Why is France so butthurt?

Why is France so butthurt?

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>France
>Some random guy

>antoine
>not the most french name ever

>stylised L
>used as a C

because we are shit at everything

>ex french rider and ex coach
>random guy

>@festinaboy

Into the trash it goes

What a dumbass. It even comes from a french word too.

He is literally some random guy though.

you exposed yourself how you bribe the officials last night by cancelling a disqualification, only god knows what you're allowed to do by the officials

Little hypocritical for an EU nation to accuse anybody else of not playing by the rules.

don't confuse shit politics with sports senpai

lel his whole tweet feed is so much butthurt holy shit

ROTW BTFO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I met some nice French lads over here working last year, seemed a decent bunch

>that unnatural racing line from the Korean
>not turning around a bend

He was honestly asking for it

France has a long history about crying over everything

That's no excusing for losing the race, Koreans should be very disappointed with themselves

>America dominates the swimming
>Literally no one questions it

>Britian win a few medals in cycling
>Central europe goes on a cheating rant; not training for 3 years, magic wheels, too much funding, '''''secret'''' projects

Fucking hell

The French are pathetic we embarrassed them at Waterloo and they have just waved the white flag since

>His passport shows french sentences on it

Enough said

It's because your country is public enemy number one over there for not taking it in the ass brah.

Haven't seen american swimmers breaching rules leading to disqualification and ending up not being disqualified desu.

We write French when we want to sound stuck up. You write English when you want to use the internet.

Actually we write in English so the worst idiots can understand easily

>he says in English

english is a french invention desu

he actually did it the absolute madman

Eurocucks dare not question their burger overlords

>He types in English
Loving every laugh.

This is beautiful

powerful Anglos victorious again

Wow you guys are so kind and generous. I'm literally laughing in gratitude.

>I changed the filename so it isn't samefaggotry!
lol.

>Enough said
I can't quite understand what language this is, it certainly isn't french

you literally are USA's little dog and blindly follow them in everything they do

Please may I have a version of this with the UK doing the spanking?

I need it for Brexit-related reasons.

laughing is a french invention desu

you're welcome

>frog butthurt that all his colonies are shitholes

Yet their swimmers are breaking WRs every olympics and its jsut lol typical america

>Get bullied by Brazilian crowds
>Get bullied by GB cyclists

>The City of France

but you lost more that you won in this case.

You wouldn't even exist as a nation now without the the UK and US fighting a war for you.

We're literally the only country that doesn't need America's hands around us to maintain our sovereignity

Not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed by the amount of butthurt French athletes have been showing these Olympics. Especially in cycling, where britbongs have always been the kings anyways. We're are a pretty good sporting nation and the salt makes us look bad.

yours broke a WR too ;)

>pretending the EU is good
Then why are you the one butthurt about us leaving?

you mad friend? you are acting like a Wojak

France have been doing this for centuries.

>why is their empire better than ours? cheating!
>how did they btfo napoleon? cheating!
>how did they pioneer the modern world with the industrial revolution? cheating!
>how did they beat us at cycling...

It's a natural reaction when presented with someone or something better.

they could just prevent "your" trident missiles from being launched lmao

We Sup Forums now

>he speaks a french bastardized language as a mother language
>This language is litteraly american
>French baybe

France will always be superior to the brits.
-we. Have. More. Nukes.


End. We have the biggest.

I'm not, I'm just laughing at how your screwed yourselves over about it. Cameron did a great job, you had a big edge due to his work with the EU, you had all the advantages and none of the disadvantages.

Cameron got laughed out of Brussels, then torn to shreds by the media like the little cuckservative he is.

Everybody know they're chetaing, even the aussies and the germans said it. they only really show up in the olympics not in the world cups. Also kenny not being disqualified is a huge indication at how they are free to do anything regarding rules in track cycling at the olympics. Just need to give their bikes to the other teams to study them and they'll stop getting medals at track cycling

>looking back
>seeing a chink
>turning left
>accidental

>you had all the advantages and none of the disadvantages

I don't know about France, but complete free movement is considered a disadvantage by most people in the UK.

