/roast your country/

>Prude enough to make kissing in public illegal
>Highest birth rate and population growth of the world
>India

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2% of Australia is addicted to ice

Our country is owned by China

Our prime minister is a literal jew

>highest suicide rates in the world
>1/4 of the population has left
>African flag

POO IN LOO

Too bad user, I use sandpaper.

Goodluck with all the military troops from neighboring countries flocking around.

>basically everything is taxed, including watching TV, owning a dog, being a member of the church, and having a unified country
>refugees setting back our civilization by 100 years
>nude photos of children are legal

>ruled by narcos to the point that they chose the president
>pretends that they are proggressing when in reality they are not
>pretends to be white
>shitty culture
>goverment corrupt as fuck
>lazy people

>Sweden is 20% immigrant
>Hur durr look at Sweden!
>19.99% immigrant

Well, the taxation makes the country A1.


>refugees setting back our civilization by 100 years

Tfw user I thought they lived in their own communities and the general German population didn't care much about them.

>Nude photos of children are legal.

...

>Tfw user I thought they lived in their own communities and the general German population didn't care much about them.
I wish. People close to my house keep getting robbed by refugees. I don't even go out at night anymore. i'm sure it's not as bad in most areas, but here in the big city....
And when i go to the pool to swim, it used to be 99% whites (for some reason asians and blacks don't like swimming here), now it's more like 20-30% arabs

Don't worry, depraved Mexicanon.
President Donald J. Trump will bring justice to your country with his ungodly diplomatic strategies.

>wait user isnt that the swiss flag

>Actually questions his plans of going to Uni in Germany.

>Healthcare system is in full collapse
>Prime Minister is Trudeau
>Too much nonwhite immigration
>Awful economy
>Weather is terrible

Which city?

Same here

Dresden :^)

Don't they beat the shit out of antifa in Dresden? I saw a YouTube video was pretty based

>Shit army
>Shit cops
>Everybody is a misanthrope
>Mudslims everywhere
>Feminism
>Frenchies are the biggest memers of the whole internet

>goes to germany for studying
>tfw people think I'm a refugee because of a similar skin tone
>get treated like a refugee


Dresden...? I thought the east was somewhat loathes anybody non-German.
How on earth did so many refugees land up there.

>Highest house prices in the world
>Literal third world economy: all we do is dig rocks from the ground and sell them to China
>Both major political parties have been infiltrated by pro-Beijing lobbyists and shills
>Totally dependent on China for everything in fact
>Nothing to do in country towns so people just take meth
>Apathetic population, yet we get fined for not voting

was ist das, I thought Dresden was one of the whitest places in Germany

you forgot

> A FUCKING LEAF

Never knew Australia is so deep down the Chink's bunghole.

>these countries have shit economies

then LT doesn't even have one

We're deeper than you think. Manufacturing is dead here, so all we do now is sell minerals to China and let rich Chinese oligarchs buy up all these houses here, which makes it unaffordable for the locals. The median house price in Sydney is already over $1 million - Melbourne and Brisbane are nearing that mark too.

Trump better not start a trade war with China otherwise we're fucked.

>I present you the Indian economy.

>full of pakis, poos and poles
>need to be over 18 and will be ID'ed if you want to buy spoons or deodorant
>Government take American cock even deeper then nips, gooks and poles combined

>full of pakis, poos and poles

I thought you guys were rather more accustomed to these people because for your nation it isn't something new.

Only 2%?

>feminism
It's not a problem here.

>be new zealand
>be poor
>be shit at cricket
>69% white
lmao can't make this shit up

No need, the sun already does that for us

>be Taiwan
>still using flag, anthem from a government which nobody recognized even Taiwanese themselves
>still recognizeed itself as *Republic Of China free region*
>still calling the China everyone recognized as *Republic Of China mainland region*
>still claiming the sovereignty over Mongolia when the other China already give up
we have some serious dissociative identity disorder problem

I refused to pay for a TV license because I don't have a TV. Well, in court it was explained to me I still need a TV license and I had to pay a 350$ fine for my uppity behaviour.

The hate never leaves

lmao u got ur ass beat in cricket

delet this we beat bangladesh

Wait Taiwan wants to annex Mongolia?
Lost my support desu

>Highest birth rate

Wrong

>be brazil
>poor shithole
>hated by everyone
>fucking degenerate population
>we have oil, but guess what? still poor
>awful internet
>argentina is our neighbour

>annex
I think you mean reconquer
t. qing empire pro

oh, and also germany

>POORFAG PRIBUMIS EVERYWHERE baka

>60% white
>stupid
>stupid enough to think we aren't

Genuinely kek'd.

>be Ireland
>have cuckstamp

% white
wat

Like most other New World countries, have no cool, original culture to abide by.

What are we?

>still claiming the sovereignty over Mongolia when the other China already give up
War soon?

according to our *constitution law*
youtu.be/HTUs2eEnjq4
this is the stupidest shit i ever seen in my entire life
i can't believe now they are defending it "changing the constitution law can greatly damaged our country"
WE NEVER HAVE A REAL COUNTRY AT THE FIRST PLACE, what kind of damage could it possibly done?
we also have Tibetan and Mongolian seat at our parliament
implying there will be people refuse to join CCP and come to us

>Have your organs stolen after spending 5 mins in a Brazilian crowd.

Can't, we literally are the best country of the world lol.

I don't even have to fucking try I mean it's fucking Libya

I don't even have to fucking try I mean it's fucking Romania

>philippines
>anglicized name derived from the name of a spanish king
do I need to say more?

