X-Men Apocalypse

Better than Days of Future Past.

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They're pretty close in quality.

What's more forgettable? Apopopo or Civil bore?

So, Sinister is gonna make X-23 for the next movie? If it's set in the nineties is it gonna be all grunge (early 90s) or nu-metal (late 90s)?

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

Can't imagine the Disney superhero factory making a memorable film. Say what you want about Apocalypse, it at least has an actual director who has a handle on the craft.

What is the appeal of another big bad guy vs the good guys capeshit flick? Especially in a franchise with literally zero likable characters and no development? Civil War makes sense because it's good guys vs good guys in a morally ambiguous battle.

that's where you're wrong, X-Men has always had likable characters.

All the actual forward-moving plotlines happen in the Avengers movies. The shit they push out in between are just fillers to pay for a jew's holiday trip

>What is the appeal of another big bad guy vs the good guys capeshit flick?
What is the appeal of stories at all?
>Especially in a franchise with literally zero likable characters and no development?
For a film juggling 30 characters in 2 hours, there was enough development. This is X-Men, not Mad Men.
>Civil War makes sense because it's good guys vs good guys in a morally ambiguous battle.
Sounds like a real fucking bore.

Funny because it's Singer the one who always ends up making a X-Men vs Magneto movie.
It's obvious he didn't want to make this one and he just did it to get a budget for that 20k leagues under the sea movie he wanted to make.

>X-Men has always had likable characters.
Wolverine, Professor X and Quicksilver, and the last one is more of a walking plot device than a character.

DoFP is on top 10, Apocalypse is worst than BvS.

>Apopopo or Civil bore?
How about you stop talking like a child?

Britpop lad

How is it obvious? It was a decent flick.
Top 10 what? DOFP is just as dumb as Apocalypse, but is po-faced and filled with expositional dialogue.

It was good but DOFP was better. Probably tied with First Class.

Maybe if FOX actually smartens up and works towards Avengers vs. X-Men. They might actually have a mutie flick that opens over $200mil

>Watch the film with some friends
>Walk out of the cinema
>My friend instantly starts to dissect and critique the film
>I remind him that it's retarded to critique a film whose only real purpose is to retain Copyright and entertain without having anything to say

Loved the Angel bit, wish they had the Scorpions playing rather than going with AC/DC

Magneto and Beast are good in it also.

>HAVOC BRUTALLY DIES TO AN IMMENSE EXPLOSION
>SWEET DREAMS starts playing

Magneto is a fucking psycho who kills millions in this movie.
He should have died.

No, they are unlikable and not developed like the characters in the MCU or in Shakespeare's tradegies.

Apocalypse > First Class > DOFP

My nigger.
The clash of tones in the film was actually pretty cool.

Magneto isn't as one-dimensonal as MCU villains though, he's not just trying to destroy the world for the sake of it.

>he's not just trying to destroy the world for the sake of it.
But he is.
Despite everything that has happened he allies with Apocalypse because his family dies in an accident.
This makes him start killing millions of civilians.
Why?

>dislike something about a movie that is not MCU
>inmediatly jump into company wars
This is how you know someone has zero arguments.

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No, it's not ''cool'', it's just the movie has no idea what tone it's going for.

>Foxcucks triggered
Didn't even know you guys are a thing.
In fact, I doubt you are, probably just DCucks mad that Civil War won.

Is Sup Forums trying to out-contrarian Sup Forums?

(You) can't be serious

First Class > DOFP > Apocalypse

I think the biggest problem with Apocalypse was that the final confrontation was just shooting the bad guy with lasers and shit. This is the first X-Men movie where it was something that simple and mind numbing. Also, Sophie Turner was fucking awful and ruined every scene she was in.

It was Metallica

No, it's being ambitious and trying to capture the style of the 80's comic, which alternated freely between melodrama, humor, and fantastical adventure. It's not entirely successful but it's interesting, and when it works, it's X-Men.

They got it right, even the part where Apocalypse is a gigantic jobber.

It was nowhere near as good.

I still don't understand why Charles can't use the power of his mind to move his legs.

HERE WE ARE NOW

ENTERTAIN US

Just imagined Charles creepily walking like a puppet pulled by strings. Nah man, the wheelchair is a bit more dignified than the psychic crip walk.

I think we can all agree that the next X-Men should be about Professor Ghost Rider.

Why did Jean ask mystique if she was scared during the DC happening?

Doesn't she already fuggin know?

Still waiting for a goat Punisher + Ghostrider Teamup on Netflix fuck that would be cool...

Ghost Rider Trying to Penance Stare Punisher but he isn't Guilty so It doesn't work so they team up and fuck nig nogs and Degenerates up for a season

What did Jean do at the end? She unleahses some sort of power.

I think the idea is that she can chose not to read people's minds for the sake of privacy, even though we see her using her powers wantonly throughout the movie.

Because that would be retarded.

I don't think she can choose when to read minds, she says she always knows what everybody is feeling.

He's a telepath, not telekinetic.

WHY

IS

SHE

POPULAR

I DONT GET IT

DO MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE>>???>?>?

I liked days of future past more. It's lame that they basically made apocalypse's only power manipulation. The plot is also similar to the 1985 transformers movie. The lack of character development on the four horsemen is insane. I barely understood who olivia munns character and archangel were supposed to be

>DO MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE

No. She's pretty much just exists so that women can project on to her because she's so quirky and relatable

The comics, sure.

