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*kills the anzu*

you guys ready for this or what

First for American heroes

How do I get big booty Mexican girlfriend?

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>ywn will never have a real life Miss Piggy due to ethtical standards

Fucking government, let the scientists do it

oh hell fucking yeah
my girl is making good progress so far, not much longer before she is real nice and plump

Offer them citizenship

trans fats were a mistake

stop posting these nasty whores or i will spam my whole anime collection.

literally me

I'm not really that into real big fatties but gainers are so fucking hot

u wanna tussle niggga

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BASED MEXICO

Tax time I better get more back than I did last year

VERY nice fupa

>but Papi...why u no want me in ur country no more? Papi how have I wronged u?

ummm racist?

no, not really.

I want to open this but I'm at work Jesus please kill me soul

No, it's a win win.

user gets big booty Mexican girlfriend, and big booty Mexican girlfriend gets citizenship

just tell everyone that it is your gf
it's not lewd to people who aren't enlightened about the wonders of feet

don't you have toes to succ for new years my man

I'M DABBIN' ON 'EM
I'M DABBIN' ON EM
LET'S GO DUDES
HIT 'EM WITH THE DAB *DABS*

no regrettably
my gf is not even here (not allowed to go there yet)
just went to a friend's house for cny eve but i still got to check out some cute feet

M A D L O V E
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>gf
I think you mean bf

That is a fucking shame.

jealous ass craKKas be rewriting history stay WOKE

too bad.
just make sure to succ em good once she gets back.
it's pretty cold in Taiwan right now isn't it. no sandal weather unfortunately

Lola

yellow fever footfags fuck off

>me
>gf

that's even more suspicious

this is fucking delicious

Female feet is patrician

w2c

it does look extremely nice yes

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cold is always relative
i haven't had a "cold" day here by the standards of the place I grew up in
But I still wear the same winter jacket now that I had worn while outside in blizzards
my body now feels a little chilly at temps below 65f, but that's really not cold at all. Saw some woman walking around bundled up like she was in Antartica today, but I was sweating.

Right now it is not that cold though. I sleep with the window open every night because the bed cover is too warm (made out of thick polyester I think), and that's the only one I have right now. If it's above 70f in my room and I covered in it, I'd wake up drenched in sweat.

taco bell is as cancerous as tex mexi restaurants. but i would eat the fuck out of that.

t. chicano

yeah it's taiwan cold i mean

Can a Mexicano give me a good recipe for Taco meat

When I was a little boy one time I jacked off to my older sister's feet when she was sleeping

Outlaw the IRS

Cow tongue

1lb lean ground beef
Ol del paso taco mix
Water

Who is your favorite love live seiyuu /cum/?

i like rikyako

Really?

yes then I would agree w/ you
also raining right now in tai bae
guess I should be happy for that though cause it'll keep the loons from setting off fireworks, meaning i can get some sleep tonight

Why are they setting off fireworks

How do I live in america without being mexican

I don't talk spanish

Chink New Year
(Year of the ROOSTER)

It's a thing

We're 20% black, you'll fit right in

the older i get the more i despise the rest of canada and its inhabitants

Im skipping today
oh you are fucked. everyone here speaks surrender and bricklayer
nope

Is it any good?

But I'm not black I'm slav my family is half polish half russian

Where from

just guess, it's not very hard

i'll give you a clue, i especially despise ontario and alberta

Nunavut

The meat is very soft, but it's really difficult to cook without it getting rubbery or simply raw. I've only found 3 restaurants out of the dozens around here that can cook it properly.

eto kto

no it's a province where the official language is french and we apparently ban english or something

Fugg, I guess I won't even attempt it then

kitoris one
fucking doughnuts.

Vive le Québec Libre!!!

New Brunswick

PAN
NICE AND HOT

nah new brunswick is the only officially bilingual* province

*actually bilingual only for the sake of the majority anglo population

Fuck Toronto

>new valentine's day themed donuts at dunkin donuts
>one is a brownie batter filled chocolate icing with brownie crumbs sprinkled on
>took two home to try them out
>mine didn't have any batter in it at all but the other one did

th-thanks

i called it browntown now

>new brunswick is the only officially bilingual* province
Didn't know this desu

You should consider it if you trust your local Mexican restaurant, I'm mostly just a nitpicker when it comes to food.

she is cute

Brunswick

Brunsen = German dialect for pissing

Wick = wick of a candle

Brunswick = City of piss fueled candle


How do you like this German humor
Like if you still remember my Connecticut joke

yes, canada has this awesome, epic meme where they claim that the country is bilingual and therefore has always been some multicultural wonderland

the catch though is that it's only bilingual at the FEDERAL level

Alright, I might try it next time I go out

the following people are gay:

German humor is worse than Nigerian humor which is pretty bad.

>next time i go out
in 4 years :^')

Kek

Nah, I vote during the midterms too

I hate this meme

How do I get into guns?

meant to write "call" here, i don't know why i keep making more and more typos every day

vidya and autism

cute nabe senpai

Move to a country that isn't gommie

I needed 1 (one) date to kiss her

AMA

...

buy a gun

part one: stop jerking off
part two: get in a fist fight
part three: fist fight your dad
part four: fist fight your dad
part five: OxyContin 80s in your room for a month

kek so that colleague said he can get a letter from his headshrink so that when he quits the job he will get unemployment benefits right away without a blocking period because he had to quit due to medical reasons
this bitch is not made for this world. his job is like 0.0% stress or effort and he can't deal with it. pathetic whino.
now he is asking around places if they offer a full time job working with refugees lmao
he is also wearing kurdish traditional scarves all the time and literally spends every single free minute in the shared apartment of those rapefugees now. wants to gift them his playstation 3 after they already got a 60inch for free so they can play some FIFA.
and also he went to a concert of some refugee pianist lately and after every song the guy had to stop and hold his arm in pain because there was still a grenade shrapnel in it...man that touched him so much.

>wypipo

Thanks

liberalism was a mistake

is there a second part

do you pull these out of your ass?
you

these resident evil movies are so bad