DOCTOR WHO GENERAL /who/

ORGANIC SEX CHOCOLATE EDITION

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Here comes the Chocolate Doctor!

Reminder that Cats has severe autism and is getting far too obsessed with phucking chocolate.

Do you think he has bought any?

what's your favourite choco /who/?

it's just that you rarely find meme opportunities as good as this

>implying

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cherry ripe, bounty, time out, twix, peppermint crisp, caramello koala, freddo frog, all white chocolate (im a white chocolate supremacist)

>4
>bessie

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GET OUT OF THAT TARDIS AND FACE ME BOY

louie?
youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs

ahh yes, this one. are there more videos like this? it's sad and cringey at the same time

It's Toby from The Impossible Planet.

/r9k/ in general

>tfw you have nothing more to say or contribute to /who/ anymore
Is it what happens right before people start shitposting? Or should I just leave?

shit, it actually is him

hop on the organic sex chocolate train, buddy

Would The Husbands of River Song have been a great final episode for Moffat?

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Stop

this sex chocolate is making me progressively less horny

>Charlie Brooker is writing episode 8. It is set in a dystopia where everyone takes narcotics to feel 'alive'

So it's set in Scotland?

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can someone make a page for organic sex chocolate on the wiki? I don't have time to start one ATM but I'll contribute to it if someone else does.

Here are all the images:
doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Organic_Sex_Chocolate

It would have been an okay final episode, and more dignified than RTD's at least, but he can do better.

facebook com/JohnBarrowmanOfficial/videos/vb.608544929155933/1195827717094315/?type=2&theater

John Barrowman drag Darth Vader

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woof
>making that landing with heels

ruuuuuuuusty, ruuuuuuuusty
why does the TARDIS smell so musty
ruuuuuuuusty, ruuuuuuuusty
why is the slitheen costume crusty

my song for russell t davies

caaaatsss caaaatssss
why are you such a twaaaatttt
caaaattssss caaaaatssss
you'll have to do better than that

He's no Neil Gaiman, your chocolate is probably safe.
cadbury fruit and nut.
It's cyclical.

Fuck off user, I don't need your serenade
I'll roast you till you die at 100 centigrade
Whatever you say, I'll never be afraid
Shitposting is my life, you can never dissuade
Cos I'm the best

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VS. DOCTOR WHO!!!
BEGIN!

(Seeeee-gaa!) It's Sonic here and you can screw your screwdriver!

Bite my dust while you rust, I'm the fastest thing alive

I'll be eating hot dogs while you're stuck in the Vortex

The Blue Blur will always get there faster than your TARDIS

A hedgehog with hairstyle needs no re-Generations

Even time-travel can't beat me in a race, I'm a sensation!

Better Colors than your rainbow coat and by the way

You're a Mighty douche bag, the last fag from Gallifrey

Collect rings till I win, score of outstanding songs

Lock you back in the Zero Room that's where this Doc belongs!

Battling me's a Big mistake, there's no Shadow of a doubt

I'm an Unleashed hog that beats you at the speed of sound!

For Rassilon's sake, your rap is worse than your cartoons!

I'd rather face Scaroth, Daleks and the Judoons

I'm the Doctor, the definite article, and I kill it

I'm a Lord, the only ring I ever needed is my signet!

I'll win before you Blink and then you'll weep like the Angels

Taste my Fury from the Deep, watch me run to save the damsels

Twice as many hearts as your Heroes, ain't that nice?

With rhymes that freeze you all way back to Ice Paradise!

I rock scarves and bowties, I'm too cool for your Schoolhouse

It's the Oncoming Storm versus Mr. Needlemouse!

Now Listen to me, you can run but can't Hide

When I die, I need no bitch to kiss me back into life!

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I fly higher than Tails while I control the Chaos

You're a clown and a dandy and synonymous with fail

I'm the one Rose chases, you're still stuck with Cameca

Fifty years, but it takes a Moment for me to break ya

Gimme the seven Emeralds meet your Ultimate Foe

I run faster, I'm your Master, I can suppress your flow

Up and down and all-around and anywhere you go

Super Sonic puts an end to cosmic hobo's rap

Cut your hand off, leave you deader than a dodo, chap

Let me slow down a beat: do you need a Downtime?

You can try but I know you never crossed the finish line!

Like you, I fought beings that threatened all of time and space

But I never went as far as to destroy my own race!

I'll reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

Then chop you down with my Venusian aikido

Fix my TARDIS so I can show new worlds to Jo

Granted, I did destroy Gallifrey but I went back and saved it, ho!

I can blast the Sonic Team, hear my electronic theme

Don't need UNIT's assurance that the Doctor's gonna win

I'm a Deadly Assassin and you got no Great Intelligence

You annoy me like an Omochao with rhymes so Graceless

You're still on Green Hill, about to head to the Valleyard

Leave the rapping to Knuckles, Sonic, cause you are a failure!