>Brits and Frogs at each other's throat

All is right in the world.

lmao, this was about cycling but as always your can't help it you have to expose your butthurt at us.

>the supposed Sup Forumsortsboard

God this board gets shittier every year.

Can someone explain what happened and why are the french so mad?

because they're idiots, free movement for EU citizens. You'll just end up having less european immigration but more non european immigration.

nice source brah

France used to be good at cycling. Not any more.

Britain used to be bad at cycling. Not any more.

Spaghetti fucker got rammed and a Korean lad died.
French are just being salty as per usual because they can't accept our superiority

England used to be shit at football. Nothing changed.

A british cyclist breached a rule that leads to a direct disqualification(not the guy ramming into the korean, it is just a track incident). And he wasn't disqualified, it just showed how overly protected the brits are in track cycling and how they can do anything they want, Including cheating and that would explain why they dominate the olympics in cycling but not the world championships in cycling.

Even the australians and the germans "whined"

>bribetish

They still haven't gotten over Napoleon the pinprick midget.

And not being allowed to join the five eyes intelligence superclub.

Oh please. Every board with flags is just for shitposting.

Yeah those 3 million new 'EU citizens' merkel just invited.

>Get to make our own quotas of immigrants and not follow Merkels wild ride
>Wanting EU immigrants when most are from third world eastern europe or polish fucking up the trade industry

The free movement from Britian to the EU will only affect a small number of people of which whom will most likely be skilled enough to pass immigration

Please, you don't even have a real space program.
You seriously cannot think that your country could be more relevant than France.

>be French
>got to watch the tour
>Britainwinslol
>goes to watch football
>all the players are niggers
>goes to church
>Muslim beheads you

AHAHAHAHAHA

>Superpower by 2020!

This is the 2016 world championships. It's called peaking for the olympics.

>shitter every year

Literally post-janitor newfag detected. If you was here in 2012 and earlier you would know the meaning of Sup Forums's sports bar culture and certainly wouldn't think this was the pinnacle of the board's off-topicness.

What rule was that?

France is a superpower since its own rooting name. England was a mud shithole waiting the continental enhancement, the french one actually, in order to exist a little bit.

Let it be clear :

France > Germany > England and the uk

>France is a superpower

stopped reading there kek

You mean the one the german also should have been DQd for?

>France anything but Germanys little bitchboy

>with flags

For you.

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This is Indian-tier level of butthurt

>spend a lot of money to get to the moon so you can watch from above as British influence changes the face of Europe once again

France are a bunch of surrender monkeys who run away when things get a little tough. Not super power material.

Neither of us are superpowers kek, what century do you think this is?

CE THREAD = PUR CANCER

DELET ÇA

>gfp

kek

They didn't disqualify him because it would have been so pathetic to do it after they didn't disqualify keeny for the same thing

the english are indeed a traumatised bunch.

Why is the UK so butthurt about swimming?

The shitposting is strong, there. I hope you all have fun.

Nice damage control, consanguineous island monkey

You did in the two ww, actually.

"""""""Strategical retreat""""""""

British tier argument.


As usual, brits are just a bunch of pricks memeing the shit out of the reality, spiting on the french in their tabloïds and """"cinéma"""" (french invention) while the average french doesn't give a fuck, because he knows at the end the fucking british will end his vacations in France, secretly praying for his french reincarnation.

>muh too many events and too easy for one guy to dominate
there is no valid reason beyond that (dubious) claim.

>British cinema

>first shitposting thread that isn't everyone against USA

Neat

It's too easy for "one guy" to dominate because this "guy" is fucking Phelps.

It's like saying we should remove the 200m and the 4x100m because it makes too many medals for one guy.

>it's a thread against France

Totally new flavor :DDDD

for more awesome innovation

gfp is a joke you retard

neither france or UK are a superpower, but the UK is above france