What am I in for?

...

a fun time 7/10 schlock

Good time despite subpar CGI

Fun shit basically.

Garo: hidden origin

>that reveal where it's not even Earth, everything is happening on a giant flat piece of land floating in space and the "sun" is being dragged behind Ra's boat thing on a fucking giant chain

so were they supposed to be aliens or post-humans or what

Just downloaded that desu. We'll see.

Egyptian mythology

Holy shit it never even clicked

This looked like clash of the titans: egypt edition

WE

A fun time. But not a serious one

Fun.

I almost spat out my drink when they just straight up fly to space to dock with the SS Ra

They're super humans aka aliums.

>so were they supposed to be aliens or post-humans or what
>film is literally called GODS OF EGYPT

Its okay, l wouldn't say l was ever bored watching it

l'd rate it about as highly as most capeshit desu

It's absolute shit.

But Ancient Egypt wasn't a magic floating space island thing and there's nothing in Egyptian mythology to suggest they believed that

It's fantasy with Egyptian mythology influence.
It doesn't set out to be a 1:1 representation.
Can't believe I have to explain this shit.

Kinographic art

But they believed the earth was flat

> this shit
> the Egypt scene in X-Men

We need a new Stargate very badly.

Critics will never understand

Amusing and charming but too long by at least half an hour