TOP GEAR LIVE THREAD

Trainwreck number 2 live on BBC2 now

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/trainwreck/ incoming

Looking forward to the desperation fromthe racist haters as they realise the new show blows the old one out of the water

STREAM LINK NAO pls

Get ready for some more FACTS lads.

>I get.. even more shouty!

I wonder if the video editors were cringing while putting this season together

Chris Evans is a twat FACT

>more shouty
FUCK

oh fucking god
i cant handle this cringe

>lets watch something and give it ratings

give us an illegal stream

chris evans is dead thank fuck

neck yourself shill

the best parts of old top gear are the Africa specials when Clarkson interacts with the natives

>This old Le Mans footage

muh dick

I AM SHOUTING WHILST IN A FAST CAR

DO YOU LOVE ME YET BRITAIN

that was the best evans segment yet

im actually watching anime instead but HAS HE SHOUTED YET LEL

might report this to ofcom and say im in hospital and find it offensive that he mocks people in hospital beds

I bet you unironically vote for labour and have a refugees welcome sticker on your bedroom window.

stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream

have fun with the popups

>Try to watch official bbc2 livestream
>"You need a TV license to watch online TV as well"
>mfw

>chris-evans-top-gear-main[1].jpg

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

CAPN AMERICA LOOKS LIKE SHIT

LOOK I AM SHOUTING

JUST LIKE OLD TOP GEAR

THERE IS A LOT OF SHOUTING GOING ON

i capped this last week in case someone wanted to give chris a new haircut

he literally blew a load in his pants

NOT WORKING REEEEEEE

Did you see that ludicrous display a few seconds ago?

I feel that he is actually ironically shouting

if thats the case its pretty based desu

this isint too bad for a power test

fite me

inb4 the anti-JUST autist shows up

>the contrary faggots have arrived

>FACT

JUST hair would be an improvement to be honest, just a FACT though.

>Lime Green McLaren

Fucking hideous.

it's hard to screw these segments up as long as the cinematography is good and they throw in some interesting facts

If you're looking for a stream, here you go:
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream

fuck off faggots who are telling people to just google it, it doesn't work and it won't help you find a decent stream.

fucking Jenson Button

JENSON

Why is he trying to imitate clarkson's vocal affectations? Do you think he was coerced?

First ep was not funny. I'm done.

They already did a feature on the McClaren, FACT

unoriginal cunt

>yes we can

I wonder if they get Obama on in the near future.

STOP CALLING IT HAMMERHEAD

do you think Clarkson, Hammond and May are watching?

Wow Evans can't drive for shit.

>He is both a bully and a charmer. The bullying extended to his friends - on Channel Four’s TFI Friday, Radio 1 and Virgin he carted around a posse of sycophantic cronies who dared not answer back, even when he publicly humiliated one employee for fiddling 10 on his expenses, reduced low-paid researchers to tears for failing to live up to his demanding workload, and made long-time zoo member Holly Samos admit she had once slept with him

it does, you need to do shit like closing the popup while having the re-direct open in another tab

I just want to hear Clarkson say

>In the werld

One more time lads

LeBlanc is actually pretty cool, Evans just needs to fuck off and get out of there

It does. I'm using it now.

Make sure you click on the close box, otherwise it's just a black screen.

You dumb mother fuckers. If you keep watching it they'll think we like it and keep making more.

>Top Gear: 'Unimpressed' audience members walk out of first episode before filming finishes

>Matt LeBlanc and Evans allegedly had to redo many of their lines

Why was it called hammerhead in the first place?

jenson fucking button

I wanna see him drinking gin or beer when he is driving like he did in the North Pole special

you won't see that on the new cucked version of top gear because it might offend the mozzies

>contrary

You've seen 1 episode you mong

Back to /r/topgear pls

>Evans is such a shit driver they have to put someone else behind the wheel every time they want a shot of the car going fast

Dont worry, unless they are on the BARB panel, their views dont even count,

They are going to make at least one joke about it in the new programme.

jenson button fucking

Is Jenson Button the worst F1 champion ever? He only won that year because that car he had was so much better than all the others for like half the fucking season.

Jenson button is already better than the ginger cunt t b h

You guys are literally watching it again?

did it
do you need flash for that shit?

so now he has another guy to do the car-explaining for him?

His voice overs don't work at all

oh good this hospital bed skit is continuing

I'm laughing now

>he owns the car

Fucks sake

Then explain why Red Bull won the third race that season comfortably.

EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA
Hey DANNYBOYTBH's.

Jenson Button / Leblanc presentation duo when

>captain slow is unironically a far better driver than evans

its more cringeworthy than The Office

>our lap

Why is Evans on a stretcher?

why is he in a hospital bed

does chris own a multi story carpark how does he have so many cars

that was abhorrent

>implying may was ever a bad driver

I think I'm starting to like it a bit.

how is chris evans able to afford those cars? he probably makes a decent amount of money presenting but enough to buy cars that expensive?

>THERE'S SMOKE IN THE CAR

has that hipster glass guy ever been in a car?

>that laugh track
>audience visibly bored

his success has made him arrogant.

EL JUSTO

JAJAJAJAJAJA

Did he literally say cum?

His garage.

hes got 10 ferraris.. and thats just his ferrari collection.

This will be the quickest ever

dont forget his shitposting nigger friend

Top kek, you're so predictable. Go back to the Meme Lover 2 thread, faggot.

I'll be perfectly honest here: when the producer outlined the idea to me, I thought he was overdoing it. I thought the conceit would be exposed by its own improbability.

He was, in effect, offering me two jobs on his new motoring programme. It was like being called Ronnie and invited to appear in The Two Ronnies but without another Ronnie.

The main job involved driving around a track at extremely high speed, since that was what I was good at, but – and this is where it became tricky – I would do this anonymously, and only ever appear in a racing suit and helmet. I'd be called Stig.

Meanwhile, to disguise my identity, I'd also appear occasionally on the programme as myself, where I would cultivate an air of indifference to speed and feign an inability to remember which way racing circuits went.

It was a very clever strategy. In time, the nickname Captain Slow would "emerge" and I would begin to espouse the doctrine of "Christian Motoring", which was handed to me in a pub one night, printed on rice paper and sealed in a plain envelope, and later eaten.

>it's an Evans shouts episode

james may visits his garage in a previous season. the one where he drives evans' ferrari california

he makes people take their shoes off in his garage kek

fuck this thing is fast

bbc mate, funneling money from plebs into the hands of random 'media personalities'

He strikes me as the kind of man who buys all the latest meme supercars but then never actually drives them. His garbage (Or showroom really) of white Ferrari's is fucking embarrassing.

Why is everyone clapping all the time

>those stig jokes

cringe