So Chloe Grace Moretz, of Kick Ass fame, is slated to play Ariel in Disney's live action adaption of their popular 80's traditional animation film the Little Mermaid
While I'm a big Chloe fan I'm not quite sure this is the right choice. Ariel in the Little Mermaid adaption is an ambitious curious teenager who's driven by her desire to meet a young handsome prince, Eric.
Her only similarity to Chloe's typical role is that she is naive enough to trust Ursula, not expecting her to try and deceive her.
Chloe is more awkward, while she can definitely portray a fish out of water, I'm afraid that Ariel won't have the sense of wonder that spawned songs such as Part of Your World.
Speaking of which can Moretz even sing?
Definitely a risky casting for Disney but I hope she can surprise us
>cant act >isnt attractive >linebacker body >bo poison
career death soon
Jonathan Gutierrez
Not sure how she'll look in a sea shell bra desu
Owen Rivera
Makes sense to me.
>swimmer's body >big shoulders >no tits because they're always being eaten by plankton >large mouth to scoop out molluscs
I see nothing wrong with this.
Anthony Russell
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Nathan Rodriguez
I think she's pretty cute, albeit not a conventional beauty, that I always figured Ariel would be. However at least she's attainable enough to where Ursula can easily make the case for Eric marrying her over Ariel.
Owen Wright
THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEY YOU GOD DAMN RETARD
WE TOTALLY NEEDED ANOTHER THREAD
Lincoln Hernandez
Crazy how Disney got Emma Watson for Belle then Moretz for Ariel.
Landon Rogers
If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.
I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.
If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.
I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
Colton Diaz
THIS ISN'T DISNEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Christian Mitchell
It's a live action adaption of Disney's the Little Mermaid
Carson Sanders
>Crazy how Disney got Emma Watson for Belle then Moretz for Ariel.
I read that as Moretz for Anal at first
Joseph Flores
WHAT IS THAT A SCAR
Isaac Long
smell em'
Aaron Kelly
Love Chloe but the choice does seem a bit risky.
Ethan Sanchez
>casting a fridge as ariel will the SJWs ever be defeated?
Alexander Cruz
Chloe is white though and she's not fat, her bone structure just gives her a strange build. SJWs would demand a black Ariel who would be unable to get her hair wet
Liam Garcia
Jesus dude
Joseph Rivera
Reminder that Elle was first approached for this movie and turned it down
Kevin Rogers
Oh yeah plus she's fat.
Josiah Cooper
she could strangle that fuggn octopuss
Parker Ross
She's no longer pure user.
Matthew Clark
Tell me that this is a shop.
Charles Ramirez
Someone flat as a board is going to look completely stupid in a seashell bikini
Lincoln Morales
I imagine she'll be working out for this role, so I'm not too worried about it. Starring as a titular character in a Princess film can really make your career, we're going to see the best Chloe we've ever seen as a result
Liam Ward
it's not
Nathan Anderson
>working out that's the worst thing she could do.... she can't possibly bulk up any more, her germanic genes will turn her into the terminator mermaid
Aaron Roberts
I thought mermaids were supposed to be beautiful?
Easton Collins
Hey Chloe I liked you in that vampire movie. How long ago was that? Oh yeah and kick ass. How's that career?
Adrian Cook
Why does hollywood hate tits now?
Other than HBO graduates, are there any under 25 actresses with notable breasts?
Alexander Lee
Working out is among the best ways to lose weight, she's not going to look like Schwarz in a matter of months on a caloric deficit.
Levi Thompson
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Justin Watson
I think Chloe is a great young talent, only nineteen years of age if you can believe it given her resume, although I think the work she's given now, with the exception of the recent Neighbors 2, she's phoning it in for the most part.
Wyatt Allen
>ywn kiss Elle
Michael Baker
feels bad man
Jose Reyes
The fuck is wrong with her head? It's like a potato
Nathan Brooks
lewd
Lucas Moore
>While talking to Entertainment Tonight, Chloe Grace Moretz spilled the news that this take on the classic will be even more likely to appeal to today’s young women: >"...a modern, revisionist tale is kind of what we're going after, and making it progressive for young women in this day and age."
Camden Taylor
So no music then?
Daniel Lopez
You have 10 seconds to find a more despicable person than Whorë Shill Mudshark PROTIP: You can't
Matthew Price
Semen Demon
Caleb Young
but ariel doesn't have a face of garage door?
Matthew Garcia
her jew overlords
Samuel Campbell
I'm not getting that sentiment from her description, to me it sounds like her reasoning to become human will be a lot less based on her desire for Eric but rather maybe motivations outside of a handsome boy. Also sounds like she'll be more independent in confronting and eventually defeating Ursula, the Sea Witch.
None of the music in the Little Mermaid is really dated as far as gender roles, even Kiss the Girl doesn't result in an actual kiss IIRC
Daniel Torres
my wettest dream got wetter with chloe
Evan Thomas
Jesus christ. Cinderella was popular as fuck because it didn't include this shit, it was just a traditional fairy tale told well.
Let me guess, Ariel is going to be the leader of a rebel army and a badass warrior (despite being a sheltered princess) and there's going to be a contrived scene where she playfully fights Eric and wins.
Bentley Turner
>and there's going to be a contrived scene where she playfully fights Eric and wins. >they nearly kiss with her on top of him before being interrupted and quickly moving away from one another
Wyatt Kelly
To be fair though Hulk Moretz would easily beat ANY man in a fight
Camden Morales
can't wait to see her in those sea shells
Luke Hernandez
Who the hell thought it'd be a good idea to put mirrors there
Ryder Thomas
The French
Cameron Robinson
nigga she ain't even got a shells. That's roidgyno at best
Luis Rivera
Ariel is meant to be especially young so it doesn't really matter, her breast aren't large in the cartoon
William Stewart
>Emma Watson >beautiful HAHAHAHA
Joseph Campbell
>making it progressive How about no
Kevin Adams
One of the best young actresses of our generation.
Austin Flores
ABSOLUTE
Ryder Ross
New Zealand pls. Not even her brother wants to fuck her at this point.
Tyler Clark
>progressive Calling it now, Eric will be a black guy.
Jace Rivera
(You)
Kayden Perez
You mean Erica
Julian Lee
She's 19? but looks like she's 30
Carter Mitchell
So did they cast her before or after she developed the rugby player build? Because seriously, shes gonna look ridiculous. That said, they'll probably cgi the fuck out of her anyway, to optimize her appeal.
Lincoln Watson
Great casting decision. Now can we expect Maisie Williams for The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Hunter Nguyen
IDRIS ELBA D R I S
E L B A
Thomas Cooper
mwaaah the french have always been known for their excellence in perversion
Levi Cruz
Kek
Jose Martin
shhh
Ryder Moore
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Daniel Harris
It is not. It's a different studio. It's not based on the Disney movie, it's based on the original Hans Christian Andersen story.
Hopefully when Disney does its own inevitable re-make, they'll put more effort into the casting.
Thomas Murphy
How does one age so badly?
Zachary Sanders
>Kiss in public >Wife right in front likes it Yfw you realise there is no threesome sex tape of three shits
She just doesnt get 'good' roles. As actress she is like jennifer cancer or that got girl but chloe doesnt have any memorable role in the last... 5 years?