>world

The world must look like this to you, right user?

> Be pushed to national extinction every year by some natural disaster.

My condolences.

nah
since this shit law is too stupid
our government decided to avoid talking about it
they still want the constitution stay untouched tho

>Cultist's country
>Two extremist groups of opposite spectruns fucking up internet discussions(ilbe and megalia)
>both groups are busy brown-nosing cultist president because she is a grill and m-muh conservationism

>kpop

>pop music

>Need to look over 18 or have ID to buy superglue or sharp knives
>London is somewhere between 40 and 60% white, its such a clusterfuck nobody even knows anymore
>Every single major city is FULL of shitskins
>Large portion of the country is comprised of revolting 60s and 70s homes and concrete tower blocks
>Sky is grey for more than 2/3 of the year
>NHS waiting times are astronomical and it keeps eating more and more money
>Feminist shit and lefty shit is almost as rife as in America
>Still have gun crime but it's almost impossible to get a gun if you're not a criminal
>Most ex-empire countries hate us
>Now continental Europe hates us
>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive

This is all 100% true and its sad

F
At least you can get called rare when you post on Sup Forums

the last three lines are sad. What went wrong?

>Now continental Europe hates us
Good fucking riddance. Fuck you Nigel.

>Two extremist groups of opposite spectruns fucking up internet discussions(ilbe and megalia)
literally who

1. Britain doesn't know to keep friendly relations with other countries. It's either SWEDEN YES tier or near race war levels.

2. America only became the dominant empire because every other powerful country in the world was wiped out for decades.

3. Small population. America/Russia/China have huge (educated) populations and thus they're powerful.

Basically Korean netouyos and Feminazis(That's literally what they calp themselves)

>alt-right edgelords
>sjw's
It's like your country took the absolute worst from western civ and thought "yup. now THIS is worth keeping"

>Hated by india
>Hated by Afghanistan
>Hated by bangladesh
>Dependent on China
>Lierally the country who gave north korea nuclear tech in exchange for missles and blamed it on the only nuclear scientist in the country and locked him up
>Ranked worst tourist destination
>Known for harboring bin laden(i swear my dads in the army in abbottabad and we knew nothing)

>more accustomed
Means fuck all if they are smelly, ignorant and aggressive. Indians are the most bro though. The rest can fuck off.

Even pakis?

mate that picture must be old as shit

>be egyptian
>your ultimate goal in life is to be a slave in some arab country
>your flag symbolizes literally nothing of your country
>all the purpose of your schools is to feed you the arab probganda and turn you into brainlet muslim arab
>breed like rabbits that you bring your country's economy down and stop it from ever prospering
>be smelly

Don't worry he wasn't Osama

>blamed it on the only nuclear scientist in the country and locked him up

That's pretty bad.

Especially Pakis

Why?

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

>this but white

Stop pls

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'that's just how it has always been" mentality
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown kachaka shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>national identity is a just a collective special snowflake syndrome
>koreans everywhere
>controlled by kikes and arabs
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE STRONKEST COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA, WE HAD RAILROADS. STEEL MILLS, A QUADRILLION FACTORYS BUT THEM DEM BRIT KIKES SEND THEIR COCKSUCKERS TO KEEP US DOWN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>motochorros everywhere
>pigeons
>people still idolizes dictators and other scum

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET

Waiting for a Russian to write something about his country

dumb commie

kuomintang a best

>be sweden

>high obesity rate
>grease in slmost fucking every food
>absurd amount of junk food consumed
>a retarded fucking orange with a toupee is our president
>MUH LIBERALS
>MUH CONSERVATIVES
>Detroit
>Rednecks/Hillbillies
>Ebonics/Niggerspeak
>shitty memes
>Shit television
>Shit FM radio(AM still has talk shows and old music)
>garbage tier pop music
>on the verge of race war

>sweden is still better than funland

>Hated by india
>Hated by Afghanistan
>Hated by bangladesh
How did this come to be anyway?

>Kuomintang is the best
mfw the meme has gone too far

>this but in Asia

Oooh boi

>Bangladesh was known as east pakistan
>It was shit and our government didn't help it much since our country was equally shit. It got liberated a became bangladesh.
>millions of bengalis were killed because of pakistan
>India because of war on disputed territory and that both countries shit talk on facebook meme pages and start flame wars.
>Afghanistan because we're deporting illegal afghans back to them. We have a U.S mexico sort of relation.
>They call us terrorists we call them terrorists.

>and that both countries shit talk on facebook meme pages and start flame wars.
I've seen that. It's so pathetic.

Do you think they'll ever be a time when the south Asia's is at peace?

And why is Bangladesh so invisible? I only ever hear about it on here.

Bangladesh is small and minds its own business

>Being the country who hates the most Donald Trump because media negative opinion
>Having 4 SJW main parties which support refugees
>Still voting them even having high unemployment and crime rate from those brown people

Just Spain, land of kekoldry

>roast your cunt
>Turkey hasn't roasted itself yet

Wtf I love spain now

>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive

Judging by some of the other "cons" on your list, you've already been doing that. How are you going to be against multiculturalism while appropriating our hard on for guns, hatred of leftist ideals and racism, the worst of our culture?

don't forget the balls

Bad T.V and in the verge of race war. You could not be more retarded.

>Prude enough to make kissing in public illegal
What the fuck are you talking about?

>hatred of leftist ideals and racism
>american culture
you are so fucking deluded that you think america invented racism?

jesus

>Weather is terrible
We haven't gotten snow all winter. It really sucks this year.