ITT Sports that should and shouldn't be in the Olympics:

ITT Sports that should and shouldn't be in the Olympics:

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>pic unrelated, it's not an sport

>You will never represent your country on the highest level

;_;

You're right, it's more than a sport.

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Bmx should not be in the Olympics. I think it's time some kind of mma competition was added.

>mma
So they would cancel that event before it starts b/c no athletes would pass the piss test.

Dabbing / rythmic dab

I don't understand why table tennis AKA chingchong pingpong is "olympic sport" worthy.

shit with horses

I HATE cyclists. all of them. cycling should be made illegal. and also removed from the olympic.

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The only problem with the horse events is the horses don't get their own medals. fuck off with those events until they do

who invented that Keirin shit?

Did you lost your money at Keirin, Matsumoto Takahashi-san? Should have went to Pachinko's.

/o/ please

reminder that olympics used to have art competitions pre 50s

me as a skater hate the fact skate is now an olympic sport.

>dressage is in the olympics
>actual horse racing isn't
I know there's already an established schedule but still.

competitive eating

Parkour will be added in 10-20 years.
No reason it shouldn't. Olympics are filled with far more niche sports which require far less athleticism. It also doesn't have that edgy anarchist skateboarding culture.
Would also be entertaining to watch.

e-sports, next Olympics are in Japan.

ayy lmao

Way better than womens football...

Korfball

With the Dutch dominance, i'd rather they didn't hand you free medals every 4 years.

Handball

literally just a shitty version of basketball that no one watches

it should be removed already

All of them
The olympics are dumb

me in the middle btw

this

>not locking your athletes in a plastic box
>not keeping the homo-eroticism under quarantine
>not doing this for other sports
>Ref punch, I'm looking at you

They need to keep all athletes under a plastic dome so the elites do not risk air contamination as they look down upon their eventing

Make this an Olympic event for the lulz

This is the worse fucking sport I've ever ever played in school.

Holy shit how can a sport be even worse than apehoop? It's fucking ridiculous.

pedal cars

where it's similar to rowing 1-2-4-8 player teams

and

an event that makes the decathlon even longer

I unironically believe Ping Pong is the perfect Sport. Mindgames, technique and atheltic ability plus precision. It's all there. Name one sport where you have to have all these things.
You probably never played it properly.

Tennis >>>>> table tennis in all those aspects you mentioned.

NASCAR has all of those things and more.

>Skateboarding made it to the Olympics before this

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Why?

KEK
americans everybody

It's not as perfectly mixed, physical ability will always dominate. Also, technqiue is not even close to sophisticated as ping pong.

fencing.

Come on now Italy, don't embarrass yourself any further

They should add strongman events into the field disciplines. I'd love to see a field pentathlon with discus, shotput, log press (for reps), Husafell stone and Atlas stones

Snooker desu

> OUT
Archery
Boxing (literal aids)
Boreball (aka povertyball aka soccer)
Equestrian
Golf
Shooting

> IN
Strongman
Karate
Futsal
Footvolley
Ultramarathon across all the city and the main points


Prove me wrong, you LITERALLY cant

i agree

these weightlifters say they're strong, but how many of them have toted a giant metal representation of the african continent?

also there should be timber sports

aka what is crossfit masters

Fuck that. Why do you want the sport neutered?

it requires all the things you listed.

mma would be sweet

I would actually be in favor of some strongman events. At least get some keg toss in there. If you are going to have shotput and heavy frisbee, and stick throw. Imagine, Ser Gregor Clegane, The Mountain, Olympic Gold Medalist!

Minigolf

Far lighter. I envisage quite a heavy comp. We could make it a Heptathlon and add a max tyre deadlift (like the old Arnolds setup) and a truck pull.

>> OUT

>Boxing (literal aids)
>Boreball (aka povertyball aka soccer)

>> IN

>Karate
>Futsal

It would fuck the Chinese up as well. Their turbo manlets would be fucked if they had to do an event that requires real size like the Husafell stone or truck pull.

Tug of war.

#BringbackChess
#Chess2020

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BULLETBALL

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This looks intense as fuck.

Good one t.bh, nice tv sport

make an olympics group that is 100% roid users

make an olympics group where athletes need to get shit faced before events

more of a sport than the literal pissing contests like 80% of events

if your performance doesn't affect the performance of your opponent, it isn't a fucking sport

Professional wrestling with Murica scripted to win

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Honestly, any sport that's in the Highland games deserves to be IN

>technqiue is not even close to sophisticated as ping pong

I play both tennis and table tennis weekly and you're talking complete bullshit.

British guy is the heel, again.

>implying finland has enough people talking to each other for you to manage to play Tennis AND table tennis each weak
Who would take that bait?

Dont ruin his narrative

Ketamine olympics when?
110m wonky hurdles would be hilarious

tennis is just about who can serve the hardest. I've never played tennis but I'm pretty sure

t. knower

ping pong is FAR more about skill

Fuck no, the Highland games are fucking stupid.

Are you saying we should we have pic related too? Possibly the dumbest athletic contest on the face of the earth.

Karate is coming to Tokyo 2020

my point

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my point

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shouldn't: all sports with judgment as the primery criteria
little more than artistic demonstration
>gymnastics (both types)
>bmx
>diving
>deathwalk is included in this
>skateboarding
>surfing
>synchro swimming
>trampoline

should: none of these are great
>racquetball/squash
>cricket (maybe poo in the loo can finally win something)
>normal rugby
>futsal or beach soccer (soccer is most popular sport in world, need more than 2 trophies)

As dumb as it sounds, pro wrestling could be pretty fucking great if you acknowledged it as an athletic performance and judged it like gymnastics. Teams of 4-6 from each participating nation with 1 or 2 coaches/agents to help plan out matches, but the question would be how you would consolidate the various styles of pro wrestling into something that could be properly judged.

a sport to see who is most autistic

you all just qualified for it btw, congrats
cya in 2020

remove anything with horses, are horses athletes?
remove anything related to sail, is the wind an athlete?
remove 90% of the swimming categories

there i fixed the Olympics

pole dancing should be added in to be honest family

my point

Keep oppressing the Scots, you limey fuckwit.

JOUSTING!

And remove "Dressage"

you can't even spin the ball in tennis

> OUT
>Archery

Stopped reading there

Japan and Mexico would blow us the fuck out.

it won't as long as it's associated with striptease, so probably never

>Cestoball
>Korfball
>Netball

Are the same sports. Agreed

Ok, I will. Thanks for your support Jamal.

Swingball

ping pong is already in lad

Well, considering that Vince McMahon would probably get super-butthurt about not being able to hand-pick people from his company to represent the American team and therefore ban all WWE wrestlers from participating, the US would theoretically be able to pick all the crazy flippy guys on the independent/minor league scene. I imagine a guy like Ricochet would be a pretty good representative.

Are you being serious? Using heavy top spin is the norm in modern tennis. Pro players usually hit with top spin between 2000-4000 rounds per minute.

Please be trolling.

Urban legend is men and women shower together in this sport

Don't know if it's true because i never met someone who plays it

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