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GAS
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lads

GAS
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AUSSIES

watashi wa japanese

legalise freedom

plymouth is actually an alright place

Did somebody say something about a gassing?

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Brave

hmnmmmmmmmmnmmmmmm no replies to this
VERY interesting

How does it feel to know that Brexshit will never, EVER happen?

Holy shit Red Skull

stop posting this. its just weird and sad.

How edgy are you?

desu ne

Thank god for prenatal screening and abortions

boku wa american

>i think you are mistaken, for i am not in fact a paki. i hail from the proud region known as "algeria"

Do these taste nice? Saw them in the shop and they were pretty cheap

I know you're pissing about but it amuses me when people say stuff like that, all the things they said wouldn't happen, have.

XXDDDDDDDDD

*posts doxxable info to satisfy angry anonymous american*

nah he could vocaroo already like I said

My hand still slightly smells of poo.

Algerians are actually technically Asians, shouldn't call them Algerians lad

I can vocaroo a mean Japanese accent

===> HELP US OUT BRITS /DEUTSCH/ IS DYING WE NEED MORE CONTRIBUTORS

Someone PLEASE make his head into a red wojak head

About to partake in an interactive viewing of "Pornstar does yoga before bouncing her big ass on cock" featuring Mia Malkova

Shan't

have noticed a couple of girls on the street making eye contact with me for a bit longer than before since I started lifting, some of them do a half smile as well

at what point does a girl's staring mean she likes you? what do you even do about it? do you just talk to them there on the street if they make prolonged eye contact with you?

bit too autistic for all this lads

I'm not a virgin btw I've had 2 long term relationships (1+ year each) and slept with 10 (ten) different women

I'm japanese so I'd be able to tell pretty easily desu.

ah yes the only proof he can supply is doxxable info
fucking idiot

i'm about to find out

seems fine

What's this then?

>Mia Malkova
Ah yes "Generic blonde pornstar #93948393"
How riveting

>help us out

shan't be helping out harry hun 2bh

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Why don't you post proof you're a yank then?

dunno mate
the only time I've known a girl likes me is when the told me that she really likes me when I was in her bed and we had just had sex

Give me a text in romaji I'll try my best

BECAUSE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES ME

AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i will never be as cool as sam hyde

shut the fuck up

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do not ask for advice you fucking normalcunt

lads
Sup Forums needs help dubbing a scene from Cat in the Hat

why would I do that? I don't claim to be a yank

You know realize that if you just copy and text the hyperlink from the URL, Sup Forums will automatically format it so you can cross-board post

the point is, me neither

>when you spend 1500 hours on a video game and still lose to 12 year olds using a cheaper character

Has the nip ever done that? not like anyone cares anyway mate it's anonymous.

Make me

Are you japanese?

well no
are you american?

Who here only ever been with girls they met through online means and have no clue how to do it irl?

uses fucked up english in order to give the impression that he is japanese, it is pretty obvious

Just bought a vape lads. Its one of those ones were you suck the smoke straight into your lungs as opposed to smoking it like a fag. Rather happy with it desu

do any of you at what point a building is high enough so someone jumping from it would have 100% chance of death? how many stories?

Yank on vacation in Ireland here. My Dad is soooo embarrassing.

He kissed the fucking ground when we landed.

>Mother Eire, your sons have returned

Insisted on asking everyone and their mother their "lineage".

Tried speaking Gaelic EVERY SINGLE CHANCE he got.

Got tossed from a pub for praising the IRA.

Ruined my attempt at flirting with a qt by clapping me on the back and telling her I shit you not.

>"Looks like my lad is about to get REAL Irish luck".

Rambled about Protestant scum (we're fucking Lutherans).

Walked with a cane.

Greeted passerby with "TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE"

I wanted to die. I'm never going on a trip with him again.

Don't give a fuck even if he's a nigger desu.

Business idea: second potato famine

great idea

you're completely fine with namefag cunts with fucked up english posting here for le epic (you)s?

there isn't an answer to this

holy fucking shit
you think only Japanese uses fucked up english

that actually proved youre american tho

I would not do it from anything but a skyscraper or bridge

Taking a fat heaping shit lads

Did I say that? are you yanks even capable of reading?

We are more Irish than the Irish themselves

The gf was on fleek last night

we have a higher literacy rate than the english

what are you then? (you won't reply to this so I don't know why I'm asking)
why don't you give a fuck if you aren't fine with him being here?

t. BOHSTAWN

overcooked my pizzaburgers a bit

I hope it flushes away safely.

>skyscraper
bit hard to do enter a skyscraper and go on the roof. and I don't know any skyscrapers that don't have a security guy in front and who only let access for employees

do you think 5th story is ok

Shall be telling Doctor Oetker. He shan't be very happy with you, yes not very happy at all.

Don't worry, us Scots and Irish are used to Yanks making utter fucking morons of themselves.

get the fuck out hans

piss off pierre

>tfw got a quiz in 2 hours and not ready for it at all because I spend the entire week finishing a fuckload of assignments
Man I just wanna drop this college shit and just go anywhere else than this shithole.

You can survive 5 stories

I'm telling you don't do it from one of those Haussmann buildings

Use rope if you can't do it from a healthy distance

i know terminal velocity 100% results in death so answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=124248

You live in Canada, can't you just fuck off to the wilderness?

Rasheed spotted

Only abnormies and rasheeds hate yanks. Made loads of normie friends when I studied at Trinity college, none of them were autistic enough to hate me for being american

I said I don't give a fuck if he's actually Japanese or not you thick cunt. If it bothers you so much stop fucking replying to him like most of us do with the rest of the namefags and tripfags.

5 story drop with a 4 story rope ought to do it

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my wiener is SUPER fricken hard and it WON'T go down what the heck am i menna do with it you guys?!?!?!

i am japanese

Oi, ye ol' chums! Get ta arses back in thee cottage, or youse gonna catch thine plague!

Far better at curbing the cravings than those little pens. What watts and ohms are you running lad

Lol'd at this post

>What watts and ohms are you running lad

that's my entire fucking point you illiterate fucking pom

Where did I ever say anything hating Yanks? It's actually kind of endearing how genuine, enthusiastic, and ridiculous you lads can be.

Not to mention tourism's good business.

germans know nothing about pizza

First time I've been hatposted

Doesn't feel good at all

>google answers
WEW