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Bankees Edition

>Wankees give up 12 straight to Toronto
>Jokeland K's choke against the Rags
>Betts carries the Red Sox

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Royals

A's

>chokeland

Jays

Mariners!

Injuns

(You)

>Eternal 4th Placers

Post the manager most likely to kick your ass in a fight. Pic related

My favorite team

>yankees
>a's

you dont deserve to post tonight

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Windians

>going into extra innings against chokeland

>rags

> TFW walkoff HBP

>your favorite team
>good
lmao

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Michael Fulmer is the Texas Ranger's father.

>rags get to play chokeland and analslime 19 times each

biggest frauds in mlb

Rangers finally gonna get gone for da land

Fuck off Swarzak and Shreve. I can't believe Shreve at one point was good. Those days seem forever ago

>russel martin 7 home runs in 3 games

What did he mean by this?

>team you don't like
>bad

Kek

Who you got, bros?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the crime infested dumpster fire of Oakland

I*CAN'T*BREATHE

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hes been talking to colabello

>dumpster fire bullpens galore
>literal walkoff HBP
>gleeful /mlb/ memeiners BTFO
>canada apologizing

>rags

Loving every laugh heh, w->we sure won that one

is this a thing

youtube.com/watch?v=_6b_9bd3jpk

Who would win in a fight, Michael Kay or Mike Francesa?

At least it isn't softball. Go USA

>That one skeletal guy getting pissy about getting bumped

I want so badly a jays/>rags ALCS

Korea for the qts
also home field advantage

USA has a major league pitcher on their team, it's obvious they're going to run the table

I didn't know about this. Women usually play softball. I don't think this will be very good? Will it be softball players throwing regular pitches? Probably USA or Japan will win.

>rangers lose to cleveland in the ALCS
Sounds right. Is it going to be >ONE again?

>69 mph
top fucking kek

Finally

what rule changes will mlb make in the name of equality when she gets BTFO

>and she pitches for the Dads

Patriarchy BTFO

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>india

is the DR even trying

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Is the AL central a meme division?

Why MLBN sucking Estrada and Donald's cock as of late?

Not saying they aren't deserving of it, but why?

Estrada was Cy Young in June.

Should have been cy young 3 last year, should have been praised earlier.

almost as meme as the ALE

By far weakest in the majors.

Straight up, everyone in that division would get their shit pushed in, in 7 games against any top 5 NL team.

divisions are memes
top 8 records should make the playoffs

Yes
t. tribe fan

top kek

Will we finally get the India vs. Pakistan championship we've long been waiting for?

al west is

But they have the Rangers and Ranger fans assure me they are the best team in mlb

That's between the AL and NL West

can someone explain Wild Card Elimination # to me

>rags

Group A is such a meme

>Worst Korea
>Commie Shithole
>Commie Shithole
>Mudslime Shithole

Lol?

Royals and Tigers have been raped by injuries

NL central tbqhsenpai

The Cubs are a flower in a pot of shit

half of the rags division is literally free wins

>getting cocky before a Price start
shake my h, to be h

Also to answer your question last thread our record on the road is ABYSMAL, barely splitting the 10 game trip. The AL West (outside lol angles) hosed the shit out of us in particular, and that's where 14 of the Ls come in.
If we don't shake off Camdenitus than we're dead in the water if we make Post

the explanation for it i read doesnt make sense to me. please explain it to me tripfag

Is it possible for some high test woman to ever become a relief pitcher in the Major Leagues? Pic related, Sandra Perkovic, a discus thrower from Croatia is 6'0 and look at this fucking gun show. Now obviously pitching isn't all about muscle by any stretch, but with the right training, it would be interesting to see what kind of heat she could throw off a mound.

I think a big problem is the fact that women just play softball with different style pitches, so no one practices the pitches you need to play big league ball.

>he says that when the NL Central, NL West, and AL Central have actual little league teams playing MLB

Troll or literally first week watching baseball

If latter, welcome to the club, but just fucking google it m8

>not including the AL West
Have you seen the A's and Angels?

>he hasn't watched cross game

Tbhwy, not necessarily. All you really have to do in regular season is win at home and win in the division. Post season takes care of itself.

at least >we have a reason to be shit
>anals

The only way a woman could get into the major leagues is with a good knuckler

I actually meant to type AL West. Time for bed desu.

Angels are raped by injuries, they have excuses.

When the Giants miss the playoffs for the second straight year, what will the excuse be this year?

>muh #29 ranked farm
>muh busted pussy
>muh bumshit
>muh 29K capacity stadium sell out

Or as a shitty slap hitting second baseman

Estradas not even the most elite Jays pitcher

Happ is having a better year and Sanchez has the best technical pitching unbacked with run support

Dolandshit is OK but not having an MVP year

>the mest might beat the dbags

could a woman even hit .270 at major league level?

>not beating the dbags

>we will never see a big booty girl ballplayer wearing tight white baseball pants in the majors
Feels bad man

Could you imagine an ass like this in the majors but on a qt girl instead?

lol no
I bet even the best couldn't break the mendoza line

>gray
>doolittle
>lowrie
fuck outta here

getting hype for the wbc desu senpaitachi. love that shit. love international shit. baseball back in 2020 also, good stuff

do you? the angels got nuked by injuries while you guys just plain suck...

Unlikely. Would probably hit .220, .230 tops. Would have to be an elite defender, like Andrelton Simmonds tier in order to have staying power. Think if Darwin Barney was a woman, that's the kind of player we'd be dealing with.

Don't worry.

Price won't be shit tomorrow. Because he's not pitching at Fenway.

(I hope.)

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do you want to lose?

>price

Thanks for signing him and not Happ

kek no, do you know how slow and weak women are?

the infield would play in and the outfield would play like if they have to throw out billy hamilton on a tag to home in the 9th. she'd hardly ever get a hit

the only remote chance is as a meme knuckleball underarm switch arm relief pitcher

I don't think a girl would have the arm strength even for 2B. Turning DPs and making long range plays up the middle might be a challenge.

I think the only hope for a girl position player is as a speed + defense first outfielder. Hopefully her lack of arm strength would be covered by her elite speed and fielding ability. But then you have hitting to worry about which is the biggest challenge, so idk.

What exactly is the problem then? Muscle endurance? Perkovic is clearly bigger and stronger than many men, she'd lose a fight to most men in MLB I reckon, but she's definitely bigger and stronger than some.

I'm actually interested in this and am looking to get educated about it. I appreciate substantive answers why even a big, high test woman couldn't hack it as a relief pitcher, theoretically.

DJ Lemahieu might be the most underrated hitter in the entire league. That is all.

i just don't see a woman being able to throw fast enough. The current record is 77 mph, and i don't see a woman breaking 85. And at that point, unless they have amazing control and movement, they wont make it as a reliever

>bigger and stronger than some.
What does that have to so with anything?
Lincecum ran a train on the national league for 3 years without ever weighing 170lbs.

Any top 10 Female tennis player can play SS or 3B, straight up, I went deep on this shit some months ago.

>not knowing who the most underrated player in baseball is

It almost feels that way when we pitch him.

Someone brought it up in the gamethread today and I actually fucking agreed. Outside of Buttholes, who's only starting because Wright is hurt, he's unironically the weakest link in our pitching rotation.

Here's a neato stat I got for ya:

>JA Happ with Jays: 18-5
>David Price with Red Sox 12-13

>difference: 6.5 games

price has been doing better lately. if we're lucky, he'll finish the season with a sub 4 ERA

>3B

Never. Arm not strong enough, wouldn't be a good enough power threat as a hitter. 2B I could buy, but not 3B