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he is not a pedo

imagine being so anxious you can't get to sleep haha

What's your favourite type of [Alcohol] on [Friday] [Evening] [Alone]?

look at those TITTIES

NEED a qt gf to make life worth living

do your best today lads

el mexicANO about to get clobbered

me when coming down off the speed

>tfw no gf
>know homely/ugly girls that are very attracted to you
>would rather be alone than with a homely girl

alas

Teachers whiskey

take some xanax

took 1.25mg earlier and am feeling max comfy

loving the diversity in this thread

was awake for 36 hours straight because of this haha

oh shit is it friday?

haha it was like tuesday yesterday

A man’s at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he don’t want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there.

is that barron's sheath?

Gross

If you're gonna drink at least get something good

Wish GTA 5 had the turf war stuff.

all i gots is klonopins and one other thing i cant remember the name of
and i dont like taking drugs ok

Don't like people who keep pets in the city

>ask thaimong to recommend me a phone FOUR times
>he tells me to ask some guy named google
>he pretends to be a paki for a while
>ask him again to recommend me a NON runtish phone

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>he recommends the samsung™ ® s7®™ edge®™ in the runtpixel-delux colour™®

fucking DESPISE thaimong.

post pic of what you consider homely

i like it m8, and that's all that matters frankly

same it's really the only complaint i have about it but it's a big one

What's the most desperate thing you've heard a woman say?

Sauce

>fucking DESPISE thaimong
everyone does lad

>watching old british people get nuked
priceless
youtube.com/watch?v=gVq76YvTPMs

That's good lad

I don't drink anyway

nothing because i don't waste my time talking with women ahaha

With more open world games had actual dynamic content instead of a bunch of static boxes to check. /fedora

ex begged me to fuck her while she was on her period

was a bit grossed out

barely ever had a conversation with one

all jordanians should be killed

*puts dolmio on thailad and eats him*

Agreed

"I think I love you"
haha what a dumb slut, must have been on a 12 year cock shortage

t. 33 year old virgin

are you saying you're for or against gang wars then

bit rude

t. jordan

hope you read my post thaimong you fucking ROTUND BEHEMOTH.

hope the algerian manlet finds you.

why do you never reply to people on facebook m8?

>racemixing is b-

What's your current cock hardness babe

(((bruno mars)))

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IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER

mexicANO

>in paris at hostel
>dorm full of autistic chinks/gooks

Literally every other nationality I've ever encountered have loads of outgoing people, yet I've never seen one outgoing Chink/Gook apart from the Yank ones

finish your sentence

wannabe Michael Jackson

wahey!

post toot!!

feel a bit bad now, thaimong didnt have to recommend anything at all but he DID.

@thailad, im sorry.

SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

how come mexico is the only new world country with culture?

that's ok :3

because they're all government spies you dumby plumby

god damn it woman, when i asked you to mash my spuds i wanted you to bust my bollocks not make me dinner

shut up you cunt

different jordan

Imagine ejaculating on a face that pretty. Not like in a super sexual way, just cumming on it and her looking up at you like "I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that" but still a smile, wow

aha alri jordan, reply to me on facebook already!

>"cup check!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

michael jackson was well overrated
infact most music is

imagine sucking up to a rorke on an internet forum for approval

absolutely SCREECHING at the thought

I had a dream the Falcons won the Superbowl. Not even joking.

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

imagine asking to hangout with a rorke on an internet forum and getting rejected

absolutely SCREECHING at the thought

>a face that pretty
no such thing as a pretty asian, they're just good with makeup

You'd take the prize for obsession here

Don't have a CLUE what a rorke is frankly

imagine being a falcon

absolutely SCREECHING at the thought

well lads 8 hours of slog then the old 'kend

Bigot.

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oop, 8pm, that's bedtime for me, mr. noseberg told me to come in to work on saturday and to show up early

night lads

I'm going to Vegas next weekend to bet on them (serious)

They're going to win

Idiot.

White Power!

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Was gonna ask why the fuck you decided to go all the Vegas just to place a bet and then I remembered it's illegal basically everywhere else in America
state of you lot

alri time traveller boy, where's your time machine? heheh

I hope so, will include you in my prayers

70448318
why don't they ship them to israel?

the gf

There's a campaign growing to legalize sports betting nation wide and I've given money to it because it's something I really want to see happen

t. Idiot

Will pray for you too la'

that whore!

You stole my webbum

>calls me an idiot
>believes in god

i think you'll fine 'tis you who is the idiot good sir

Oy vey we can't have that!

>be American
>see a black man
>cross the street
>black man notices
>shouts across the street that he's gonna shoot me
>shout back "I bet you won't even hit me!"
>get arrested for gambling

hat

awwww strewth a 'roo bit me in the nads crikey

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lol who's this

aprrprorpriating black culture baka