I'm the Spearhead from Space, you're Kinda lame, that's obvious

Another thing I'm sure is that you're not the brain of Mobius

Yeah I roll down Green Hill, while you're facing Green Death

How about I tell the CIA about your TARDIS theft?

I beat Merlin's granddaughter, haunt your dreams like the Mara

Make you die, this time for real like Katarina and Sara!

DELETE THESE

I've had enough from a funky spiky shrew wearing gloves!

Your Silence must fall so I won't hear more of this stuff!

Come along, Susan; let's move away from this blue clown

The only thing that he actually does fast is drown

This thread is more cringy than the cbbc message board.

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!!!

I know who lost. All of us.

I know what you mean, I can't even read most of it. I know this is Sup Forums and all but that level of autism is just painful.

You win the Autistic Hero award

Reminder Moffat turned The Doctor's big return to Gallifrey into an hour about how qt Clala is.

reminder that you're autistic if you hate hell bent because you wanted something different

It's not even new, I guess some autist just posts it whenever he randomly wants to ship up /who/.

*shit up

Is that Miss Hawthorne from The Daemons?

late to the battle but:

Now listen motherfuckers cause John Wiles is here:

The closest thing Who's ever had to Shakespeare.

If you want dignity, you should go sixth gear

on your five-speed, reverse your hearse

(because you see, I killed you with my verse)

Ain't no insurance gonna reimburse

for the damages I've caused to your mind and man-purse.

You're non-canon, like something from Obverse.

Please go home and cry to your wet nurse -

Never come back, you made /who/ worse.

SHITPOSTER BTFO

Fucking hell, what is going on.
This rap shit is more annoying than Alpha Centauri
who I actually quite like

>tfw paintanon still hasn't finished the fady picture

dw i was just shutting up the rap shitposter

reminder that organic sex chocolate

reminder that you need to fuck off with your shitty forced memes

organic sex chocolate has some pretty good meme potential

Should we ask colin about it? How recent is it?

How long do you think he's been using it?

ian-fraser.format.com/2527500-1#1
not very, this says 2010 in the exif

>organic sex chocolate has some pretty good meme potential

yeah, ill stop forcing it so much, i don't want it to go to waste as a forced meme when it could be clala-tier, or even fuck offerino tier

Fuck off even if you weren't late you're not funny

it's interesting that the cats-hate posts come in bursts

almost as if it's just one user who always tells me to fuck off :)

ayup disgusting shitstain pirates of /who/
i've uploaded all the target novelisation audiobooks that've come out this year
audiobookbay.me/audio-books/doctor-who-novelisations-k9-and-company-doctor-who-and-the-state-of-decay-the-space-museum-death-and-the-daleks-the-invasion-the-kings-demons-terence-dudley-terrance-dicks-glyn-jones-ian/

What's the status on the highly anticipated k9 film? I'm bursting with excitement and hype for it as I write this.

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cats is such a fucking mongoloid

It'll be goater than goat

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I'll probably watch it, though I've not seen any of the Australian K9 stuff and probably won't know what's going on - when is it, again? 2017?

20 million and 17 mate

looks GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=DYqHo6oPZqk

>being this dense
That's not the same movie you fucking moron.

o no. silly me lol.

>pretending it was bait
You fucked up, best to just move on m8 before you embarrass yourself.

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Get up off your arse and stop shitposting /who/

Is that Mark Gatiss?

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What was the director thinking with this shot in The Monster of Peladon?

'no'

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This fandom is fucking strange

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wow, barrowman sure is getting old

Do people think this show is a diversity side show or what? I've just seen "RTD's era was better because it had diverse characters". Since when do we value diversity over story to qualify a TV show "good"?

I phucking love you user, I was looking for these

>I've just seen "RTD's era was better because it had diverse characters".
Can we have some context?
Where did you see it? Your feverish dreams? Graffiti'd on the side of a cow? Screeched into the night?

Twitter. They were talking about Martha and the broad diversity. They even said "Peter's Doctor under RTD's show running would have been lit".

If you're being charitable you could interpret them to mean that sometimes diverse characters make for better stories. e.g. Capt. Jack being a raging faggot is part of what makes him endearing and Martha having to deal with the racism of 1913 added yet another layer to Human Nature/The Family of Blood.

That person is dumb then. Kindly ignore them.
It's all well and good that RTD actually had a black companion and her family for a whole series (even if she sucked and no-one cares about her) and I'm pleased Moffat is finally branching out as well. But it's hardly the only factor in making a television show worthwhile.
You can't reason with RTDfags

But they're obviously not talking about this. They don't care about that. They're just happy when they see a gay or lesbian or black person.

Can RTD Who even be considered as proper Doctor Who? It's so fucking different from the classics.

twitter.com/OldRoberts953/status/739449212719538177

KEK

yeah and An Unearthly Child or The Gunfighters is exactly like The Happiness Patrol and Genesis of the Daleks isn't it??

tell me if there's anything else remotely vaguely doctor who-related on audible you want and i can get it