Kardashian movie is on it's way: Family offered $100million for film

>Kris Jenner’s klan have been offered more than $100,000,000 to star in the movie, which will have a full storyline and be shot in Los Angeles and New York.
>The news was confirmed this week by a top film exec to the Kardashian’s biographer, New York Times best-selling author Ian Helperin.
>“The studio’s research showed the Kardashians could become the highest TV show-turned-movie ever.
>“The first Sex and the City movie pulled in close to $500million worldwide and a Kardashian film would do almost double.
>“The exec stressed that part of the deal would include a nine-figure upfront offer plus a backend of the film’s earnings.
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Is Hollywood dead?

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"white" women, black bulls

>you will never be paid millions of dollars for doing nothing

After System of a Down, the Kardashians, and Maddox I honestly think the Turks might have been right about genociding the Armenians

is that a nipple i see on the right

Wouldn't it be hilarious if these creatures have a fatal car crash or something?

Don't forget Anita Sarkesian and Dan Blizarian

I'm almost certain that every person in this image has a picture of their nipples out there somewhere.

who's at fault here? them for making this shit? or society for making it profitable?

i mean jeez, doing something like this to earn above average income and become a celebrity is one thing. but these people are making a fucking fortune from being narcissists.

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holy fuck those people are serious cancer.

what are some good examples of armenians?

I dont know anybody that legit likes the Kardashians. Who the fuck wouldngo see this?

I was drunk and happy just moments ago.

Now I'm just nauseous and sad
Fuck this reality senpai

>thinking the Kardashian audience goes to the movies
They're in for an extremely rude awakening

too bad society will probably be dead in 100 years but I'd love to see what history books would say abour our current time

nuke hollywood now

>what are some good examples of armenians?

Dead Armenians.

Atom Egoyan maybe

the buried ones

Would like to see the youngest ones being penetrated by black dick honestly

>yfw Cenk got redpilled

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The only good Armenian is a dead Armenian.

they will herald Sup Forums as the most accurate source of straightforward facts about pop culture in a sea of lies. you know its true.

Just go to their Instagram.

>tfw my girl asks me to go watch it with her

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Kendall only bangs shit tier pop stars though

OFFICIAL, OBJECTIVE POWER RANKINGS:

1. Kendall
2. Khloe
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9999. who gives a fuck

I don't know why it assrustles people.

The upper class has always been full of vapid cunts who do nothing but count money. The only difference is now you can watch them spend it.

I just don't pay them any mind.

>See pictures of Scott Disick
>>What an aesthetic Chad
>watch show
>>He's a degenerate limp wristed bitch

She's had a ton of black boyfriends, just google "Kendall black boyfriend"

>ywn prostitute your children for fame

>Is Hollywood dead?
>they predict to get atleast 1 billion
If they get money they want it would mean humanity is dead in general.

Only hugging

We only see what we want to believe

As someone who used to live in Glendale, a significant percentage of Armos are (orthodox) christian conservatives with mainstream american values.

They're all smelly hairy jerks though.

Panning left to right, I humbly thought I saw Bruce Jenner twice before I actually saw Bruce Jenner.

can someone shoop bruces face on everyone elses face

>tfw there is an alternate reality where Germany won WW2 and degenerate families like the Kardashians never existed

I bet that world must be like paradise

Lol at all these triggered neckbeards itt. A Kardashian movie is literally no worse than capeshit. Get over yourselves.

>mfw I want to fuck Khloe in the worst way while Kylie and Kris watch

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I'm sure it won't be any dumber than the monthly capeshit flick.

>tfw Lamar Odom dies in the movie and irl

>it's a Kourtney episode

>it's a manlet takes a "kneeling down" stance because if he stood up he'd be dwarfed by most people in the picture

JUST

Even bruce?

Do you think Bruce ever watch Kris take BBC?

Is it an alien movie, cause I'm pretty sure those are fucking spacemen from fucking outer space.

retards

>Sex and the City movie pulled in close to $500million worldwide and a Kardashian film would do almost double.
I don't get how a movie that by default won't be seen by anyone not a devoted fan could make 900M+. Plus do people who watch them on TV go to the movies?

are there any pure kardashians?

>that kanye
manlets when they will learn

Same here..but at least they btfo all the pajeets. I only see maybe 2 or 3 around per day va 150 a day in irvine and pasadena