
>luckily it is
>go check my emails
>no angrily written ones

hmm

>try to access website admin thing
>can't from a non-work ip
>try a work proxy thing
>still doesn't work.

gee I really hope the relevant powers don't realise i forgot

and the irrelevant powers who ended up doing it don't realise that it was meant to be my job.

I thought my post about neu! was rather clever. I'm sure none of you proles understood it

she looks like a rat faced whore. different strokes for different folks though

really? i thought this one was better (also me)

h-hey

bit gay aha

whyd he quit anyway?

wanted to login to see what time it was published

I'm fucked if it s like 1 oclock
not fucked if its like 12 oclock (because my colleague automated it)

it was not only unfunny but also inaccturate, as they were formed 45 years ago now

t. homosexual

lost his queen

Goofed up and let my queen be taken on an oversight

Shamefur dispray

have to poo for the third time today, no idea why

nice boobs i want to suck them

AAAAAAHAHAHAH

Well done, hope that chess runt fucks off forever now

>YES
>YESSSSS

thailad is being mean again.

chess runt here x

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When I grow up, I want to be -

One of the harvesters of the sea -

;_;

I keep thinking of the 70s as being ~30 years ago, despite it being closer to 2020 than 2000

dumb reason to quit.

Good work desu leaf

It's the paki

thailad is being rorkish again

aha xx:))

Back once again with the renegade master

powerline adapters seem too good to be true 2bhwyf whats the catch

with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour

>aha xx:))
Now whose the fag aha xx:))

fuck off granddad

Is it weird that I got a penis, do women hate penis??

I use one to be honest, works fine

Only 21 xx

aha you caught me!

(xx)

>paki
>not a pakistani

wow... so this is the intelligence of the average wh*te...

fair warning, I'm going to post VERY offensive pictures of Mohammad in reply to your next 3 posts and it'll be your fault.

It's just a British slang for Pakistani people

kanker

>His country is so white Asians are shitskins
Wish I knew this feel

ever met anyone famous? pic related, me and aphex twin

Ok now thats a lil bit too gay tbqhwy famalam

Maak eens een nieuwe draad

im breaking up with you lad

with jews you win
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might get the james blake haircut boys

i have a scar on my penis from getting it caught in a zipper

wonder if women would hate it or not

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*waves from a safe distance*

crikey, bet that stung

They probably don't mind

thai

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD

>didnt get dubs
My dubs say im breaking up with you lad, kek em

it did, had to get it stitched and it got infected at one point too, i remember posting on /brit/ about it at the time

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i think we're meant for eachother

n to the o to the n to the c to the e

bet you're a bit careful zipping up now.

gonna give this whole anime meme a try

new england is the same

if both sides of the circuit are on separate breakers it'll be shit. it works well in a merica cause their 110v system is so shit that they can get away with 1 breaker in a house while i have 6

Weird that being from a cold place used to mean you were tough but now it just means you're an autistic recluse for most of the year.

they'll work great for any modern built house unless you live somewhere where you get gigabit speeds

how come the wizards in harry potter don't use modern technology? bet the muggles could btfo them now with drone strikes

>663
3 off trips lad, i think so

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>they can get away with 1 breaker in a house
literally what

*sniffs you*


mmm the scent of a RUNT

sorry its pretty humid today and i forgot to put on deoderant

pretty comfy. reckon if aussies can deal with their internet on a daily basis this shouldnt be too bad

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*kisses you*

bit gay

I want to put a willy in my mouth

very gay

why were women prevented from voting in the first place?
was it specifically to protect us from leftism?

Fuck off, I'm not a runt. Stop fucking smelling me.

Whoever gets dubs first breaks up with (You)

they were seen as sub-males since they come from man's ribs in the bible

gay, fucking gay this.

from this

custodian wont be pleased with us

Can you arrange me a date with her??

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF*

aaaahhh

*SNIFF SNIFF SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMAAAARGGHHHH YESSSSSS

Having a good imagine about the creepy crawlies inside that house every night