Characters who are literally you

Characters who are literally you

>boy
>genius

yeah nah, stop there OP

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I'm a mix of both desu

Pizza Parker

This tbphwymdf

An unstoppable, intelligent, insightful manipulator with a large web of connections and henchmen who do the dirty work for me.

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BIG

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i'm deadpool at heart

you are not as honest as louis ck

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Delete this post or I'll blow us all to hell

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so a redditor?

You should develop healthy eating habits or you'll regret it when you're my age.

Why so serious?

25?

jacket's still in the mail

Litterally

>not the success
>just the looks & shut-in, fear of society part

>the looks
Yeah, I'm sure you've got the looks, buddy :)

:^)

I live a comfy life.

no way, thats comfiness -> ∞. no-one lives like that

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>>Sup Forums

>mid 20's
>always listens to music
>no job
>no girlfriend
>no education
>lives with mom

I've got a split personality

Pretty goddamn close. Prolly pic related.
>Easy SECURE 40/week job.
>No kids/wife.
>Minimalist.
>Home paid off with healthy savings/no debt.
>Retiriing by mid 40s/less than decade.

>goggles?
>pleather jacket?

i can feel you

I still can't find where to buy this jacket, I do wear sunglasses everytime I go outside though.

"i'm hip to the jive"
GOAT of all time

well until if you live in a comfy tree house you aren't quite a match for the pooh

is that josh homme

I'll concede as Pooh has ascended to another plane of comfy and I'm not yet at treehouse-tier comf but I'm rather enjoying life. :D