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i'd watch

You had me at Castlevania, Del Toro, and Big Guy.

10 years ago

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Director:
David Leitch and Chad Stahelski
Source Material:
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Cast:
Karl Urban or Christian Bale as Snake
Dolph Lundgren as Colonel Volgin
Cate Blanchett as The Boss
Jamie Bell as Ocelot
Gillian Jacobs as EVA
Gary Oldman as Major Zero

I'd make it camp as fuck, use the theme song from the game, include the communicator scenes like in the game etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE

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>bella thorne as Asuka

my dick would be DIAMONDS!

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this could really work

>replace amy adams as lois
>cast literal discount amy adams

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and Amy Schumer as the whale

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No
Fuck off back to

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it's an old one, but anyway

also Doug Jones is GOAT

zombie island live action when?

My roommates mom is cousins with Doug Jones

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Is there a single game with good story?
All I can think of is Donkey Kong Country.

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Firewatch was a lot better than people gave it credit for

>Ruh Roh Muthafucka

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casting choices are mostly alright but i'd definitely rather have Gael Garcia Bernal as Luis

also, why would you need someone as recognizable as Halle Berry to play a literal voice on a telephone that would likely be entirely cut from a film adaptation because all she does in the game is explain the controls and give you directions

I'd definitely watch it.

paradist lost directed by bela tarr

>that would likely be entirely cut from a film adaptation
exposition and audience surrogate dawg. Also a creepy moment when Leon thinks he's talking to her but the line gets hijacked.

>vidya as source material

>David Lynch
why?

>Haven't seen Doug Jones mentioned on Sup Forums ever outside of Hellboy threads
>Suddenly 4 times today alone

Alright, what new meme video was he in today?

Ashley would be the audience surrogate, and having someone explain the plot over the phone would not work well at all in a film. cutting her would be the first and easiest decision i would make in adapting RE4.

that shit is literally the oscar-bait equivalent of vidya

10/10 would watch

Only he'd be able to give it a just portrayal.

Ridley Scott's career is a chain of hit and miss with more misses than hits, much like Morrowinds combat, so it might work.

>Ashley would be the audience surrogate
She's not in it for 50% of the time.
> and having someone explain the plot over the phone would not work well at all in a film.
Not the whole plot, but having someone on a mission and someone back home giving them intel isn't unusual in an action film.

>Danny McBribe

NO

I always pictured David as being played by Ruffalo for some reason. Just change up his hair a bit.

Meme Ops: The White Phosphorus

y

how so? it definitely capitalized on a lot of popular trends in today's gaming, but it also deliberately subverted expectations with the resolution of the plot and denouement.

i'm thinking about it cut down to a 120 - 140 minute film. there's no way to get all of the content from the game into that time period, and they'd likely accelerate to Ashley's initial rescue to give their chemistry time to build on screen.

I'd be all about this.

>asian actors
not even once

I just want a good adaptation of the Andromeda Strain, famalams.

That has a meta theme of player agency in video games, literally impossible to adapt to a movie without losing its point.

this is actually pretty spot on