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The fellowship of the frogs edition

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Azor Jon

Daily reminder to shoo away frogposters

How hairy is she? Any armpit pics?

ACCEPT IT

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/melancholia/

Septa Unella

Dumb fredposter

In here

I love Jewish women

Is bran a mary sue?

any leaks yet?

kevan, pycelle, and lancel are the deaths in this episode

Don't we all

WE

>its a TULLY episode

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What else? don't be shy, user

We know Dorne appears again in ep10

Promise me , jaqen

>martel
death

>tully
blackfish and edmure are going to get fucked tonight

>baratheon
only one bastard left on a boat

>tyrrel
they are going to burn together with the sparrows

>lannisters
tommen wont fly so good
jamie will kill cersei after she burns kings landing
and uncle kevan is already death in the books, killed by varys, it probably wont take long in the show.

>starks
rickon will get a bolt in the back
the rest isnt so clear.

>Arryn
only one retarded kid left, littefinger already has a dagger with his name on it probably.

>boltons&freys
will get eaten by dogs

By the end of this show there wont be any great house left.

What are they going to do? Appear outside of Highgarden, Storms End, or Oldtown with an army?

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WUZ

I'd help her if 5 are too much for her

They can edit shit to where they look nice anyway though. She was like really, really sweet to me and my wife. I know she was an actress doing a publicity stunt but she was so cool to us that I just can't believe she's not like that all the time.

Tell me about Dayne! Why does he wear the mask?

>stabs u in the back
pssh, nothing personnel

KANGZ

KANGZ

No way they're letting you suck their dick though

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rickon is getting flayed and displayed in front of winterfell as a welcome to jon and sansa. it has practically been confirmed.

Lewd

My playthrough was entirely based on doing whatever it took to get into Gwyn's pants

And it didn't even happen :(

YOu could have put some effort in

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>tfw 150 word essay due tomorrow bu I want to shitpost on /got/ until the show tarts

I want Maisie to be my gf and Faye to beat us together.

she's basically sucking asher's dick during the ep of ep6 if you agree to marry her and don't go against the plan

Who here excited to see some fish getting freyd tonight?

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Pretty impressive Pycelle made it this far desu

do ppl still look forward to this shit or are they just in it for the meme potential?

>tfw they ruined your magnum opus

who is that qt patootie

>thinking of all those non-britsl usting after one of our lasses

Seven kingdoms won't fill the hole I'll punch through your foreigner chests!

who's ready for punished arya?

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>S1 map
for what purpose

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Tunnel snakes rule.

> Space and location means anything in the show

>That iron throne on the left

I love this pic. actual idea vs. shit tier watered down show

>haha yeah lets create a 10k kilo throne of swords to impress le epik asoiaf fans xd

this is why people like you have to fucking hang yourselves

Wait a minute, didn't the show try to say that Martells hate Lannisters? Shit man their regions aren't even connected

Maybe I'll just keep them hard till she finishes off the others

For $50m I'd let HBO ruin my magnum opus too. Hell, they could ruin my anus as well while they're at it.

The book throne is stupid tho

sure I guess if the ppl running this show actually knew what they were doing

She's got a claim. She should be the rightful ruler if Rickon's dead and Bran's missing.
Why is she giving away her position to a bastard?

>north
>no flayed man
>riverlands
>no twins
>dorne
>no sneks
>iron isles
>no crow's eye

Its most about the memes and reaction vids for me now.

>TFW you ruined it yourself because you are a lazy fatfuck

They hate them in the books too, Tywin had Elia Martell and her children killed

hang yourself

she looks like a fucking old man that owns a bookshop.

>Hell, they could ruin my anus as well while they're at it.

kek

I don't think they're into men user

lol it costs nothing to draw a fucking picture or write a description on a paper. It'd cost a lot of money, time and effort to make it actually happen. Fucking ignorant biased cucks.

They historically hate the Reach, they don't like the Lannisters recently because of their role in the death of Elia

Who are the IRL Freefolk?

Absolutely no idea, considering how much D&D have destroyed the storyline and them appearing in only 2 episodes.

slavs

>prefers to talk about salad dressings than his """"""""""""magnum opus"""""""""""""

I just realized King Robert is GRRM's self insert

>Once great and amazing
>Adored
>Became popular
>Became fat and lazy
>Does nothing but indulge
>Doesn't even do his job
GRRM is an expert foreshadower

They show died with the death of Joffery. From then it is about the memes 100%

she is going to be that bastards wife and queen.

>showfags getting upset

too bad its suppose to be mad from Aegons enemies swords. Not some plasticknifes.

benioff could ruin my anus for $0.50 tbhfam

Celts

Those Picts who told the Romans to fuck off.

book throne couldn't be edgier

i bet you post on pokemon rom hack forums too, teencuck

the throne is supposed to be forged using dragon fire, it should be just blades, the hilts, including guards and pommels would have fell off.

P O T T E R Y

Also, Arya's direwolf Nymeria is still alive. Where is it?

Naw he spent so long writing it, he became a lucas tier hack and ruined it himself. Whatever muse he had in his younger days died over the years.

Wow dude, you have a basic knowledge of the series, impressive

that's retarded

what if the king tripped and feel down the stairs?

such a simple minded showfag

What the fuck was his fucking problem?

shit I just noticed you can see her nip.
wtf? does she not give a fuck?
I fucking love her

Is there any author that managed to write some huge novel series in a respectable amount of time?

if you legit think that they shouldve re-created that book throne and straight up have to kill yourself and posting book vs show pics you make for every single event still doesnt change that you are aspie level autistic and have to end yourself right fucking now

mfw not even a showfag kys

How can I be a man if I'm a handmaiden ...

3/10

In the books she leads a gigantic wolf pack that is ravaging Lannister armies in the South.


Showrunners said we'd get some Nymeria this ssn.