>mfw Americans microwave water
Mfw Americans microwave water
Caleb Morales
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Noah Myers
>Americans store soap in their fridges
Easton Rivera
>mfw americans keep their bread in fridge
Christopher Cox
I do this sometimes. But I don't eat much bread anyway.
Ayden Miller
It encourages the bread to stale instead of mold, which allows it to keep longer. That way you can stretch a single loaf through an entire week.
Aaron Sullivan
>mfw you get annexed
Sebastian Hall
>Americans microwave stuff so they can storage it in the fridge
Jaxson Scott
>mfw americans keep dead bodies in their fridges
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David Brooks
i actually keep it in the freezer and use the toaster to thaw it
Asher Powell
>Americans microwave their guns
Hudson White
Use the leftover bread for homemade beer. Problem solved.
John Adams
mmm, kvass
Henry Gomez
>tfw made microwave rice last week
felt like a true american patriot
David Campbell
I've never known anyone my entire life who microwaves water
Nathan Williams
What else would you do? Heat it on the stovetop like a peasant?
Keeps longer that way
Jonathan Flores
I guess you're not american
Cooper Martinez
An old Asian lady invited me to her home, put Lipton tea bags in cups with cold water, and then put the cups in the microwave.
Owen Green
>Mfw Americans sleep with their shoes on
Gabriel Smith
Checkmate, atheists.
Matthew Thomas
>american floors are made out of carpet
Sebastian Wright
Always gotta be ready to go. It's part of the modern, fast-paced, on-the-go American lifestyle.
Matthew Miller
>An old Asian lady invited me to her home
Hmm...
Brayden Lopez
Nobody does this
Only poor people do this
Elijah Powell
>Americans have to pay $150 to turn their water off
Jose Ward
>90% of all Americans has never seen a $1 coin
Sebastian Jenkins
I do it too. What's the problem?
Henry James
>mfw american
>mfw the clappening everywhere i go
Blake Foster
wtf?
Can you not just turn off the main tap?
Kayden Thompson
>Americans wash themselves with a catcher's mitt
Ryan Myers
>talk to an American for the first time
>he shouts while he talks
Is this normal?
Mason Edwards
>Ukrainians keep their eastern oblasts in Anti-Terrorist Operation Zone
Brayden Perez
>bantering an american
>he stares at your flag for 10 minutes
>comes out with a half assed pasive agresive post based on the flag he saw
Nicholas Fisher
After watching American tv through multiple streams, all of their presenters do this weird shout talking thing. It was really annoying.