The movies, however, are pure dog shit. Especially this one.

I was also surprised that they didn't keep professor x's hair until the last scene.
And fuck jlaw she fucking sucks. I watched all these movies in a weekend and she is the level of garbage that the girl who played rogue.
As someone who hasn't read the comics and just saw random eps of the animated series they get weird. They are better than the other marvel shit, at least I know who the fucking characters are

>Apopopo
>Civil Bore
How's middle school?

I like poop.

The nukes exploding made me insane how did that not fuck everything up?

Because they were launched into space. I don't even know that any of them exploded

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I don't care what any of you think, speedster/time-stopping power scenes are always the best (X-Men and Heroes).

DOFP and Apocalypse were both top tier.
Even just a couple of the scenes from both completely destroy anything MCU or DC has pumped out.

Michael Fassbender is a top tier actor.
Apocalypses scenes were top tier as well.
That scene at one of the concentration camps was a nice touch too, showed that Apocalypse actually cared about his followers.

>this is X-Men, not Mad Men
Are you implying Mad Men is 'patrician tier'? It's as dull as capeshit is.

>basement dwelling loser has the most OP power

heheh

How's it feel knowing that Marvel will NEVER get back the rights to X-Men?

Feels good since marvel only panders to children and man-children.
I hope they don't touch x-men ever.
I can't even watch MCU movies they're so cringe.

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Thread Hijack!

Why didnt Apocalypse give Magneto any advanced powers? All he did was give him his helmet. Therefore is Magneto a greater "God" than Apocalypse ever was even though he is much younger?

Were you texting during the movie?

The advanced powers were being able to move trace minerals in the ground from 8,000 miles away

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characters sure but actors bad. muh millennials.

Magneto is the only likable character.

>Magneto is a fucking psycho who kills millions in this movie

Hi Tumblr!

But it's true.
Also, what he did is much bigger than Mystique killing Trask, are we supposed to believe this universe won't end up with Sentinels being created anyway?

ty bby

He could mind fuck everyone so it appeared as though he was walking around.

Technically yes, and its lame to pretend otherwise. But that was probably done to show her being unsure of herself, and seeking reassurance from someone she looked up to. Maybe even her own fears and feeling inhibit her ability, maybe she asked because she could sense they were all scared, whatever.

Fuck this movie anyway.

I dont understand either. Im watching the movie and thinking about how she wasn't mystique because she just didnt like wearing the costume and she wanted more facetime.

Its like fanfic writing, but you want to make sure everyone knows YOURE the marysue.

I'd prefer it if you at least waited until you were 14 before you started posting on this site.

The only thing that would've saved this flick is if Apocalypse snapped Mystique's neck.

oh god please

I would've liked that a lot but regardless it was still the best superhero film of all time.

"Charles, why won't you take the stairs like everyone else?"

"IT'S MY SCHOOL, I'LL USE THE ELEVATOR WHEB I GODDAMN PLEASE!"

Why didn't DeadPool showed up in the film?

This will be qucksilver meme song.

1. X2
2. Apocalypse
3. Days Of Future Past
4. X-Men
5. First Class
6. Deadpool
7. X3
8. The Wolverine
9. Origins: Wolverine

Why are the Wolverine solo movies such shit?

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>You said that in my mind
>I'm a telepath

Why is sofie such a shit. All her scenes were terrible. Please scrap her and Jlaw and get singer off x-men so he can stop casting straight from the couch. He past his prime with this franchise. He had a good run.

1. X2
2. First Class
3. Days of Future Past
4. The Wolverine
5. X-Men
6. Deadpool
7. Apocalypse
8. Last Stand
9. Origins (which isn't even canon)

Didn't have his powers yet

Phoenix

Movies would be trash because Quicksilver is already dead in the MCU and we would never have scenes like

Mein Negro. That nightcrawler scene is goat and X2 is the perfect balance between mutants being covert an out in the open so there is plenty of really nice tension.

X2 can't even hold a light to Apocalypse.

why was the writing so hamfisted and embarrassing?

why did they keep making big obvious wink wink refrences to the title of the movie and the characters names?

why did wolverine's weapon x costume look like it was thrown together in 10 minutes in a syfy original series prop room?

why didn't they properly set up the phoenix force if they were going to make it the crux of the ending?

why is mystique the leader of the team but has no real role in anything that happens besides somehow talking magneto out of genocide in 10 seconds by just repeating what charles said?

what was psylocke's long stare at the end of the battle supposed to signify considering she said three words the whole movie and had no shown motivation?

why did they cast sophie turner in this?

why is sophie turner allowed to act in anything?

why do people keep pretending that sophie turner is attractive?

>psylocke's long stare
Yeah, that was weird.
Could've implied so many things.

I liked Apocalypse, but it's still one of the weakest movies in the series

correct

Nah. The characterization was so weird. Like, were there any character arcs in it? The movie served to revert into Erik not to be such a dickhead, but it's nothing new for him. Mystique ended up being less bitchy and jaded and kind of also had a reversion to be more pro-mutant again? Nothing new for Charles. Nothing new for Beast. Scott established that he's kind of a prick. And the rest were pretty fucking flat. It was just so weird.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD