Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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oats

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おつかれー、んなっ

안녕히 계세요

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Would Japan align more with China if US started imposing more tariffs on Japan?

oats
これ本当にあのサッカー選手?

>align more with China
i don't think they can change that i think it has to do with tectonic plates and shit

キスしてぇーーんなッ

>youtube.com/watch?v=n1fWzyDVesc

The music that plays when I see a jap

わらった

How do you distinguish one?

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あたしのコックを吸って、お願いします。

MY DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS KAIBA

藤本那奈
Nana Fujimoto, goalkeeper in Japan hockey team

real of jap

How much do you guys pay total for health insurance + pension + city tax + income tax in a year?

I've been going over this year's (second year in Japan) budget and have realized I'll be paying around 200万円 for those taxes + rent. Which doesn't sound right.

That leaves me just over 100万円 for food, other expenses (clothing, etc.) and savings.

I need to save about 75万円 for changing jobs and moving apartments this year - I was also planning on buying an engagement ring, but all of that seems impossible with these crippling taxes.

あなたの小さいチンチン吸わしたくない。
そう?

よくわからないが、これはめでたい
youtube.com/watch?v=vVsm22LLH0s

三吉彩花
Ayaka Miyoshi, actress, model, and average Japanese

>paying tax

でも・・・ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ
小さくないだよ

デブ

Looks Chinese to be honest.

>earning ¥3000000~
>paying ¥2000000 for taxes & rent
Where do you live?

高橋 李依
Rei Takahashi, voice actor, megumin, explosive personality and cute.
何で?
はい、はい小さくないそう。ー_-

google 年末調整 or 確定申告 & 医療費控除 if your company didn't do it for you.
安い所に引っ越す

how about that vid
youtube.com/watch?v=vVsm22LLH0s

yuichan average akachan

写真を求めるか?

this

>何で?
何が何でだよ
写真見れば分かるだろ、あいつはデブ

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Hyogo-ken. What's a more realistic number?

Thanks man, I am planning to move somewhere cheaper.

爆裂 爆裂 乱 乱
に爆死した

三吉彩花は、Babymetalの出身母体さくら学院の元中心メンバー
パンチラなら、昨日のスレに貼ったぞ

ハイボールを飲んだよ

はい、Sup Forumsにアップロードしたい
デブじゃないだよ
>爆裂 爆裂 乱 乱
に爆死した
www

パンチラはあのデブなホッケー選手に関係あるのか

お前は目蔵かな
もう一度写真見やがれ

環奈って、なんか「薄幸の美少女」感があるよな

高橋李依は、本来、プリキュアの方で有名になる予定が、
すっかりメグミンキャラで有名になってしまった

pic; 見えるかな?

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>目蔵

if 3000000, it seems about 2400000 for rent and other things
check it, but remember there is a difference between "社会保険" and "国民健康保険"
tax.enogineer.com/post/actual-income-amount-300/

高橋李依のパンチラ
ちょっとlinkを見誤った

歯が綺麗

Wait so you're telling me the average person on 3,000,000 yen is only left with 600,000 yen for food, savings, clothes, transport, supplies and the like? How is that possible?

この写真見やがれ
デブじゃないぞ!

youtu.be/bH-jvPqQy1o
ペットショップって日本以外ではあまり見かけないんですか?

それは最愛ちゃんと北村優衣
yuichanのプライベートは不明
明大中野はガードが堅い

うわっ
すげえ
痩せたな

wait a sec that's been shooped, look at the pixles.

no.
It means they are left for 240,0000 yen for "rent" and "food, savings, clothes, transport, supplies and the like"
sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

死ね!

how you know

貴様こそ亡びろ

Oh wow I completely read that wrong!

I must be getting screwed then damn.

You are a numpty.

オーケー

日本とイギリスのバンド
youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

よし土地が空いたな
シドニーは俺の物

#CRUSHED

never mind. I should have tell you " the more realistic number" is about 600,000 yen.
Hope your life here be more comfortable

thats her worst song to be honest
this ones good youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E
シドニーはくそ

と言われている
堀越か明大中野かの二択
最愛とは別の高校なのは知られているし
最愛は高校側のミスで、学校のHPに掲載されてしまった

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ホモとレボと支那のカスが集まっているシドニーをどうぞ
オペラハウスもゴミだし

lol so ryan moved back to Japan?

what a madman

はい、メルボルンは一番都市。

>ホモとレボと支那のカスが集まっている
Sup Forumsの中のSup Forumsらしい返信
どこが一番いい場所?南極を除いて

Speaking of Melbourne, does anyone know anything about the poor Japanese fella who died in the Bourke St. attack?

no one know

how the fuck do you know about every Japanese person that was killed in my city

Japan's prime minister has offered condolences to Australia over the loss of life and injuries in the Bourke Street attack that killed a Japanese man.

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull spoke with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe over the phone on Monday night about the attack and the lives lost.

Mr Turnbull offered his condolences to his Japanese counterpart for the death of the 25-year-old Japanese national who was killed when a man drove into crowds in Melbourne on Friday.

The man was one of five people who died, while more than 30 were injured.

The Consulate-General of Japan in Melbourne declined to identify the Japanese man because his family have not consented to release details.

But they say they have offered assistance to his family.

When asked if the man's body would stay in Australia or be taken back to Japan, a spokesman said it was a "private issue".

theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/japanese-pm-offers-bourke-st-condolences/news-story/e338a30fdc8eb05bcac8abeeb4c6fe41?nk=a63c04d7fa3714bc5903d94a208671e8-1485531549

>he votes for the Greens
メルボルンはシドニーと同じレベルだ
どっちも我が国から出て行って欲しい

Ryanって奴なんでSup Forumsで度々話題になるの?
誰か概要教えて

Didn't even know there was an attack. Was it mudslimes again?

タイ国旗はRyan Boundlessというユーチューバー

>タイ国旗はRyan Boundlessというユーチューバー
冗談じゃなくて?冗談と思ってたけど

It was a half-Greek half-Kurdish recent convert to Islam with drug-induced mental problems. Five dead, one Japanese guy, one baby. Shit was fucked.

>>he votes for the Greens
i vote liberal
the party is a joke but its less of a joke compared to the others.
どこに住んでいますか?

ホントノハナシナンダピョン

How can I have sex with a Japanese woman?
I have never had sex and I want to lose my virginity to a Japanese woman.

>tfw I vote #1 Cory Bernardi and Family First every election
>tfw KAP and DLP stopped putting House of Representatives candidates up in my electorate

Sell yourself to lonely older ladies. I hear you can make good money.

>actually living in Japan

keeeeeek

This is why I moved to China.

>ホントノハナシナンダ
ウソくさ
>ピョン
真面っぽい

>Sell yourself to lonely older ladies. I hear you can make good money.
Where and how? I speak no Japanese.

you should burn your passport

二人とも、
元々英語教師のsexpatで
日本を飽きて、
東南アジアに引っ越して、
日本について文句ばかり言って、
カンボジアで逮捕された
時間的にも全く一緒だ
これは偶然ではない
二人は、本当は同一人物だと結論せざるを得ない

How the fuck should I know, man? I'm not a male prostitute.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the money I'm making in the greatest capitalistic country in the world.

Have fun paying crippling taxes in a country that prioritizes a generation of wrinkly old fucks that will die in a few years instead of the future like 中国

he's 130% right
go china and dont ever come here lads

>中国
>communist party
>greatest capitalistic country
>Special economic zones of China
kek

We must remove forever from this God's Earth that brute devil called the Chinaman.

>communist

KEK

you drank the kool-aid bruh

Nothing about this country is communist. It is way more capitalistic than even the US

85 : 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2016/04/23(土) 04:40:14.88
ライアンはいつものようにタイに遊びに行ってるだけ
また日本に戻ってくるよ

I see.
He was so famous person, tho.

Where did the DJT go?

I behaved like an autist again

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iktf

the keypoint is, stop caring anymore

の画像で一句

雑踏や
見ている派手な
耳袋ニダ